Is it me, or does P like to clown on his slow jams?

GNS said:

No, it's not you. He's a true joker at times.

Thought so.

seriously ever seen him perform "cockeyed woman" ?

7.7 or 6.7? u know the score... he was born that way.

Best joke recently was wheeling Amy Winehouse out in a special trolley wot she could stand up in considering she half dead anyway!

Cx

mrsquirrel said:

English. Please.

Prince clowns around a LOT, especially onstage!

doriangrayville said:

Nope. Never heard of it.

But I going more towards his ad libs on his slow jams. Not an outright funny song(which "Cockeyed Woman" sound like it may be).

Lyrics?

mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said:

GNS said:

Actually that's exactly what he does during that song, it's a slow blues and if you ever see him perform it live u'll understand what I mean...

GNS said:

I got a beggin' woman
She beg me all the time
Beggin woman,beg me all the time

If I only had a nickle,guess what?
Miss,beg for a dime,oh yes she did
Just poverty striken,wait

I got a beggin woman
Always beggin me
Take her to the mall,she want everything little thing she sees
She even beg a second for a minute
She beg a long haired possum out a tree,oh yes she did

I ain't done talkin' about her..

She beg my Aunt Gertrude
She even beg my Uncle Jake
She even tried to beg the sweetness out of my Grandma's lemon cake

Oh I got a beggin woman
She beg me,beg me all the time

I still love her though..
But I got one more thing I got to say

She's a cockeyed woman too
She look both ways at the same time
I don't know what she's lookin at
I just know I'm gettin' tired of trying

Listen...
She ask me for the pepper
When she lookin' at the salt
Everytime I try to guess right,it's always little Prince's fault
Beggin woman
She beg me all the time

Oh no no no I ain't through..

She's three handed too
She know just what to do
She's right handed,left handed,and under handed too

With her right hand she'll enbrace you
While her left hand dims the lights
All the time she's rehearsing
For another date she got tomorrow night

Three handed woman
She ain't goin' never,never,never treat me right

With her left hand she'll caress you
With her right hand she'll straighten your tie
When you ain't lookin',she up on the phone
Callin' some other nappy headed guy

Right handed,left handed,and under handed too..

One more thing..
When she says goodnight,she says you the one
Your the one I'm about
But you know when you steppin' in
Some other man is steppin' out

Oh she thinks she's slick
But she cockeyed,she beg,and she got three hands

But I'm looking for somebody that I can ah.. MMM..
I'm looking for somebody that I can just.. MMM.. MMM MMM..MMM
Keep..Keep..
Lookin' for somebody that I can just keep satisfied..

They are pretty funny

obsessed said:

Thank you for posting the lyrics

I love this one

Wheelchair. Please.

Cx

Pole said:

I've never seen it performed live, but I bet it would be fun

obsessed said:

Man it was hilarious, he kept on pausing between the verses, shake his head, mimic the woman, make these hilarious faces, roll his eyes, go lean against the column on his right side pretending to cry, the entire audience was dying laughing... the funniest thig I've ever seen...

Now about the lyrics I think he changes them everytime cuz when I saw him play it one verse said :

I have a begging woman
when I tell her I like hip hop
she only wants rock and roll

or something like that...

doriangrayville said:

The way you described his antics, I can sorta visualize

I think it's kinda cool that he ad libs the lyrics...
maybe according to his mood

I think Adore is kinda funny. "...well maybe not the ride!"

obsessed said:

That is funny. Is it a slow jam?

DesireeNevermind said:

And that's exactly what I'm talking about.

I love it!

The org got jokes too!

Over 1,000 views and less than twenty replies.

GNS said:

that happens alot around these parts. but let somebody post a thread in GD about farting and evrbody got somethin to say.

DesireeNevermind said:

ain't that the truth ruth!!

I've been waiting all day to post...


did somebody say fart??

obsessed said:

thanks sometimes it;s just hard to describe 3 minutes of prince u know

GNS said:

I'm referring you back to post #10....honestly I've
never heard the song, period.

Just posting the lyrics was all....lol

doriangrayville said:

I would say you did well

DesireeNevermind said:

This is probably his only flash of genuine humor. Prince is not funny. Listen to the Exodus segues for confirmation of how terrible a sense of humor he has. It's painful enough to make even the purple droolers cringe.

Wall said:

maybe u have no sense of humor at all cause those exodus seques r hysterical!!!

Wall said:

You have purple issues.