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Printablefunkycat00 said: Prince was asked 2 give a talk on "Sex".
When his turn came, he stood, walked 2 the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down.  Like it!! | |
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Prince walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but his Dirty Mind era clear pants, and nothing else. He says "Doctor, What's wrong with me?" The Doctor looks at him and says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Prince is in a hotel lobby. He wants 2 ask the clerk a question. As he turns 2 go 2 the front desk, he accidentally bumps in2 a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes in2 her breast. They are both quite startled. Prince turns 2 her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as ur breast, I know u'll 4give me." She replies, "If ur penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 319."
What's the diffrence between Prince and a dildo? Prince is a real dick. [Edited 11/22/08 12:56pm] | |
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I have one.
Why did Prince cross the road? | |
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PleasurePrinciple said: Dayclear said: This is the dumbest shit thread I've ever seen.
 this was literally the only thing that made me laugh in this thread    | |
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funkycat00 said: Prince was asked 2 give a talk on "Sex".
When his turn came, he stood, walked 2 the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down. nice one lol | |
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LizaWoman08 said: I have one.
Why did Prince cross the road? To get on the Boat? PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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chillichocaholic said: LizaWoman08 said: I have one.
Why did Prince cross the road? To get on the Boat?  | |
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PleasurePrinciple said: Dayclear said: This is the dumbest shit thread I've ever seen.
this was literally the only thing that made me laugh in this thread me 3 | |
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mplsmike said: PleasurePrinciple said: this was literally the only thing that made me laugh in this thread me 32 baby....2!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: mplsmike said: me 32 baby....2!  2 | |
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mplsmike said: KidaDynamite said: 2 baby....2! 2Sorry.
You know I just need an excuse to talk to you.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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funkycat00 said: Prince was asked 2 give a talk on "Sex".
When his turn came, he stood, walked 2 the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down. funny, yes! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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KidaDynamite said: mplsmike said: 2Sorry.
You know I just need an excuse to talk to you. Baby, U're so fine Seems 2 happen 2 me each and every time
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Dayclear said: This is the dumbest shit thread I've ever seen.
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here's the greatest prince joke of all time:
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InsatiableCream said: here's the greatest prince joke of all time:
Sory Dayclears was beter and she want even trying to be funny | |
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InsatiableCream said: here's the greatest prince joke of all time:
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mplsmike said: InsatiableCream said: here's the greatest prince joke of all time:
Sory Dayclears was beter and she want even trying to be funny i wasn't tryna be funny either i look at the album and just laugh all the time.
but Dayclear's was brilliant  | |
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InsatiableCream said: mplsmike said: Sory Dayclears was beter and she want even trying to be funny i wasn't tryna be funny either i look at the album and just laugh all the time.
but Dayclear's was brilliant cream is the album cover that funny lol ? | |
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LizaWoman08 said: InsatiableCream said: i wasn't tryna be funny either i look at the album and just laugh all the time.
but Dayclear's was brilliant cream is the album cover that funny lol ? he's wearing a girdle! | |
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U all are crap joke tellers  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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InsatiableCream said: here's the greatest prince joke of all time:
dammit kalvin u took my joke 
 man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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What's the diffrence between Prince, and a puppy?
Eventually the puppy stops whining. Question: How is Colonel Sanders like Prince? Answer: All he's really concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs. | |
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Prince walks in hotel and accidentally bumps his elbow into a woman checking in. He says, "Excuse me." to which the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, meet me in Room 319." | |
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funkycat00 said: What's the diffrence between Prince, and a puppy?
Eventually the puppy stops whining. Question: How is Colonel Sanders like Prince? Answer: All he's really concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs. And eventaully the puppy grows up PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Is it okay if I say that these didn't make me laugh?
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wildgoldenhoney said: Is it okay if I say that these didn't make me laugh?
No 
PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: wildgoldenhoney said: Is it okay if I say that these didn't make me laugh?
No
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wildgoldenhoney said: chillichocaholic said: No
  Laugh dammit
PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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