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Let have some Prince Jokes to easy the mood of doom How many Prince fans does it take to change a light bulb .....
What's wrong with the one we put in in June 1984, I don't like new light bulbs anyway...  Da, Da, Da....Emancipation....Free..don't think I ain't..! London 21 Nights...Clap your hands...you know the rest..
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What the difference between a Prince Fan and Vulture...
At least the Vulture waits for it prey to die first before they pick it apart..  Da, Da, Da....Emancipation....Free..don't think I ain't..! London 21 Nights...Clap your hands...you know the rest..
James Brown & Michael Jackson RIP, your music still lives with us! | |
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I heard this one on In Living Color:
"What is small, purple, and should be examined by a doctor?" "Prince!" I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me. Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots. Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol. Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol. Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch | |
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 Gotta come betta than this | |
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Knot knot.   | |
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mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said: Knot knot.
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nurseV said: mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said: Knot knot.
Whutz u scured of?   | |
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¡pǝɹnɔs q 2 pǝǝu ʇuop  | |
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mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said: ¡pǝɹnɔs q 2 pǝǝu ʇuop
 @ that text & emoticon !  [Edited 11/21/08 16:06pm] | |
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what mood of doom? | |
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This is the dumbest shit thread I've ever seen.  | |
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Dayclear said: This is the dumbest shit thread I've ever seen.
this was literally the only thing that made me laugh in this thread | |
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union119 said: what mood of doom?
2 thousand zero zero party over oops out of time.....  | |
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LizaWoman08 said: union119 said: what mood of doom?
2 thousand zero zero party over oops out of time... "couldve sworn it was judgement day..."  | |
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Prince is a famous musician and we're not. 
But that's okay, I don't like 2 go on stage...I like to watch other people go onstage and make azz out demselvz. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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PleasurePrinciple said: Dayclear said: This is the dumbest shit thread I've ever seen.
this was literally the only thing that made me laugh in this thread  | |
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Shango said: mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said: ¡pǝɹnɔs q 2 pǝǝu ʇuop
@ that text & emoticon !
[Edited 11/21/08 16:06pm] It took me a few minutes to realise that was upside down At first I was like wtf? How did u know what that said? PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Prince was asked 2 give a talk on "Sex".
When his turn came, he stood, walked 2 the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down. | |
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LondonStyle said: How many Prince fans does it take to change a light bulb .....
What's wrong with the one we put in in June 1984, I don't like new light bulbs anyway... Awww come on u guys...this one was FOOONAY!!!! ah...well I thought it was anyway 
Give up London...apparently no one here can take a joke PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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funkycat00 said: Prince was asked 2 give a talk on "Sex".
When his turn came, he stood, walked 2 the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down.  Good one | |
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Here's another one...
Prince dies and goes to hell. The Devil says 2 him "Hey Prince we've been waiting 4 u!" Prince smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says " I gotta ask u a couple questions, do u like to smoke?" Prince answers "hmm""Occasionally." The Devil says "Good, U'll like Mondays. We smoke everything, cigarettes, cigars, weed everything." "Now, do u like to drink?" Prince says "Of course I love to drink." The Devil replies "Great, We drink everything on Tuesdays. U will fit in fine." "Do u like to have sex?" Prince says " Hell ya! Sex is the best!" The Devil smiles and replies " We have sex with every type of woman u could think of on wednesdays." And the Devil finally says "Now, r u gay?" Prince frowns and answers " NO I'm not gay!" And the Devil looks down and finshes " Ur gonna hate Thursdays." [Edited 11/22/08 0:32am] | |
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This thread makes me miss christos7. He had some jokes, they were pretty lame but still cute. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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What do you do if you see a crowd of Princes coming into the room???
Swim for it!!!! | |
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chillichocaholic said: Shango said: @ that text & emoticon !
[Edited 11/21/08 16:06pm] It took me a few minutes to realise that was upside down Yip
chillichocaholic said: At first I was like wtf? How did u know what that said?
My head instinctively went like  @ 1rst sight
(instint-edit) [Edited 11/22/08 6:59am] | |
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| x a billion when i think of princes picture in that pose. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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funkycat00 said: Here's another one...
Prince dies and goes to hell. The Devil says 2 him "Hey Prince we've been waiting 4 u!" Prince smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says " I gotta ask u a couple questions, do u like to smoke?" Prince answers "hmm""Occasionally." The Devil says "Good, U'll like Mondays. We smoke everything, cigarettes, cigars, weed everything." "Now, do u like to drink?" Prince says "Of course I love to drink." The Devil replies "Great, We drink everything on Tuesdays. U will fit in fine." "Do u like to have sex?" Prince says " Hell ya! Sex is the best!" The Devil smiles and replies " We have sex with every type of woman u could think of on wednesdays." And the Devil finally says "Now, r u gay?" Prince frowns and answers " NO I'm not gay!" And the Devil looks down and finshes " Ur gonna hate Thursdays."
[Edited 11/22/08 0:32am]  Da, Da, Da....Emancipation....Free..don't think I ain't..! London 21 Nights...Clap your hands...you know the rest..
James Brown & Michael Jackson RIP, your music still lives with us! | |
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funkycat00 said: Prince was asked 2 give a talk on "Sex".
When his turn came, he stood, walked 2 the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down. Da, Da, Da....Emancipation....Free..don't think I ain't..! London 21 Nights...Clap your hands...you know the rest..
James Brown & Michael Jackson RIP, your music still lives with us! | |
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PleasurePrinciple said: Dayclear said: This is the dumbest shit thread I've ever seen.
this was literally the only thing that made me laugh in this thread Two Prince Fans waiting to see a doctor.....one says to the other one.....what you here for? Bipolar disorder! oh I see, in which eye? Da, Da, Da....Emancipation....Free..don't think I ain't..! London 21 Nights...Clap your hands...you know the rest..
James Brown & Michael Jackson RIP, your music still lives with us! | |
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funkycat00 said: Prince was asked 2 give a talk on "Sex".
When his turn came, he stood, walked 2 the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..." And he sat back down. good 1 | |
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