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Printableglad u made it. now set these tables if u please, i have some very important guests due in about an hour of your Earth time... so take as long as it takes
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mrsquirrel said: glad u made it. now set these tables if u please, i have some very important guests due in about an hour of your Earth time... so take as long as it takes
Cx that's for all the critics stuck on 7 days and not appreciating the depth of einstein's theory of relativity. time really does fly when ur having fun  no time like the present, not time in space, space god...u git where im going  | |
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wash my feet
 There's nothing like Personal Supervision  | |
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"Yeah, uhm... It's like this. You know we was cool back in the day and then Larry came along..." Do U Lie? | |
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Im not God. | |
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I would wait until he die first. That's what He would do. This topic is too premature. I'll bet that John Lennon and Rick James or that dude from that rock group Nirvana is burning in hell right now. No Vatican can save or forgive them. | |
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"You are about to be Rick Rolled."
"Meet the musical director of Heaven's House Band"..... A voice comes from the stage: "Things are much different here in the afterworld Princess. In this life I'm your boss. After you get on this organ. Go sit on that organ. We already got Jimi on guitar. Never mind who you thought I was on that tour we did together. In this life I'm Rick James BITCH!" (God's voice) "James Johnson if you say a curse word just one more time I'm sending you to the other place. And DON'T play "Party All The Time". Play "Give It To Me Baby" while I dance with Ava Gardner and Marilyn Monroe. Shut up Sinatra. You're in my house now. We have Kim Novak for you. Sammy Davis, Jr. Stop throwing a fit. You KNOW Frank dated Kim first. We have all the White Blondes you can STAND for you. We had a space reserved for OJ but he's not going to be here so you get his surplus." [Edited 12/7/08 11:25am] "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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Sorry, liars, thieves, cheats and frauds aint got no place in Heaven. | |
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xX13Xx said: Sorry, liars, thieves, cheats and frauds aint got no place in Heaven.
 Think positive for him. | |
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optimus said: well they say actions speak louder than words...so id give him a respectfull
 (while Thank You 4 The Music by Abba is playing in the background) and let his little Gregory whos waiting patiently and standing beside me go and run 2 his dad  That was the most lucid, sentimental, and consciously accurate depiction so far Optimus.   [Edited 12/6/08 12:11pm] | |
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Uae ur time wisely my child?  | |
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GOD loves him! | |
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"The guitar's over there.... do Ur thang!" I Love U, But I Don't Trust U Anymore... |
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Hey, Prince? Did you see all the jacked up threads people came up with on prince.org? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatoryou ass. | |
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Finally it´s time to rest... you've won, you deserve it... Forever in my life... | |
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"Come here baby...you sexy motherfucker"
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"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" [Edited 12/7/08 11:00am] "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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sunsetdriver1999 said: "Lucifer, I thought I banished you from Heaven"...
Only God knows.  See you in me in the mirrow a 1000 lightyears from here.
See you in the purple rain. | |
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Oh wow, two people who thinks he's Satan. | |
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Or maybe three, from what I'm seeing? | |
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Prince u knew this is not the place for Y O U 
so what caused you to try to come in Heaven 
wrong door u have to go down the other way 
straight on down is where u choose to go did you really think you had a place here with the ones who tried to get it right in life 
 i will tell ya this you go back to hell for awhile
then i will give you another chance on earth to get it right 
 
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I would just ask " Hey! Where u goin" up or down? ...Well then, can I take that ride? Dig? Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone  | |
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Oops sorry, I thought u meant if it was jugdement day and we were standing next to each other. THEN i'd ask where he was going. BUT since the ? is If I were God what would I say. I would say, "you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka"..."But since there is no lake right here, Just take your clothes off still and I'll give you a free pass to the pearly gates"  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone | |
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madison said: In the beginning, there was God
He made the earth and the heavens He gave us light 2 rule the day And another light 2 rule the night The Lord, thy God He made, He made the seas He made the fruit upon the tree When He saw When He saw that it was good He made a man He made a man Only He could, only He could God made U God made me 2 He made us all He made us all equally Now U say it God made U, God made me He made us all equally Wake up children Dance the Dance Electric There isn't much time Who screamed?   
Some people tell me I've got great legs... | |
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If I were God, I'd say:
"Prince, that damn org is crazy, how do u take it"? | |
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optimus said: well they say actions speak louder than words...so id give him a respectfull
(while Thank You 4 The Music by Abba is playing in the background) and let his little Gregory whos waiting patiently and standing beside me go and run 2 his dad aww! I'm totally gonny cry now, seriously, that's so touching! | |
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"hehe...so much 4 he sky turnin purple huh? Well, regardless of what ur friend Larry tells ya, aint no room up in here 4 u. Now git  " | |
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Musze said: "The guitar's over there.... do Ur thang!"
Really...That's an understatement. God would say...so far so good...Ur gonna be playing for a mighty long time, Take a nap on a cloud....then appear to those tone deaf youngin's with the baggy pants trying to join the Universal band...and teach them that "Rock and Roll Heaven." is based on precision. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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