Prince can u pretty please do me a favour,
On your next album no bad ballads like Saviour,

Altho I did enjoy Future Baby Mama & Call My Name,
But as youve got older like a puppy dog uve seemed to tame,

So theres hope that well have a new album soon, Im sure it wont be shit,
Oh and stop taking ur videos of websites for people to watch you silly tit

For if theres no videos lesser people wont be able 2 listen to ur music u see,
u said about spreading it 2 the masses with Planet Earth in a paper for free!

So ur condtridicting urself, my funky purple friend,
Altho my grattitude 2wards ur talent will never end

Some people want another album kinda like Purple Rain,
They can toss that prayer right down the fucking drain

Now I know im just another normal purple hippie english fan,
But dont rush your next album as I dont want a sequel to Bat-man

Also some fans are moaning about the James Brown funk,
So do me a favour and be dirty and talk about spunk

I know u cant now cuz of your religion is quite gay,
Altho atleast ur not a skeletor lookalike peado like MJ

Altho Musicology and 3121 were in my opinion cool, funky and very good,
Mr Goodnight ruined Planet Earth 4 me cuz ur not a Gangsta from da hood

Some would like to hear another Rainbow Children type now thats a laugh!
Id rather walk to the zoo and stick my head up the ass of a giraffe

Hmmmm id like 2 hear sumthin with a bit more soul and rock,
because when you play guitar its that good it hardens my cock

Loved your guitar work on Whats The Fuss? It was so funky made me wanna pee,
stevies daughter shes pretty have u seen? if u havent dont worry cuz neither has he

Now my mums always said ur feelings are better out than in for a start
Even tho ur a genuis, Im always this honest so please dont take it 2 heart

Ahhhhh that feels better now ive got it all off my chest
No matter what any1 says about ur work ull always be the best

Oh and do a "Prince" song like Starfish and Coffee that would be a plus
From your ever faithfull funk loving fan the transformer Optimus[/b]

haha okay

yeah they moan about musicogoly and 3121 and planet earth and the weird thing is that i do understand why, because they miss the 80s feeling. but they dont get that this doesnt mean the music is not good, they miss the 80s because they exactly know they r over and nothing can change it and this is what makes music so special; u capture a certain time but u can go and visit it over and over again, so why dont they just listen 2 their PR and SOTT? because then again, there will never b anything like planet earth either and, who knows, maybe someday we'll miss the "good old 00s"!

optimus said:

[Edited 10/1/08 13:03pm]

I LOVE Saviour!!

Hi Optimus, didnt know you had poetic skills, nice.

Gimmesomehorns said:

Thank u my friend

optimus said:

Im the one you talked too by the phone if you remember?

Great just what this site needs - more open letters from 12 year old fans who don't understand what Prince is about.

FFS this is pathetic.

ur poem.

I LOVE Saviour!!

Gee Optimus...how on earth could u even think that u would be entitiled to ure own opinion around here???

Haven't u learned by now u must not disagree with the purple Jedi's?

Drink ure kool aide like a good Transformer





Say what u feel my friend

that was kinda silly but hilarious

hilarious thread.

optimus i liked ur poem u should write more

do u like elephants n flowers on the utcm soundtrack?

Great poem.

Don't bother with the haters.

I'd like an order of SOTT Pt. Deux with a heaping side of Lovesexy the Sequel and a tall frothy mug of Parade the Lost & Found Sessions.

Put it all on a minimum of SIX CD's and I'll die a happy muthafukka!

LizaWoman08 said:

No liza im afraid i couldnt as i wouldnt want to wind any more people up....but i will write another one eventually..just let the dust settle first
[Edited 10/2/08 12:24pm]

optimus said:

Oh great! You should write a poem based on an album...like take the album and write a poem about it.

Takieaa said:

Havent heard graffiti bridge yet..its one of the only prince albums i havent got cuz i dont think ill like it cuz sum1 sed its more other artists than him