There once was a girl Zannalee
Who wears a split personality
A Cherry mood U can find
but U need to marry the wine
2 taste her strawberry.

mountains so high one can't c
this energy between us and the sea
people from all over come 2 get on board
and then state what they love from for you 2 adore
i've met some and what a time
some have gone but never from my mind
that's it 4 now and maybe later i'll write more
i just wanna say that if not 4 this man there would not b a prince.org

Twinkly1 said:

good one

Whutz a limerick? m 2 thick. And not az quik. Az P writing some lyricz 2 go wit his guitar lickz.

There once was a Prince in White Lace
Who strutted his stuff all over the place
He was dragged into Church
With lipstick on his shirt
And rude-boy all over his face. T.

Ahhh, here we are in October
The waiters and haters must sober
Prince is the man, you must understand
nahwwww, he doesn't need a new go-fer.
I am accepting resumes however.

mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said:

Limerick-A 5 lined nonsense verse, said to be from a song introducing the place Limerick.

bling to the bop to the fling he says
ring to the pop to the ting these days
a masterful soul
who played the superbowl
i saw prince, but where was dez????

Twinkly1 said:

That is the perfect one. You guys are hella talented.

There is a place called the Dome
It is in London, not Paris or Rome
Prince played there
We all came to stare
And for 21 nights it was his home

There once was a rocker named Prince,
Mention his contract with Warner...he'd wince,
Since becoming the "Symbol,"
His licks weren't so nimble,
So again, he's known simply as Prince.

When young, Prince was lanky and bendy.
On stage he looked mighty and trendy,
He penned raunchy songs,
Partied all the night long,
And enjoyed boning Lisa and Wendy!
[Edited 10/10/08 13:26pm]

There once was a midwestern midget
Who'd never grow taller than Gidget
He can play guitar, which took him quite far
But his last 6 albums barely sold double digits

There once was a Joker named "Partyman."
That was holding much more than an Ace in his hand.
It won't be a fable
When He turns the tables
And the fans are kicked out of the plan.

There once was a Limerick with You Guessed it!
Some Nonsense 2 write just 2 Test it!
It was a commercial break
From a thirsty lake
Now go take a dip in the Pepsi!

At the store were Incense, wine and candles
they were heavy, more than one could handle
But when the day was done
and the night was one
She searched in the dark for her sandles.






[Edited 10/11/08 2:16am]

There once was a singer called Prince
Who decided he'd walk with a mince
They confused him for gay
He said, 'hip hooray'
And the boyfriend's never seen his girl since.

Damn this is a rockin' topic!!!

Prince had a fight with MJ
Over the King of Pop title, ok?
Now Elvis is dead,
And as Tony M said,
U must become a Prince fo yo King anyway!

Ooh! ooh! how bout this!

Vanity thought Prince was svelte.
Martika was a notch on his belt.
He had the stones
To bed that Jill Jones
Then Madonna laid down on his pelt (faux fur, of course, or maybe his own chest, you choose!)

Kim Basinger he tried to capture,
Brought her studio-side to record "The Rapture"
Had his buttless pants on,
And some draped chiffon,
Who was the pitcher, and who was the catcher?

But Prince was a sensitive fella.
Fell in love like Stanley loved Stella
We married Mayte,
On Valentine's Day,
Then traded her in for Manuela!

Wonder if P writes his own limericks for fun in his purple notebook?! Then makes Nato and the band play to em! Ha!

there was a cause and a foundation
people rushed around in dire of the anticipation
then came the news about NYC
fluffy is here where abouts where am i cried he
riddle me this riddle me that
4 in the end the price of a ticket 4 a setlist we've all heard b4 is just plain whack!!!

Hatman said:

Absolutely brilliant!

Except for the part where you reminded me he shagged Martika - I wanted to do that.

Flowers2 said:

lol @ picture .. I picture him saying that to the orgers who complain about being bored lol ..

Hatman said:

Wow, you're good at this.

myfavorite said:

That's funny.

rap to the map to the crap to the zap.

This man once asked 4 her number
Said He'd call sometime in the Summer
Then went the Fall
And in the Winter no Call
She still waits with her date Cucumber.

I'm really sorry 4 that, and it's just a joke by the way.

There once was a girl in a mess
That was Beautiful, Loved, and Blessed
She was Black Balled
That was His Call
And She Ends Up as Less than a Guest.

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[Edited 10/11/08 20:35pm]

Twinkly1 said:

... I like yours best twink.!!

myfavorite said:

There once was a flower named Cindy
Who's favorite number was 20
She dined on her knees
Of starfish and dreamz
And her Prince thought she had one 2 many.

In the mirror U find U're Reflection
2 study U're selfish reaction
On goes the Silver
How perfectly clever
It's Kodak's chromatic protection.

There is a fine Prince 2 Adore
U could think he is fairy~tale lore
In search of His date
A Heavenly Mate
That's what Crimson&Clover is four.