Well I'm not sure if he actually wrote it, or if Brenda is truly responsible, but "If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)" still makes me laugh.
Especially . . .

"If I wasn't a lady I'd take my money
and buy you a brand new face;
then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
and you'd love it cuz ya got no taste."



Raunchy!

...what the f u kk ever. ...

crunkytown said:

Prince wrote all those songs!

I love that song too..

"Why don't you tie a mattess to your back" "I'm gonna need it, cuz if I ever see your face, I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack!"

L4OATheOriginal said:

thesexofit said:

"Work That Fat" is hella funny! That song cracks me up! "The P" is funny too; I like the hip-hop feel to that song.

crunkytown said:

Wow, how did you do that? That's cool.

superspaceboy said:

"All that's gonna fall is the wig off ya head, now whatcha think about that!?"

GoActive said:[quote]

superspaceboy said:

... never mind. (Wish there was the option to completely delete your message here!) I was gonna say, check this out cuz it's kinda funny, but on second thought, I've seen better.

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HamsterHuey said:

Thanks for posting this HamsterHuey. Ya totally schooled me, and I thought I knew a lot about the fonk. Wow, I gotta confess MAJOR sleeping on that song. What was I thinking?! Where WAS I?! I always thought she was doing a lame Afrika Bambaataa impersonation in "Under The Cherry Moon." Didn't even know about this song, which is obviously what she was referencing.

So which came first, "Loopzilla" or Afrika Bambaataa?

crunkytown said:

They both are from 1982.

Alej said:

hey he could of written the songs in glitter ya know

L4OATheOriginal said:

Probably, but he couldn't have sung them for shit

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okay, I think EASILY his funniest song is MOVIE STAR. Totally brilliant and funny

Alej said:

Alej said:

perhaps but then again neither did mariah scarey during the beautiful ones

now that was some hilarious stuff right there

L4OATheOriginal said:

No matter what I say, you'll always hate on Mariah so

And her version of The Beautiful Ones was good

crunkytown said:

IMHO not a funny song, I heard it listened to it, relistened to it, still could not get into it. That is why I could skip it every time I listened to the cd.

IMHO, Shamu the whale could of done a better job singing it.

toots said:

Vibrator / Work That Fat / Data Bank / If a Girl Answers Dont hang up (on Vanity's album) are hilarious.

toots said:

Shamu's version was barely tolerable.

To be honest, I really haven't paid attention to Shamu since I was in like 8th grade, when she used to be popular.

crunkytown said:

she sounded better iMHO so

Alej said:

[Race bait snip - luv4u]

mystery50 said:

oh
my
god

what
the
fuck
?????

crunkytown said:

OK NOW THATS JUST SCARY
AND FUNNY

mystery50 said:

pleeeeeaaase

ToraToraDreams said:

crunkytown said:

ToraToraDreams said:

here we go again I followed him right even though I posted well befor ehim

hilarious?

It's a cute song, too sophisticated like Solo for some of you bumkins, but overall it,s funny, and cute, .....on my list of his greatest songs