Attention: Prince Rogers.

With pressing regard, it is my preordained responsibility to bring to your attention, a criminal act in progress.
Angelic harassment; Ariticle 4; Section 9; Clause 7; of Winged Law, states clearly that harassing an Angel of principal rank, is punishable by Divine Code.
To prevent refraction, in which a feather a day, could turn you away, your presence is requested. All of your protection will be softly restored upon your prompt report.
If the height of this prescribed rule escapes your purple reason, I will dive, in brief, to clarify. "Sir: Your Panty Raids in Private Rooms, are over." Sympathetically, A.T.

Damn, Ms. Legs,, is that you?

this thread doesn't make one last damn lick of sense.