What do you think Prince would do if he saw those little guys making off with his tiger-striped banana-hammock in order to sell them for a profit? Do you think he would try to sue them for copyright infringement because they would end up selling his DNA along with the microscopic bits of organic materials found inside?

I think that he would exchange underpants with them and set up an underwear sniffing party!

Then again, the underpants gnomes might use Prince's DNA to clone him and create an army of super underwear sniffers to go out and steal more underwear than anyone could ever imagine... the only problem they would have is all the sniffing... that might cut into production.

What was phase-B again?