Hi Prince...I was wondering if you have a tour bus you could lend me...so I could go to somewhere....Thank you. I will return the bus by Christmas...Okay? Okay?

And one more thing...I need a gas card cuz...I gotta go down south and then up north, and then down south again and then up north again....

I hope the bus gets here soon....Thanks friend.

Can you do my housework for me?
Please?

Dear Mr. Nelson,

Could u please come over and wipe my beautiful butt?

I'm having a MASSIVE diarroeha attack right now.

Thank u in advance.

,

G0d

Philly concert, Please?

Come to my house and jam. It'll be cool. You can teach me some stuff

do a "21 nights in connecticut tour" and send a few discs worth of "vault" material to my house

Prince, can you do me a solid and start a U.S. tour, focusing mainly on the Midwest? Thanks in advance.

Could you not cancel Croke Park please?

Can you leand me your cloud guitar for a day!

Prince can you sing to me, just to me!

Either blow a kiss to me in Block 335 on 16th at Croke please....or orgnote me with the aftershow venue....either one, I'm not fussy...thanks & big hugs XX

Prince,

Whenever I get married, can you be my musical coordinator? For the ceremony and the reception? And also could you call up Wendy & Lisa for a one time collaboration with you along with Brown Mark and Bobby Z and jam with them at the reception? How much will this cost exactly? What can I do for you to perform for free? It would mean so much to me if you did this for me. It would be something I would never or could ever forget. If not my wedding could you play at my 30th birthday bash party in 4 years? Pretty please? Should I give you the eyes?

Much Appreciated,

-Missfee

Never stop playing, creating and enjoying (yourself too!)

Just $20 bucks till payday,....I’ll pay you back I promise!

(Around my neighborhood, if you end a sentence "with I promise" or "I swear to god" it's a good indication they won’t.)

Will U hire me 2 b Ur liaison, as an interpreter Then there's b no doubt about what's going on. U take so much heat for the littlest things U do and so many of us really do love U. And i'm sure everything would b made easy with just a little comunicado.

Please let´s talk and spend time with me...

I will gladly step aboard...As soon as U arrive...I will not get into a vehicle that you are not within. And then I will let you make the decisions. Okay. I am ready 2 go.

Everything will come together fine. I am just waiting here...I am kind of tired, however...It doesn't matter what time U arrive...I will gather my things, and my pets quickly, and we can leave. From there, I do not have any answers. Most of my things are in boxes already...And I could get them later. You could always come in the house, have a look around. And then give me 2 hours...To Shower and Pack. You are more than welcome 2 throw something onto the porch, if you are afraid to come to the door, and I will come outside, if I see u. I hope to see you soon...tomorrow is my Father's birthday.

Americka said:

Ewwwww.

Can I borrow 10 Mil, til the next time I see you???

I have this ingrown hair that I can't quite reach...

Just throwin' it out there.

come to my 33rd birthday party in October

Can I come round to your place and rummage through your wardrobe, seen loads of outfits i want.

If I send you some of my poems will you turn them into songs?

sexybean said:

If I send you my panties, could you turn them into thongs?


sorry, it rhymed!

Sacred is the prayer that asks for nothing

do me a favor prince..... me!

just joking, of course
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KidaDynamite said:

HamsterHuey said:

"Nothing Ewwwww about creation"