Another breaking news story from "Dr. Funkenberry":

This Just In!

Prince Dressed in yellow & black, (in honor of his new “H.C.” mascot status) has been following the Honey Collective around like a groupie.

He is expected to grace the stage of Goa sometime Tuesday night with a few members of his band. They have been in town rehearsing for a book release party to be held outdoors at his newly acquired Beverly Hills crib (More on that later.)

What’s the allure of the Honey Collective? Where does one start…

Even tho there is no designated leader of the group, it seems to evolve around core members: DJ Rashida, Monica, Shelley, DJ Eque and a bevvy of other beautiful female musicians, dancers and poets which include but are not limited to: Bria Valente, Jack of J Davey, (yes, a ferocious female) Esthero, Gabriela the spy, Ruth Arzate, an amazing dancer who goes by 1 letter: V, and Sanaa Hamri, the director.

Now get this: To qualify as one of the members, all women must take a lie detector test to determine the following:

1. That they have to be celibate for at least 3 years.

2. That they are free from all contracts and agree to remain that way forever.

3. That they have a LOVE for real music and will not rest until the city of Los Angeles is the nucleus of the NEW WORLD ORDER of FUNK!

Sounds like our kinda ladies, tho-not so sure bout that vow of celibacy!

Stay tuned, this is gonna be funky.-Dr.FB

http://www.drfunkenberry.com/

http://drfunkenberry.word...p?s=prince

Not gonna happen!

Uh-Oh By Goa
May 20, 2008
Seems like Goa could not obtain necessary permits from the city in time for a performance tonight. We don’t know if anything else will happen at the club tonight but a performance by Prince unfortunately is not in the cards because the club did not get the permits.-Dr.FB

THIS JUST IN:

http://www.drfunkenberry.com/

Looks like the Club was unable to obtain the necessary permits to host the show. While Prince may or may not show up at the club tonight, there apparently will NOT be any performance. That's a shame as I was looking forward to checking out the late night jam. Oh well. I'll just wait for the next update and keep my fingers crossed that this does not put a bad taste into Prince's mouth about the LA Club scene. I'm still looking forward to more Honey.

~Scndlus

scndlus1 said:

Looks like Prince needs a "government-type schmoozer" on payroll....where's that....if Prince offers you a job thread?

Who? and what is honey collective?

Who? and what is honey collective?

Another breaking news story from "Dr. Funkenberry":

This Just In!

Prince Dressed in yellow & black, (in honor of his new “H.C.” mascot status) has been following the Honey Collective around like a groupie.

He is expected to grace the stage of Goa sometime Tuesday night with a few members of his band. They have been in town rehearsing for a book release party to be held outdoors at his newly acquired Beverly Hills crib (More on that later.)

What’s the allure of the Honey Collective? Where does one start…

Even tho there is no designated leader of the group, it seems to evolve around core members: DJ Rashida, Monica, Shelley, DJ Eque and a bevvy of other beautiful female musicians, dancers and poets which include but are not limited to: Bria Valente, Jack of J Davey, (yes, a ferocious female) Esthero, Gabriela the spy, Ruth Arzate, an amazing dancer who goes by 1 letter: V, and Sanaa Hamri, the director.

Now get this: To qualify as one of the members, all women must take a lie detector test to determine the following:

1. That they have to be celibate for at least 3 years.

2. That they are free from all contracts and agree to remain that way forever.

3. That they have a LOVE for real music and will not rest until the city of Los Angeles is the nucleus of the NEW WORLD ORDER of FUNK!

Sounds like our kinda ladies, tho-not so sure bout that vow of celibacy!

Stay tuned, this is gonna be funky.-Dr.FB

http://www.drfunkenberry.com/

Who? and what is honey collective? (new member ) prince fan for 20 years.

tonygoiu said:

http://profile.myspace.co...d=84088240

Twinkly1 said:

[Snip bait/threat - luv4u]

Now, this doesn't sound stupid or embarrassing.

Poor Prince. Never thought you'd carry on so, old man...

Like I said on the previous "HC" thread, creepy.

ThreadBare said:

Yes, poor Prince! Ok, it's all a bit ...strange BUT, are we EVER happy? We slag him off for being a JW and getting all holier than thou, not cursing, getting all 'Vegas act' for old people, then when he does something like this, we call him a dirty old man...

Jeffiner said:

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Co-Sign It tells you a lot about some of the people on this board. P is wrong if he is a married JW and a scum if it appears he is trying to get with woman who appear to be over 21. I will not even go into how silly it is to worry about P's personal life.

laurarichardson said:

Co-sign 2. What a bunch of bitchy, immature, hypercritical fans. Every time Prince breathes there is some bithcy so-called fan that is unhappy and slagging him off for it. I don't get this constant contempt. Who knows is this is anything at all, but the so-called fans act like the sky is falling over every tidbit of info. Some of u are some of the most bitter nasty fans possible. What ever Prince does I just shrug my shoulders and say interesting and move the fuck on. All this hand-wringing and put-downs. Every single thing Prince has done in the last few years is heavily critizied. Are u guys so unhappy with your own lives?

there are 2 Sides to every Truth Coin...
Light is born from Darkness
Love, from hate
Order from Chaos

All Is True.

to be Partial toward either
is the Abomination of a God.

2IZ1 said:

How do you account for your biased opinion of P then?

love

laurarichardson said:

Co-sign 2. What a bunch of bitchy, immature, hypercritical fans. Every time Prince breathes there is some bithcy so-called fan that is unhappy and slagging him off for it. I don't get this constant contempt. Who knows is this is anything at all, but the so-called fans act like the sky is falling over every tidbit of info. Some of u are some of the most bitter nasty fans possible. What ever Prince does I just shrug my shoulders and say interesting and move the fuck on. All this hand-wringing and put-downs. Every single thing Prince has done in the last few years is heavily critizied. Are u guys so unhappy with your own lives?

tricky99 said:

#1) I never said anything about his marriages or his religion. So, you can't put that on me. If it seems that, with every whim of Prince's you find detractors, it may well be -- just not necessarily the same detractors. That's life.

#2) Making reference to a woman's celibacy within the realm of an entertainment enterprise smacks of religious control, ironic since one of the women pictured in an HC promo poster on the original thread appeared to be nude.

#3) I, for one, also post pretty consistently about how much of a musical titan Prince is. I guess I and other Orgers should work to make sure our positive-to-critical-post ratio is more in line with others' preferences.

Nah.