Let's lay the facts down first, folks.

1)Prince does not tour in my area, nor is it likely he ever will.

2)The last time Prince toured anywhere remotely nearby was a city 5 hours from here on the ONA tour. Yep, that's right -Musicology did not even swing this way. And with no news of a tour on the horizon, I can't count on a live show.

3)Vegas shows and London shows are cool beans, but that does indeed require international travel on my part.

4)I don't even know where Coachella is, but to say it's nowhere near here. Again, international travel had to have been the only way, and that's just not an option for my broke ass.

5)My cable package does not currently include channels that air the Tonight Show, and Our Hero's just not big on doing any other tv appearances besides Leno.

6)Due to the sweeping internet ban, finding a video of a performance or appearance is a no-go.




SO

What should I do, if I want to satiate my addiction? Any ideas? Because i'm stumped.

Being a Prince fan is so frustrating.

Perhaps you should make friends with an Orger closer to you geographic location?

Twinkly1 said:

As far as I know, there aren't any.

masterpro said:

I should start shrink-wrapping CD's?

meow85 said:

I sent you an org note!

Move

sexxydancer said:

meow85 said:

Hey!!! Honey unless u live where Prb and I live.....May I suggest u STOP complaining

Seriously though, are u in Australia too?

sexxydancer said:

Don't make me do it

First step: Get money, and lots of it!
[Edited 5/1/08 3:27am]

Just tell yourself your still cute even when u pout...that's what I do.

chillichocaholic said:

Oh my, I have a huge map of the world and I was showing my son where my hairdresser comes from. And my eye suddenly fell on Tazmania (had to think of you and T. immediately) and I was like

You always need to fly if you want to get somewhere. It must be very hard

Some of us can fly on the wingz of love...from our own front porch.

chillichocaholic said:

Sorry Meow , but this thread is hilarious

Sounds like you live in Iceland or the Falklands or something... damn you must be out of the way... I dunno what to tell you except work hard, save your money and track him down like a wounded deer.

Good luck with that...

meow85 said:

poor thing, check your orgnotes
and get a good paid job. That's how I do it really

chillichocaholic said:

Nope. Western Canada. We're not shafted as bad as Australia is, but close. Apparently all three of our black people we have out here just aren't enough to attract a Prince show.

Oddly enough, Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent have both played town multiple times...

meow85 said:

.. not really...

Honey, that is so UNTRUE.