Okay, I'm watching Graffiti Bridge again (hard to believe it's been around for 18 years!).

Anyway, it ain't no Citizen Kane... but it ain't the worst movie in the world, either! But it just might be the dividing line between all 'okay' movies, and 'horrible' movies.

So tell us what's worse than Graffiti Bridge. You'll be performing a public service, warning your mates about movies that must be avoided! Also, you'll be providing a fun insight into your taste and character. So I ask you:

Graffiti Bridge is better than...?

...dousing your head in rubbing alcohol and then taking an epilady to your face.

a lesbian aunt

having your brains sucked out through your nose using a straw

Protege said:

are you sure about that?

InsatiableCream said:

no

donkeylung pie with jagermeister sauce drizzled over clamato sorbet

tame's threads

theodore said:

just barely

Oh my god, I just logged back in, and pissed myself laughing!

But I'm talkin' about MOVIES!!!

Can you think of a movie Graffiti Bridge is better than? I'll start:

Graffiti Bridge is better than Amityville Horror (the remake)!

Anxiety said:

Eww

DiamondGlove said:

am i right?

Anxiety said:

Anx quit faking we know you like GB and PE

Graffiti Bridge is better than:

-SuperMario Bros
-Ninja Turtles III
-Street Fighter


for example...

EVERYTHING is worse than Graffiti Bridge, because Graffiti Bridge is the best movie of all time!

The scene with Morris Day eating a hot pepper alone should win Oscars!

And I am being absolutely serious!

berniejobs said:

Protege said:

Graffiti Bridge is better than Glitter.

sexxydancer said:

i still saw them both in the theaters

sexxydancer said:

Better than "Zombie 5: Killing Birds." Better than "Flesh Eaters." Can't think of any others right now.

Graffiti Bridge is better than all of the Olsen Twins movies

Graffiti Bridge is at least better than these three horror suck fests:

Axe 'Em--Graffiti Bridge didn't have typos in the opening credits or look like it was edited with a hatchet.


Nightmare Weekend--No one was killed by a pair of panties in Graffiti Bridge.


Nail Gun Massacre--At least Prince didn't drive around in a hearse, wearing a motorcyle helmet covered in duct tape. Though, I wish he would have exclaimed "I'll fix that leak" after watching Morris Day take a piss in a plant and then showered him with nails.

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Graffiti Bridge is better than Noises Off. I actually made it through Graffiti Bridge (though mainly out of sheer stubbornness).

I think Grafitti Bridge is way better than....

Howard the Duck.

I mean look at both of them. You have a moody, petite man raising hell, but Prince is so much easier and tantalizing to the eyes than a loudmouthed bird.

And while Prince's hair was quite big in the movie, it was nowhere near as big as the chicks in Duck.

guarinigirl2000 said:

howard the duck had duck boobs in it. if you think about it, duck boobs are one of the most perplexing things to contemplate. ducks aren't mammals. that duck should not have had breasts and/or nipples. but there they were, covered in downy duckfeathers for the world to see. graffiti bridge doesn't have anything like that.

I think Graffiti Bridge is better than

George W Bush
Islamic fundamentalism
Christian fundamentalism
Chaos and Disorder
The fuel crisis
The food crisis
getting a tooth pulled without anasethic
Living in New Zealand

Anything Halle Berry's ever breathed on