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HILARIOUS

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Peace & B Wild

HA,HA,HA,HAAAA!!!!!

Not just the Prince article but the whole site!!!

At first I thought it was just a mock page purely about Prince's recent actions, but it really is a full spoof version of Wikipedia!!!!

Thanks for this.

You've made me and my work colleagues afternoon!!!!

I posted this myself a little while back....its very funny indeed. I got a bit of stick from some Prince fans on here who couldn't take a joke so watch out for a little backlash.

To be fair though, I think Prince himself would probably have a little chuckle at his...he seems to have a good sense of humour. I loved the section about the tours he's done:-

Nude Tour
Prince was so strapped for cash in 1989 he decided to appeal to the lowest common denominator by doing a world tour completely butt-naked. Unfortunately with his high-energy stage show his not-insubstantial penis would swing around a hell of a lot as he performed. The total cost of the damage caused by Prince's uncontrollable schlong on the tour is estimated to be around $55 billion, causing the tour to make a total loss of $56 billion (making it his fifth least profitable tour ever). During a show in Cork, Ireland, Prince's flying johnson levelled three quarters of the entire city during "Housequake" alone. Tony M was also naked for the entire tour but he's hung like a gerbil and so caused no damage (unless you consider arousing Rosie Gaines to be damage).

DaveT said:

No way!!! It's blatantly parody humour and obviously not to be taken serious. It's a shame you got stick for it.

Hope you're well mate. Can't wait for the re-union at the boat party!!!

Yeah...can you believe it!! Some people have no sense of humour, need to get out more, or just need to get laid!!

I'm good cheers mate...hows you?? Looking forward to the boat party as well! Should be a great evening!

Wow ! I'm amazed by the creativity and time some people put in Prince's entry. It's a pity the contributors stay anonymous after so much work. It's really funny

Thanks. Hahahaha some bits were really funny :lol

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The only bit that REALLY cracks me up is:

This whole section is freaking hilarious!

People Prince has sued for Copyright Infrigement

* Prince Charles;
* Led Zeppelin, for using the concept of unpronouncable symbols;
* That guy for whistling 'When Doves Cry' on the nearby street corner;
* Women, for ripping off his dressing style;
* A guitarist who played an A note. Prince also payed an A note on a guitar, but ten years before that guy;
* anyone who plays/played either the guitar, the mandolin, the theremin, the ukulele, the nuts, the vibraphone, the sitar, the piano, the drum machine, the magnetic tape, the bass, the Hammond B-3 organ, the piano, the dick, the crash cymbal, the ride cymal, the snare drum, the kick drum, the mobile phone, poker, the Tubular Bells, the rusty bucket, the steel drums, the flute, the panpipe, the recorder, the trumpet, the flugelhorn, the double bass, the saxophone, etc.
* Himself, for speaking his own name;
* You, for seeing his face for free;
* His blood, for sharing genetic material with him;
* The seven dwarves, for being as short tall as him;
o Snow White was not sued because she's a dirty slut and has had sex with Prince the night before;
* Stalin, for ripping off Prince's control freak/dictator attitude;
* Napoleon, for ripping off his height;
* Shakespeare, for ripping off his poetic gift;
* Jimi Hendrix, for ripping off his awesome geetR skillz;
* A dancing baby;
* Insane people, for 'Letting go crazy!';
* More dancing babies;
* Dancing old men;
* Plainly, anyone who had danced once, who dances now, or who will dance once;
o That includes Michael Jackson and all Ballet dancers. Oh, and ravers, too.
+ Talk about ravers, he sued them for allegedly 'Raving un2 the Joy Fantastic';
* James Brown, Michael Jackson, Herbie Hancock, Sly Stone, George Clinton, Janet Jackson, Jamiroquai and Incognito for playing funk, which belongs to him;
* Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Eric Dolphy, Coleman Hawkins, Jimmy Smith, Ornette Coleman, The Dave Brubeck Quartet, Tito Puente, Charles Mingus, Thelonius Monk, Herbie Hancock, Grant Green, Tito Puente, Pat Metheny, Dexter Wansel, John McLaughlin, DEPHAZZ, Koop etc. for playing jazz, which also belongs to him.
* Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Van Der Graaf Generator, The Beatles, Metallica, Funkadelic etc. for playing rock, which also belongs to him;
* Muse, Linkin Park, Green Day, 50 Cent, Maroon 5, Nirvana, Prince, Dashboard Confessional, Nickelback, Korn, Sonic Youth, The White Stripes, Arctic Monkeys, Franz Ferdinand etc. for playing indie shit music, which also belongs to him, just like everything else.
* Paris Hilton, for being a whore, just like him.

yeah I like the section where they continually give reasons as to the fact that princes stage is shaped like a giant vagina...

it would bleed everyday. @#$% would go to see prince and get the %$#ing shining instead

I am actualy in tears after reading that. Too funny. Doesn't Stephen Colbert have a wikipedia parody too, with a Prince entry.