Hey, put the fucking magazine down and concetrate on the music, now let´s start again,

My name is.....

Whitnail said:

U should know by now
Show me luv and I may by spring
I have the mind, the heart, the balls....

littlemissG said:

in a wild tantrum, P storms off, knocking over every lampshade in da house, however Mani, in the middle of a HEAD scene, saves the .....

This thread

Imago said:

that signature

Whitnail said:

hypnotic crystals hidden within.
Mani successfully used the crystals to control Prince for years. She had gotten him to marry her, buy her a mansion, go on tour to earn money to keep her happy, and to make the old boy perform sex acts the JWs would kick him out for if they ever found out.
SIGH
But unexpectedly and gradually the crystals lost their power over Prince. Prince no longer lives to keep her happy. Now in the middle of a divorce, she wonders what happened.

Mani's train of though was interupted by Prince who was....

Just entering the room... followed by a group of men pulling dollies.

Quickly they begin to empty the room. Mani's eyes widen in disbelief, "You bought me these things as gifts!"

Prince replies... "It's either this or the green card.... should I call INS?"

Mani puts her head down, and steps aside as the men empty the room until all that's left is dust bunnies and her purse.

Mani reaches for her purse, opens the bag, and then a smile appears on her face...

life is good again as she reaches for a match, lights it and begins to inhale deeply.....




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Drugs are bad.
Live Above the Influnace.

continue...

Mani awake she was laying face down on top of her belongings. She was at the bus depot in Toronto.

Mani said....
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littlemissG said:

"What's that smell? " as her face wrinkles, she feels uncomfortable and wet, she looks down.

"Damn I peed my pants."

She looks around the station, looking for a public bathroom, before anyone notices and then...

paintedlady said:

she bumps in2 fergie who notices the wet spot

"oh hun don't fret," fergie said.."it's not like the whole world will post ur picture of u peeing in ur pants like they did me"

Just then Mani spots photographers getting off a bus.
Mani looks around wildly until, atlast, she spot the sign for the ladies room. She leaves her belongings and make a run for it. She has decided to use the hand dryer to fix her problem.

Eureka!!

She can't believe her luck! It's a Japanese panty vending machine!



She looks over the choices. She can believe it! A purple thong with her ex's symbol on it is the only one not sold out!!!

"I think I've been set up!"

"You think so?"

Mani turns to see the person who spoke behind her. It's...

Fantasia!

"Girl my thong was killing me so I took it off. Here!"

Mani replies...

littlemissG said:

"LOL i only get my thongs at wal mart girl haha yup"

This is when Michael Jackson walks in and starts touching up his make up.

"Oh the Thriller can't speak. I see how it is."

"Uh huh."

Michael turns, still brushing power on his face to give it that ghostly glow.
"Hello Ladies, I'm a little preoccupied."

"'bout what?"

"London!! There want to give me $30 million to perform there! Only a chumpy $30 million!!"

Fantasia rolls eyes,"Poor Baby."

Mani has an idea, "Mike why don't you...."

littlemissG said:

"help us fix our makeup cause girl your shit is always hot!" mj is all "LOL....dont i know it" he then proceeds to pull out a LV suitcase and

says "okay judging from the looks of u's we got alot of work to do"

fantasia replies..
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