hv3121 said:

not too sure, think i will dig out crystal ball though...i also think i have some other version of it somewhere on a cd of songs i seriously need to sort out (just full of random stuff)

sexxydancer said:

Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world?

I was in 5th grade and I wrote the song "when 2 R in love" to a girl as a love note and she did not like it..."Come bathe with me" did not go over to well.


As an adult...hmmmm....

This is tough but...

18 & over, I wants 2 bone ya
18 & over

Hi yo Silver, it's the Bone Ranger, I'll freak U 2 the marrow
With a little somethin' that I call the wheelbarrow
Walkin' up on your hands while I straddle your thighs
In goes the truth and out goes the lie
[Edited 11/4/07 14:37pm]

prime said:

zsasz said:

No it's not on Crystal Ball!


It's an outtake!

This thread is hilarious. It's only when I read the lyrics I realize just how dirty they are
[Edited 11/4/07 14:52pm]

prime said:

I don't think these would be the best choices of words...

Girl, let me see U dance
New coat, huh? That's nice
Did U buy it? Yeah, right
U seein' that rich motherfucker again
U know who I'm talkin' about
That slicked back paddy with all the gold in his mouth
Don't got 2 play me 4 yesterday's fool
Cuz I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week
I'm sorry, baby, that's the rules
I pay the rent in this raggedy motherfucker
And all U do is suck up food and heat
Say what? Oh yeah
4 someone who can't stand them TV dinners
U sure eat enough of them motherfuckers

Who bought U that diamond ring? Yeah, right
Since when'd U have a job?
U seein' that rich motherfucker again
What's his name? Bob?
Bob, ain't that a bitch?
What's he do 4 a living? Manage rock stars?
Who? Prince?
Ain't that a bitch?
That skinny motherfucker with the high voice
Please, who do I look like, baby?
Yesterday's fool?
Don't U know I will kill U now?
U're fuckin' right, I got a gun
U think I don't?
Then what's this?
Oh, U quiet now, uh huh
Little? Yeah, right
It might be little but it's loud
Yeah, right, mm hmm

Now put that suitcase down and go in there
And put on that new wig I bought U
No no, no no, the reddish-brown one
Bob, ain't that a bitch?

Oh
Gotcha {x2}

Hey Bob, if U're out there, let me see U dance
U said U was funky
Come on {x2}

Ain't that a bitch? Bob

Come out with your hands up

I'll kick your ass

This is your last warning

U think I won't?

Oh no, the nigger's got a laser
Let's get the hell outta here

{Phone voice repeats "Operator, what city, please?" in high speed}

Is Mr. George home?
Hello, Mr. George?
This is your conscience, motherfucker
Why don't U leave motherfuckers alone?
What's wrong with U?
Well, why can't we just dance? Why can't we just dance?
No, fuck that, fuck that!
I don't talk about U, I don't talk about U
U little almond-shaped head ass
Who the fuck do U think this is?
I'll kick your ass… twice!

Bob, if U're out there, let me see U dance
U said U were funky
Come on

B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what's it say?
Same motherfuckin' shit
Turn it out

Bob, ain't that a bitch?

If you don't want to lick my knees, I'm sure your Mama will...

prime said:

No no. I would use that, & it would work. I'm pretty sure I could pull off the Let's pretend were married line aswell. But in this big brother society, I think I will avoid using the extra loveable lyrics, just incase they r ever used against me.

On a similar note, I wrote out the poem he recites to mrs. wellington on the phone in under the cherry moon in a girls leaving book at school whilst on a late night theatre trip in london's west end. I then promptly walked away & left her & her friends 2 freak out reading it.
Strangely, I think it was probably the most sensual words they had ever heard, judging by their reaction. I don't think I ever saw them since but would be interesting 2 hear what they thought.

always in my hair.....

go head chelsea.....

I see another cutey lookin straight at me, she got more boom than a little bit see and i ain't with that cuz she too fat so i give her to my buddy cuz it's like that!

Prince is a funny mofo!!

KidaDynamite said:

damn, just too much material to keep up with (i knew i should have organized my prince outtake collection better lol). always worth diggin out crystal ball to hear a few of the gems that are on it though.

zsasz said:

True!!!

Mirabelle said:

He could say them but that dont mean he would get any... depending on my mood at the time

LOL. You know, if the guy I was dating was awesome enough to know Prince's lyrics, the words wouldn't really matter, just quoting Prince would.

I sold segments of Adore to some fool in my spanis class who was trying to bone this chick....broke it up in like 3-4....$5 a piece....he had know i dea I was stealing...thought i was coming up with all that shit myself....anyways...thnx 4 the $20 Prince.....lol....

I love you baby and i wish you well
I'll write a letter when i learn how to spell
Until the day you can go to hell

dont look now theres a river of blood
you must a been a virgin, what am i guilty of ??

'Girl, U need Pussy Control'

I'm sure your intelligent!

A wiz at math and all that shit.....

But i'm, i'm a tad bit more interested in flying your kite 2night!

KidaDynamite said:

I've always thought that line was halarious!

DifferentPsuedenum said:

I mean Really!!!

vman4639 said:

That was fuckin' great! I forgot about that little ditty from Dead On It!
Nice job!