This parody is a work of fiction and any resemblance of characters or events to existing people or events is purely coincidental. The parody does not necessarily represent my viewpoint on any controversial topics which may be an issue currently. At least, maybe it doesn't.
It is entirely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. By anyone.

MY NAME IS PRINCE (AND I LIKE MONEY)

chorus:
My name is Prince
And I like money
When I sue my fans
I think it's funny (c. end)

They know I love
2 funk around
Till I get their money
They won't live it down

In the beginning
I made some music
But with my sixth album
I made a movie
I was makin money
When I heard a sound
Sound like a boot tape
Playin real loud
I tried 2 listen closer
But they turned it down
I got real worried
Until my lawyer say:
Ur name is Prince
And u like money
When u sue ur fans
U'll think it's funny
Hire me!
(Sue that, sue that somebody - sue that, sue that somebody!)
Hire me!
My name is Prince
And I like money
When it come 2 bucks
I'll do anything
I know from legal
I know from not
I got 2 sides
And they don't care!
Don't try 2 mock em
It'll make em mad
If u try 2 stop em
They'll sue ur ass
Without a pistol
Without a gun
If u get my music
Ur wallet me gone!
That's when I sued u
Ur money's mine
2 tell the truth
I despise my fans
CHORUS
Pay me! (Sue that, etc.)
Funky thing 4 my bank account
My name is Prince
I don't wanna give up
Cuz I've seen courtrooms
They my favorite thing
My songs and albums
And horror films
Might make u glad
Until I come 4 u
I'm here 2 tell u
That there's a better way
Just shut up and listen
2 everything I say
I ain't sayin I'm better
No better than u
But if u've ever seen me
Then u know it's true
CHORUS
Funky thing 4 my bank account (Sue that, etc.)
The famouser I be the greedier I get
Oh shit, look at ur bank account now
A new man in the courthouse
Watch it fans, my photos I'm seekin
Ur fansites my lawyers are peekin
My quickly growing funds are at their peak when
U download my M-U-S-I-C
That's something I don't like
The outtakes are 2 good 4 u anyway
U're just a human thing
I'll sue u 4 a fortune
My ego's 2 large
Yo, I'll break u if u get my music - hahaha
U're gonna be homeless, that's 4 sho
There must be more comin from ur bank than pocket lint
So with a lawyer and me I say hey
U best be payin me unless u wanna get cooked
My name is Prince (9x)
I'll sue my fans

I like this song.

My name is Prince
and I love money!
When it comes to fans
I don't want any!

Christaro said:

I don't know which is worse - someone taking the time to write a parody to My Name Is Prince, or the fact that I could sing the parody note for note! ROFL.

TANKAEFC said:

i was just singing it out loud

Do that do that somebody!

True genious

etifaim said:

I second vote it

toots said:

Yay

Someone thought this out real well. I like the video to go along with that...

Christaro said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

if u're talking about the parody, only the rap part was hard, which was why i did the shorter version

and the dancing video

Protege said:

Hi Protege

Amazing!

Better than most of the shyte on Planet Earth!

purplesweat said:

Christaro said:

Isn't there an old Proverb that states " Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes."

pplrain said:

I think you are right

theodore said:

ReginaCarman said:

well, if that's the case then the only one left on the org would be sexxydancer.

sosgemini said:

sexxydancer said:

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sosgemini said:

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well, if that's the case then the only one left on the org would be sexxydancer. [/quote:d905eb397d]
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for some reason my posts aen't going thru---- i just wanted to respond to sosgemini's response to me. My response was : LOL you know what i mean:)
[Edited 10/29/07 6:01am]

ReginaCarman