A Gold Mystery

Agent Pheromone was on the case. The mayor Of Dolphin city delegated, that a relentless investigation be conducted in the disappearance of, "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World."
The only clues, that the Minneapolice recovered from the scene, were a book of matches, labeled, "Solo," and a bedside answering machine recording that when played backwards revealed, an unidentified gender, speaking through a vocoder, saying, “I refuse to Letitgo, I dig u better dead," followed by a decrescendo orgasm..
Mayor P. Contol, stated firmly, that the Chaos and Disorder, would be brought out of the Dark and Into the Light. The Mayor announced that in return for the girl, nine bars of Gold, would be the reward.
In faithful loyalty, the Minneapolice, raised their right hands, committed to Right the Wrong. “I Will,” each one of them professed. The Race to find the girl was on. The meeting commenced. The mayor pulled away in his endorphinmachine. Chief of police, Zannalee left in an unmarked pink Caddilac. Some sped away on motorcycles, however, most of the officers left in groups to solve the crime. “We March,” was those on 4 inch boots' testimony, as the room emptied.
Agent Pheromone went first to the home of, Billy Jack Bitch, and invited himself in for questioning. “Miss Billy Jack, I’d appreciate some truthful answers now, I am familiar with your compulsive lying.” “Where were you last night between 7:45 pm and 9:15pm?”
“I was having Dinner with Delores,” Billy Jack shouted, followed by a very cruel, “Eye Hate U.”
“Shhh.., Pheromone, attempted to calm her, “Where, did u dine?” he probed.
“At the Shy Hotel,” she spouted.
“Why are you such a Bitch? And, why did u dine, at the Shy?” he exclaimed.
“For one, I rock therefore I am, and two, I fucking like it there.” She swore.
Billy Jack was off the hook, it appeared, so Agent Pheromone left, and went to the house of Pepe Papa. Certainly he lives on 94th and Rude boy.
Papa opened the door with a sad look upon his face, and said, “I have just come back from outer Space, and I heard that most beautiful, was missing.”
Pheromone asked Papa if he had an alibi, and Papa replied, “Come to think of it, I do not…I was alone.”
“Good-day, Sir,” Agent Pheromone said, as he handed Papa his business card.
As we skip to page 319, of the mysterious novel, titled, “The Same December,” which is the sequel to, “The Last December,” we discover that, in the midst of the ongoing investigation, the gold reward had been stolen by an NPG Operator, that left the country, whose current whereabouts in the story, are unknown. The most beautiful girl in the world is still missing, and the kidnapper is still on the Loose!.
This therefore concludes that Prince, the author, will be writing the last book of the trilogy, which by assumption only, will be titled, “The Next December.” T
[Edited 9/16/07 20:53pm]
[Edited 9/17/07 6:23am]

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