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Thread started 04/02/03 11:28pm

msserendipity

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Let's go crazy...prince is back

Sorry for being really lazy but got this from POP BITCH

>>The Prince Revival starts here? Time Warner are
secretly re-editing and adding songs deleted from
Purple Rain, in a secret Arizona studio.

The new songs are believed to be Electric
Intercourse, Extra Lovable, These Things, Take
Me God! and The Dance Electric.

Prince seems to have cooled down from his
dispute with label Warners, and is even talking
of recording an album of 80s-style new material
ready for the cinema release of Purple Rain:
The Truth next summer
headbang
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH booty!
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Reply #1 posted 04/02/03 11:30pm

AaronFantastic

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confuse
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Reply #2 posted 04/02/03 11:36pm

Anji

Nice one, Sammy! Trust you're well. hug
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Reply #3 posted 04/02/03 11:36pm

Jasper

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omg
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Her body was my favourite book to read
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Reply #4 posted 04/02/03 11:39pm

FirstAvenue

I'll believe it when I see it.
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Reply #5 posted 04/02/03 11:39pm

Gav

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Bloody hell you were quick sammy. I only got popbitch 5 mins ago !!! biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 04/02/03 11:41pm

NuPwrSoul

why?
"That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32
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Reply #7 posted 04/02/03 11:42pm

AmethystAngelM
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Waaa? eyepop
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Reply #8 posted 04/02/03 11:44pm

msserendipity

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Gav said:

Bloody hell you were quick sammy. I only got popbitch 5 mins ago !!! biggrin



lol yeah just got up!
headbang
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH booty!
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Reply #9 posted 04/02/03 11:45pm

Gav

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popbitch is a light hearted email made up from comments sent in by subscribers

don't take this so seriously guys, its just yet another rumour.

"Purple Rain:The Truth" does have a good ring to it though biggrin
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Reply #10 posted 04/02/03 11:48pm

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hey gav..you not in vegas yet?...go gamble or summit!!
headbang
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH booty!
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Reply #11 posted 04/02/03 11:58pm

slimongi

NICE LIE BUT IS ONLY A LIE!!

I DON'T TRUST U ANYMORE and IT'S 4 REAL!!
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Reply #12 posted 04/03/03 12:01am

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msserendipity said:

hey gav..you not in vegas yet?...go gamble or summit!!


leavin' at 11.45 smile
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Reply #13 posted 04/03/03 12:16am

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Oh good God... stab
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #14 posted 04/03/03 12:52am

MiaBocca

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Popbitch is mainly just made up rumours, with the odd sprinkle of truth.

This of course is founded on absolutely *nothing*, which any Prince fan should be able to work out, even before we get to the non-existant song titles "These Things" & "Take Me God!"

The only true thing about Prince I've seen in popbitch was sent in by yours truly lol

I presume at least one nut will email them slating them for writing this bollocks, but don't waste your time folks, it's just fun!!
[This message was edited Thu Apr 3 0:54:03 PST 2003 by MiaBocca]
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Reply #15 posted 04/03/03 1:42am

BinaryJustin

Actually, I'd say that Popbitch has a 70/30 ratio of truth and fiction.

They had the tracklisting for Madonna's new album nearly two months ago - possibly even before the artwork for the album cover was completed.
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Reply #16 posted 04/03/03 1:45am

TRON

What kind of nonsense is this?

I can't see Prince ever backing down on this.
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Reply #17 posted 04/03/03 1:52am

Soapstone

Does seem strange that he would go backwards so far. But it is Purple Rain 20th anniversary time. These movie bods do like to cash in on a good old anniversary!
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Reply #18 posted 04/03/03 1:55am

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Gay Hollywood special

Which sci-fi action star controls his weight
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Which litigious leading man likes to spend time
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stashed away in a cheap flat here in the capital?


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We hear from Kuwait City that sex-starved male war
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US military briefings in Qatar take place on a $250k
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>> The Golden Light Of Ricky <<
Bastard amber and cosmetic chocolate

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American Idol charity record: What The World Needs
Now Is Love has been ditched in favour of I'm
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>> Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em <<
Admiral Keating: can't touch this

At the start of Gulf War II, US Naval Rear
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found a novel way to encourage his troops
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Queen's We Will Rock You really, really loud,
and announced...

"It's hammer time!"


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No 34: the positioner

Mariah Carey has a "Positioner" on her staff.
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Claire from Steps has finally found her place in life
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his Orgasmatron, named after a sex machine in
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Two pandas in San Diego Zoo have surprised keepers
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>> Madonna [hearts] Zaldy <<
Old drag queen buys clothes from old drag queen

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Moroccan government has offered 2000 trained
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Notorious BIG is billed as executive producer on
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>> Let's go crazy... <<
... Prince is back!

The Prince Revival starts here? Time Warner are
secretly re-editing and adding songs deleted from
Purple Rain, in a secret Arizona studio.

The new songs are believed to be Electric
Intercourse, Extra Lovable, These Things, Take
Me God! and The Dance Electric.

Prince seems to have cooled down from his
dispute with label Warners, and is even talking
of recording an album of 80s-style new material
ready for the cinema release of Purple Rain:
The Truth next summer.


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Clubbing is dead, part 234... even London superclub
Fabric appears to have gone into administration.
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Reply #19 posted 04/03/03 2:05am

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asshole bleaching


My head just exploded eyepop omfg confuse :O ill WHAT THE FUCK FOR???!!! disbelief
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #20 posted 04/03/03 2:12am

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hmm.. sounds a bit unbelievable, but next year is the film / album's 20th anniversary, so it's got to be a possibility. And there are a lot of record company / film company people who submit items to the mailing.
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Reply #21 posted 04/03/03 2:18am

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CalhounSq said:

asshole bleaching


My head just exploded eyepop omfg confuse :O ill WHAT THE FUCK FOR???!!! disbelief



can't tell, but i'm certainly interested lol
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Reply #22 posted 04/03/03 2:29am

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AaronFantastic said:

CalhounSq said:

asshole bleaching


My head just exploded eyepop omfg confuse :O ill WHAT THE FUCK FOR???!!! disbelief



can't tell, but i'm certainly interested lol


Sounds PAINFUL!! shake lol
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #23 posted 04/03/03 2:29am

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CalhounSq said:

AaronFantastic said:

CalhounSq said:

asshole bleaching


My head just exploded eyepop omfg confuse :O ill WHAT THE FUCK FOR???!!! disbelief



can't tell, but i'm certainly interested lol


Sounds PAINFUL!! shake lol



no pain no gain biggrin
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Reply #24 posted 04/03/03 2:31am

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AaronFantastic said:

CalhounSq said:

AaronFantastic said:

CalhounSq said:

asshole bleaching


My head just exploded eyepop omfg confuse :O ill WHAT THE FUCK FOR???!!! disbelief



can't tell, but i'm certainly interested lol


Sounds PAINFUL!! shake lol



no pain no gain biggrin


Yea, but what the hell do you gain???!!! lol
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #25 posted 04/03/03 2:34am

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CalhounSq said:

AaronFantastic said:

CalhounSq said:

AaronFantastic said:

CalhounSq said:

asshole bleaching


My head just exploded eyepop omfg confuse :O ill WHAT THE FUCK FOR???!!! disbelief



can't tell, but i'm certainly interested lol


Sounds PAINFUL!! shake lol



no pain no gain biggrin


Yea, but what the hell do you gain???!!! lol



a bleached asshole! it's a dream-come-true biggrin
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Reply #26 posted 04/03/03 2:48am

MartyMcFly

Bleached is the new black!
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Reply #27 posted 04/03/03 2:50am

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So no more winking pink?
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Reply #28 posted 04/03/03 3:16am

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gooeythehamster said:

So no more winking pink?


I'm sayin! What color do they want it to be??? :O
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #29 posted 04/03/03 4:48am

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BinaryJustin said:

Actually, I'd say that Popbitch has a 70/30 ratio of truth and fiction.

They had the tracklisting for Madonna's new album nearly two months ago - possibly even before the artwork for the album cover was completed.




This is true! PopBitch gave us the tracklist for Madonna's new album a few months ago,and it was fairly accurate.
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