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Thread started 08/15/07 12:01pm

psychodelicide

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Imagine if Prince Were Dating Janice Dickinson...

Yeah, I know it would never happen in a million years, but just imagine it for a minute. We all know that it would never last, since Janice is very abrasive, bitchy, and aggressive. She probably would totally hen-peck Prince to death over every little thing. Prince would probably be so affected by it, that he would swear off women forever. Poor Prince, steer clear of Janice, she is not for you. comfort giggle
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Reply #1 posted 08/15/07 12:04pm

babooshleeky

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Who?!?!?!?
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Reply #2 posted 08/15/07 12:04pm

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You must be bored giggle
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Reply #3 posted 08/15/07 12:07pm

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babooshleeky said:

Who?!?!?!?


You know, Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed, "First Super Model". giggle

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Reply #4 posted 08/15/07 12:07pm

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luv4u said:

You must be bored giggle

I know lol this thread and the stick bug thread lol

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Reply #5 posted 08/15/07 12:07pm

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psychodelicide said:

babooshleeky said:

Who?!?!?!?


You know, Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed, "First Super Model". giggle


oh, she has that obnoxious show, she looks like sh's had alot of face lifts or something neutral
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Reply #6 posted 08/15/07 12:08pm

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luv4u said:

You must be bored giggle


Not exactly. lol I just saw Janice on the Keith Ablow show, and she said tha she was married 3 times. I starting thinking about what it would be like if she were to date Prince.
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Reply #7 posted 08/15/07 12:08pm

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babooshleeky said:

luv4u said:

You must be bored giggle

I know lol this thread and the stick bug thread lol

luv ya Nancy!!!!! hug


lol Trying to think of different topics to post. lol
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Reply #8 posted 08/15/07 12:09pm

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babooshleeky said:

psychodelicide said:



You know, Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed, "First Super Model". giggle


oh, she has that obnoxious show, she looks like sh's had alot of face lifts or something neutral


nod She has. If you look at her earlier modeling pictures, she actually looked better then than she does now.
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Reply #9 posted 08/15/07 12:10pm

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psychodelicide said:

babooshleeky said:


I know lol this thread and the stick bug thread lol

luv ya Nancy!!!!! hug


lol Trying to think of different topics to post. lol

comfort I know it's all cool...I never make new threads, they always get ignored of bashed or something....whatever.....I like ur threads nancy!
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Reply #10 posted 08/15/07 12:10pm

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babooshleeky said:

psychodelicide said:



lol Trying to think of different topics to post. lol

comfort I know it's all cool...I never make new threads, they always get ignored of bashed or something....whatever.....I like ur threads nancy!


hug I've had threads like that too.
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Reply #11 posted 08/15/07 12:14pm

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psychodelicide said:

babooshleeky said:


comfort I know it's all cool...I never make new threads, they always get ignored of bashed or something....whatever.....I like ur threads nancy!


hug I've had threads like that too.

cool
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Reply #12 posted 08/15/07 12:23pm

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babooshleeky said:

psychodelicide said:



hug I've had threads like that too.

cool


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Reply #13 posted 08/15/07 12:52pm

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He would probably kill the bitch and then be locked up for murder... just what we don't want. sad
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Reply #14 posted 08/15/07 1:15pm

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i'd rather prince get it on with a stapler then her razz
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Reply #15 posted 08/15/07 1:22pm

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Isn't she like 5'10" tall any way, how would that look!
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Reply #16 posted 08/15/07 3:07pm

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Bitch'd snap him in half. lol
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Reply #17 posted 08/15/07 6:02pm

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One nite stand at most. biggrin
Shes too much work.
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Reply #18 posted 08/15/07 6:21pm

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did yall see her on chelsea rodgers show???? (E entertainment)???? She looks sick ....I'd trip her on the cat walk just for laughs
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Reply #19 posted 08/15/07 6:43pm

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She 's a used to be supermodel, she's about 6 feet tall and Prince is 5 feet tall that would never work.
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Reply #20 posted 08/15/07 7:30pm

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Oh,
I can imagine that easy.

Prince goes to pick her up on his motorcycle.
As soon as she opens the door, Janice immediately starts crying & telling him how hard, awful & fucked-up her life has been.

She continues bawling her life story to him as they walk up to his bike.
As they mount, Prince pauses,
turns to her tear-strewn face & says,
" Don't get my seat all wet."

Instantly, her jaw unhindges,
lunges on top of his big ol' head,
& proceeds to slowly & torturously devour the purple one's personage.

The next day,
I'm here on this site,
adding my requiem to the hundreds of others already posted onto the "Prince Remembered" thread, which has long since been stickified by this time
being that I never seem to be able to log on at the initial moment whenever a cool thread is started,
& anything original or emotionally relevant that I might have to say on the subject has already been posted at least fifty times before me,
therefore negating the substantially of my own contribution,
no matter how well worded.




Fuck.




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Reply #21 posted 08/15/07 9:36pm

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eek No, please, no eek
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Reply #22 posted 08/15/07 9:44pm

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Yeah I can't see him liking her personality at all but when she was younger I can imagine Prince wanting 2 meet her because she was VERY beautiful!
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Reply #23 posted 08/15/07 10:12pm

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fallofflol @ that..
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Reply #24 posted 08/16/07 12:07am

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psychodelicide said:

Yeah, I know it would never happen in a million years, but just imagine it for a minute. We all know that it would never last, since Janice is very abrasive, bitchy, and aggressive. She probably would totally hen-peck Prince to death over every little thing. Prince would probably be so affected by it, that he would swear off women forever. Poor Prince, steer clear of Janice, she is not for you. comfort giggle




She is very beautiful!!!!!
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Reply #25 posted 08/16/07 1:48am

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This might not be that big of a stretch. Janice has said that she met P at an afterparty on the 1999 tour in 83 out here in L.A. Janice was FINE as hell back then. Don't know if they dated, of course. BUT, it might had been a one nighter.
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Reply #26 posted 08/16/07 7:02am

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psychodelicide said:

babooshleeky said:


oh, she has that obnoxious show, she looks like sh's had alot of face lifts or something neutral


nod She has. If you look at her earlier modeling pictures, she actually looked better then than she does now.


She did and still does, she admitted it herself!nod
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Reply #27 posted 08/16/07 7:33am

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Illustrator said:

Oh,
I can imagine that easy.

Prince goes to pick her up on his motorcycle.
As soon as she opens the door, Janice immediately starts crying & telling him how hard, awful & fucked-up her life has been.

She continues bawling her life story to him as they walk up to his bike.
As they mount, Prince pauses,
turns to her tear-strewn face & says,
" Don't get my seat all wet."

Instantly, her jaw unhindges,
lunges on top of his big ol' head,
& proceeds to slowly & torturously devour the purple one's personage.

The next day,
I'm here on this site,
adding my requiem to the hundreds of others already posted onto the "Prince Remembered" thread, which has long since been stickified by this time
being that I never seem to be able to log on at the initial moment whenever a cool thread is started,
& anything original or emotionally relevant that I might have to say on the subject has already been posted at least fifty times before me,
therefore negating the substantially of my own contribution,
no matter how well worded.




Fuck.


but i'm not that mean spirited...it may be a clash of superior minds if he dated her....maybe he could lead her to a true salvation.....




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Reply #28 posted 08/16/07 1:19pm

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I would date her
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Reply #29 posted 08/16/07 5:24pm

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Maybe all the drugs have fried her personality to a crisp or maybe they've helped it eek Janice is a hot mess.
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