I will bark all my way through "A Case Of YOU"

I will ask my stupid questions ("Prince do you wear underwear today?")

I will wear my polka dot suit (I made it myself damnit)

I will spray paint my face purple and I will present him my sand dollars and homemade cookies.

I will wear my underwear over my clothes.

I will wear devil's horns that glow in the dark and wear my "I Am Mephisto!" t-shirt.

I will bring a whistle and whistle my way through "She Wants Me 4 Me'



Do you have more suggestions? I want to make a smashing impression.

Gooey do we have 2 vote which one it is or will u do them all???

in case of a vote i'll vote 4 :
devil's horns and mephisto shirt


Peace

starbuck said:

LoL I need some extra input, becuz I have the feeling this is not quite enuf...

But the Mephisto idea has bene with me A LONG TIME.

Hehehe.

So my new extended version of Wedding Feast is back in with a shout?

KeithyT said:

Rather with a bark, if I am to WOOF my way through it...

starbuck said:

I think you have caught a voting fever. You from Florida or sumthing?

2 B honest i was thinking about putting on my Marilyn Manson shirt and wear my Shrek ears

And the 2nd day I wanted 2 wear a DR Evil shirt and keep my pinky 2 my mouth whenever he looks at me

starbuck said:

I did that already. It gets him hot. Don't go there. Ugly sight.

Im gonna bring a huge camera with a big fuck-off flash.

At the soundcheck I will ask him if I can kiss his butt.

I will also ask him if he is gay.

I will wear a T’shirt with the immortal words “What do you mean, security wont let me in? My name is Natashia!”

But I shall be mostly wearing a G-string and thigh-high boots.

When he asks me my name during that god-awful song Family Name I will respond “Gold Member”

During the audience participation of Adore, I will attempt to hit the high notes as loud as I possibly can and fail miserably.

After the show Im gonna go staight to the nearest computer and type a full, 5000 word review of it all on the Org before breakfast.

Finally, after the show, I will decide that ONA – the Piano demo is absolutely fantastic.

Gooey can you bark this for me (just as a practice run)

"Fido, dear Fido. Please let me put this leash on you.
It's time for your evening walk, you must need to do a poo, (repeat more slowly) to do a poo"

Right? That will be your vocal part.

MAKE SURE U WHISTLE THRU "SHE :LUV: ME 4 ME"!!!

I cannot stand that song.
"She me 4 Me"

KeithyT said:

Natasha will just steal the song and turn Fido into PRINCE.
So no fun...

Jon said:

Aw Man! Those are GOOOD.
Esp the flash.

FLASH LIGHT!

OOO Gooey!! How about if Mani comes out during the rehearsal U sceam out "I LOVE U MAYTE!!!" "MAYTE ROX!!!"
:LOL: :LOL:

Or shout out:
"Quick! Prince! Behind you! Its Natasha!!!".

CherrieMoonKisses said:

Uhm, that one is kinda mean. Good, but mean. I wanna be rude without being too obvious about it...

(Hehee; had a spacebar problem, just typed abou tit and that looks really silly)
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Tell him you think it was a mistake that he removed the bass from When Doves Cry.

Place a tape on the stage of a new version which features your vocals and your neighbor playing bass. When he asks you to come get your tape, throw a tantrum and tell him you've waited 15 years for this moment and you're not leaving until he listens to your tape

GoldNigga said:

YESSS!
Can I make it MY version of Crazy You?

LoL

YES YES YES

Ask him why he hasnt made any records since 'Kiss'.

Jon said:

Jon, stop being so sexy or I come over and sit on your face.

And tell me that you looove me

In other words;
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!

Gooey just had a Python moment

gooeythehamster said:

Python moment indeed!

Ask Prince if you can sing him your new number...

1.) Ask him to autograph one of your bootlegs.

2.) If he brings you up on stage (as hes done with some people on the ONA tour to play tambourine), make sure you cue the band to stop, then go into a 10 minute tambourine solo.

3.) Wear buttless pants to the show.

4.) Paint "SLAVE 2 THE NPGMC" on your face.

5.) one word - SuperSoaker!

6.) Get front row tickets, then spend the whole time chatting with the people next to you and eating ice cream (someone actually did this at the Cleve show and he clocked her on it in the middle of a song)

7.) Stand on your seat and play air guitar to all the numbers.

8.) Set up a table next to the vendors, selling all your old Prince merchandise you no longer want, at discount prices.

Tom said:

I did this inadvertantly with the NPG (minus Prince) at the opening of the NPG Store in London in 1994. I asked them all to sign my bootleg of Goldnigga, thinking it was a legitimate album. Michael B opened it up to sign it, and showed it to the others, saying 'I didn't know there were copies that had the remixes of 2gether on it'.

Ooops...

And they all signed it anyway - I think I gave it to someone a while back in a trade.
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gooeythehamster said:

Kazoo, damnit!

Or shove a recorder in your nose and do it that way.

Freespirit said:

well what did PRince say to you when u told him you loved his toes?

1. Wear a home-made outfit of plastic 6-pack rings

2. Start screaming "I love you Michael, I love you Michael!" as loud as you can.

3. Wear your "WWJWD?" T-shirt (don't ask, if you don't know)

4. Tell him he looks alot shorter in person

5. Throw your bra on stage.

...damit! I can't think of any more...time to go home!

Tom said:

Brilliant suggestions guys! I can't compete with that kind of quality but here goes...

- Show him your Warner Bros logo tattoo on your chest, and tell him that the Bible told you to do it. Bring a Bible with you and show him some obscure passage that "instructed you" to get the tattoo.

- Try to sell him some home-made fudge (make sure you get the right change) and when he asks you what charity fundraiser it is for say "Charity? Err... Love4OneAnother!". He'll be too embarrassed to dispute your claim, and will skulk offstage looking thoroughly ashamed.

- Get everyone in the front row to wear bandages on their fingers, hats and sunglasses in a Michael Jackson stylee. Try to look vaguely disappointed when Prince comes onstage.

- Keep shouting "Sing HEAD!" at the top of your lungs, particularly during the quiet piano ballads bits. Watch as Prince darts a nervous glance over at Larry standing backstage shaking his head sadly and brandishing a large cane. Prince will come over to you and say "Please help me" before being dragged off stage by Tina.

Scream "Awoo-ah"(u know, the trade mark noise from begining of Baby I'm A Star)as loud, and as BADLY as u can during the piano medley.Then when he looks up at you(like your gonna be THAT lucky!!)give him the .
Worked 4 me in 92!!!, mind u that was in Glasgow-and i was pissed, maybe not such a good idea this time round-I did get a smile from Pearl tho!!!TRUE STORY!
Alternatively, like sum1 else said on the thread-take a big FUCK OFF flash camera and get snapping!!!

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