gooeythehamster said: Jon said: .
Jon, stop being so sexy or I come over and sit on your face. And tell me that you looove me In other words; Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you oralise When I'm between your thighs. You blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you. I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly. Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play Till we're blown away! Gooey just had a Python moment even betta, ask him if u can sing it 4 him onstage... | |
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Start jerking off when he plays Joy In Repitition. Of course you'd have to be in the front row otherwise you'd seriously look wierd. | |
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Tell him you have come up with a better formula for Get Wild perfume.
Then hop onstage and spray him with J-Lo's new perfume | |
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1 ! before sound check bring a STEAK SANDWICH wrapped in aluminum foil pull it out and start eating it ...lick your fingers while u look at him and say DAMN this is good!
2 move the guitar floor pedals around when he turns around 3 chant we hate larry 4 sing avalanche in opera | |
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hehehe...
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utopia7 said: 1 ! before sound check bring a STEAK SANDWICH wrapped in aluminum foil pull it out and start eating it ...lick your fingers while u look at him and say DAMN this is good!
that'd be like, torture... | |
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Anji said: Start jerking off when he plays Joy In Repitition. Of course you'd have to be in the front row otherwise you'd seriously look wierd. Oh dear! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Anji said: Start jerking off when he plays Joy In Repitition. Of course you'd have to be in the front row otherwise you'd seriously look wierd. Oh dear! | |
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I just wanted 2 tell u all that at work 2day-I showed EVERYONE this thread, and they were pissing themselves laughing(they loved the jacking off one!)
Best one they said was arrive in a wheelchair,get disabled seating right at front-then during Anna Stesia(or when he goes off preachin the 'good' word)-jump outta your chair-cured by the LORD,start talking in tongues,and wailing. Then get chucked out. BUT, if u c a guy in Manchester gig in a wheelchair-don't go over and throw him out of it, cuz i might not do it. | |
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Tell him that he is the sexiest man that god ever created! | |
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Natasha said: I don't think that's Hilarious Tom. I think that was distracting and quite annoying. I think if anybody doesn't seriously use their common sense and just wants to Annoy Prince well I would Advise them to stay home cause his Security isn't gonna stand for it.
How's the publicist hook-up going? This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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ian said: Well I thought it was hilarious... and I'm bringing ice-cream on October 5th. Who's with me!?
I think it was a major achievement. Smuggling an ice container through security and trying to get his attention while sexily slurping on an icecream... 10 POINTS! | |
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PlastikLuvAffair said: ...snore as loud and as obnoxiously as u can.
That is normally what I do when he starts playing Nothing Compares 2 U. Or Diamonds & Pearls. Also; when he says "Raise your hands if you believe!" , cross you arms and look angry. Works for me anytime. It gets him angry. But on the other had; it makes the following guitarsolo's better. Also, when he is on automatic pilot during guitarsolo's, shake your head and look disapproving. | |
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thebumpsquad said: Scream "Awoo-ah"(u know, the trade mark noise from begining of Baby I'm A Star)as loud, and as BADLY as u can during the piano medley.Then when he looks up at you(like your gonna be THAT lucky!!)give him the .
This gives you 10 POINTS! Mind u that was in Glasgow-and i was pissed
And for this we are gonna get married. I got this thing for Brits that go all funny when drunk. | |
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origmnd said: ...wear a shirt that says "the devil made me come here"
Better would be; NPG; we're only in it 4 the $$$ | |
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thebumpsquad said: Best one they said was arrive in a wheelchair,get disabled seating right at front-then during Anna Stesia(or when he goes off preachin the 'good' word)-jump outta your chair-cured by the LORD,start talking in tongues,and wailing.
No need for that. Scream; "PRINCE! You cured me! Hallelujah!" ...and join him on stage during The Christ... | |
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Tom said: CalhounSq said: Tom said: 6.) Get front row tickets, then spend the whole time chatting with the people next to you and eating ice cream (someone actually did this at the Cleve show and he clocked her on it in the middle of a song)
You gotta paraphrase what he said, please!! He stopped in the middle of one of his songs, looked at the person in the front row, and said "You in the front row eating the ice cream, are ya with us? good, we can continue now..." it was hilarious LOLOL!!! He should have thrown something at her!! | |
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CalhounSq said: LOLOL!!! He should have thrown something at her!!
Like a sanddollar? NOT my homemade muffins! | |
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feltbluish said: Throw your bra on stage.
My Gaultier "Spiked Madonna" bra? NO WAY! | |
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Great thread!! | |
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gooeythehamster said: CalhounSq said: LOLOL!!! He should have thrown something at her!!
Like a sanddollar? NOT my homemade muffins! How about a nice slice of ? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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