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Printableian said: - Try to sell him some home-made fudge
That would offend him in more ways than one - the boy doesn't eat dairy!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: ian said: - Try to sell him some home-made fudge
That would offend him in more ways than one - the boy doesn't eat dairy! So he says, but I'm not so sure. He also said that he and Mayte knew each other in a past life in Egypt 
Okay you can sell him home-mode tofu burgers. | |
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Just flash your breasts and be done with it.
No, flash your breasts and constantly ask him: "Are Mani's as spectacular as mine?!?!?!?!?!?" Cut me baby... [This message was edited Wed Sep 25 20:40:25 PDT 2002 by Supernova] This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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ian said: Okay you can sell him home-mode tofu burgers.
Hell, if I wanted his attention, I would show up naked - with raw steaks covering the crucial parts!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: ian said: Okay you can sell him home-mode tofu burgers.
Hell, if I wanted his attention, I would show up naked - with raw steaks covering the crucial parts! Well that would do the job I reckon, what with all your piercings and all | |
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Throw rocks at him while he's singing the truth or any ballad for that matter.Guaranteed to get you "attention" from him and his security crew. | |
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ian said: Well that would do the job I reckon, what with all your piercings and all
!! They're all in my ears, unfortunately!
I should take a poll on what to get pierced next... it's so dang addicting. I have an itching to get something done... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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4LOVE said: Throw rocks at him while he's singing the truth or any ballad for that matter.Guaranteed to get you "attention" from him and his security crew.
Erm, yeah-I guess it would get u attention-I dont rate your chances of getting out of the venue in one piece tho! | |
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When Larry comes out, ask him to play something other than "Everyday People".
Hold up a cardboard sign that reads, "Please call Wendy & Lisa". Or hold up another sign saying, "Where's our NPGMC cd's"? Bring Tony M. out so he can rap on "A case of U". If all else fails give Prince a SAND DOLLAR. 
You guys crack me up. "May U live 2 C the Dawn" |
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Tom said: 6.) Get front row tickets, then spend the whole time chatting with the people next to you and eating ice cream (someone actually did this at the Cleve show and he clocked her on it in the middle of a song)
You gotta paraphrase what he said, please!!   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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This could possibly be the funniest thread I've ever seen on the org... |
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gooeythehamster said: I will bark all my way through "A Case Of YOU"
I will ask my stupid questions ("Prince do you wear underwear today?") I will wear my polka dot suit (I made it myself damnit) I will spray paint my face purple and I will present him my sand dollars and homemade cookies. I will wear my underwear over my clothes. I will wear devil's horns that glow in the dark and wear my "I Am Mephisto!" t-shirt. I will bring a whistle and whistle my way through "She Wants Me 4 Me' Do you have more suggestions? I want to make a smashing impression. ...wear a shirt that says "the devil made me come here" | |
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Pass out tshirts in line that say, "what the duck does OTAN mean (and how about ABSCAM while you're at it)?" and have everybody wear them to the soundcheck.
If you haven't already heard forty million times, I talked with him for awhile, and my only regret is that I didn't ask him these very important questions. Doves, Mel!ssa | |
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Gooey this is such a funny thread. The people on this site are pretty damn hilarious. I don't know which comments I enjoyed reading more. What silly responses and some good imaginations. | |
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How about a T-shirt that says "I went to a Prince Concert and All Got Was this Lousy Accu-jack" | |
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CalhounSq said: Tom said: 6.) Get front row tickets, then spend the whole time chatting with the people next to you and eating ice cream (someone actually did this at the Cleve show and he clocked her on it in the middle of a song)
You gotta paraphrase what he said, please!! He stopped in the middle of one of his songs, looked at the person in the front row, and said "You in the front row eating the ice cream, are ya with us? good, we can continue now..." it was hilarious | |
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I don't think that's Hilarious Tom. I think that was distracting and quite annoying. I think if anybody doesn't seriously use their common sense and just wants to Annoy Prince well I would Advise them to stay home cause his Security isn't gonna stand for it. | |
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Natasha said: I don't think that's Hilarious Tom. I think that was distracting and quite annoying. I think if anybody doesn't seriously use their common sense and just wants to Annoy Prince well I would Advise them to stay home cause his Security isn't gonna stand for it.
Theres always one! Sheesh! | |
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Well I thought it was hilarious... and I'm bringing ice-cream on October 5th. Who's with me!? | |
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ian said: Well I thought it was hilarious... and I'm bringing ice-cream on October 5th. Who's with me!?
Im with ya. Just so long as I can have a flake in mine and we spend the whole show talking about football and funny shaped vegetables. Bearing in mind that we will have about 11 seats between us, we will have to converse accross everyone very very loudly. | |
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Oh my God Gooey...I didnt know u were really planning on doing these things! I have 2 come up with something more suppressed...I'll B back! &  | |
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ian said: Well I thought it was hilarious... and I'm bringing ice-cream on October 5th. Who's with me!?
Since Ian is bringing some ice-cream...Gooey, why dont U offer some ice-cream 2 Prince & say it's rainbow flavored? & | |
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Natsume said: ian said: Well that would do the job I reckon, what with all your piercings and all
!! They're all in my ears, unfortunately!
I should take a poll on what to get pierced next... it's so dang addicting. I have an itching to get something done... If you make it to Minnesota my parents own a piercing shop so I'm sure we can set you up with something  | |
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Collect a couple of dollars from everyone in the front row. Go to the concession stand and buy as many hot dogs as possible. Wait for a quiet time during the piano medley and then everyone whips out their hot dogs and starts chopping!
Make sure that someone stands up and offers Prince a hot dog with all the trimmings, relish, mustard, ketchup... | |
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Wear a teeshirt that reads "People without...Do Ecstasy" or some other line from a booted song.
Wear a PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals) shirt. Light up a cigarette. Ask him if he could talk into the mic (during the soundcheck) as you are trying to record the event for Sabotage. My suggestions aren't that great, but I feel that all the best ones have already been taken. | |
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This topic is so funny!!! --------------------------------------------------
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GoldNigga said: Collect a couple of dollars from everyone in the front row. Go to the concession stand and buy as many hot dogs as possible. Wait for a quiet time during the piano medley and then everyone whips out their hot dogs and starts chopping!
Make sure that someone stands up and offers Prince a hot dog with all the trimmings, relish, mustard, ketchup... haha thats a BROLLIANT idea,during 'Avalanche'...an Avalanche of hotdogs if u will
maybe we should try that when he comes 2 OZ ***************************************************************************************
Song of the Day: Prince *Acknowledge Me* | |
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Natasha said: I don't think that's Hilarious Tom. I think that was distracting and quite annoying. I think if anybody doesn't seriously use their common sense and just wants to Annoy Prince well I would Advise them to stay home cause his Security isn't gonna stand for it.
It was very lighthearted, the whole audience laughed. I was 11 rows back, so I didnt see what the person was doing, im simply basing it Prince's comments. | |
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lovemachine said: If you make it to Minnesota my parents own a piercing shop so I'm sure we can set you up with something
I'm coming, damnit! And I can't believe your parents own a piercing shop - that's really badass.  How're you doing today, lovemachine? I've heard nothing but good things about you from Battier I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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pretend you're sleepin...snore as loud and as obnoxiously as u can.  | |
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