i just got word back and my source said that prince is actually 6ft 3!!



they said it's all an elaborate act of trickery with mirrors and lights
to make prince seem smaller than he actually is.

seems that when he first started out and warners wanted to pass him off
as 17 he was already 6ft 2!! so they thought if they'd make him smaller
people would buy into the whole minor age thing



my source also said that prince's fav nailpolish is strawberry mango
sorbet

i just got word back and my source said that prince is actually 6ft 3!!



they said it's all an elaborate act of trickery with mirrors and lights
to make prince seem smaller than he actually is.

seems that when he first started out and warners wanted to pass him off
as 17 he was already 6ft 2!! so they thought if they'd make him smaller
people would buy into the whole minor age thing

1. The Earth is 3,121 Years Old. An orchestral ode to young earth theory, which, as we all know, is just as viable as carbon dating.

2. Third Rock Star From the Sun. Blistering rock anthem. "Eye am the Earth/Eye give life 2 everyone/Eye am The Third Rock Star from the Sun. Eye got the hardest rock from Timbuktu 2 Burma/Come and feel my terra firma."

3. Earthsexy. 'The feeling you get when you fall from the heights of long ago, and your ass gets knocked down to reality below.'

4. Eye Wanna Melt With U. (Polar Icecaps Greenhouse Megamix)

5. Biodegradable. Updated reworking of 'Insatiable.' "2night we recycle. No one will ever know. Eye'll separate the cans. And U'll fold the cartons. Eye just can't help myself, Martha. U're my ecological fantasy."

6. Little Red Prius. "Eye guess Eye should've known by the way you drove your car so smooth that it was a hybrid edition/See U're the kind of person who believes in hugging trees, and lowering fossil fuel emissions."

7. Lolita, Part 2. "She kissed me on stage and I was stumped/Then the crazy bitch tried to hump hump hump me. Lolita/U Need Ta/Stop tryin' 2 take my love seed outta me."

8. Money Does Matter After All. "Look, here's a cool investment, a TV tie-in deal with Verizon/I did the Superbowl, a fragrance line, and I'm now realizin'/That money does matter after all/It pays the bills and keeps me fed/Now I look back on the 90s and cringe at the crap I said."

C'mon guys, you know any self-respecting fake tracklist on the org MUST include Moonbeam Levels!!!


However, padawan's list is still hilarious!

CandaceS said:

links please

sarkozyiszeman said:

lol. this is where i could go all "i'm not supposed to say" or "i got this
info off someone who wishes to remain unknown"



truth is, i cooked it all up at my desk right here

prb said:

scroll up this mutha!

MartyMcFly said:

sarkozyiszeman said:

You're so cryptic! Spill it!

5. Baby We Were Stars
9. Purple Bahrain
14. Jughead [30 Minutes Mo'Jughead Mix]

1. Poosay2. Guitar
3. I love U baby, but now like I love suing my fans
4. Planet Earth
5. Did U xpect 12 tracks?


ok it's not funny

theodore said:

GOOW GAWD

funniest thing i've read in this thread ( i rhymed!) but yes i mean it

2. Put Your Foot on the Rock

From very reliable sources (Joey Fatone stole a copy from the studio) this is the track listing:

1. (Eye) Was Sexy (20 Years Ago)
2. (Eye)'m So Jealous (of Justin Timberlake)
3. Justin Time
4. We R So N Sync
5. Why Can't (Eye) B (More Like Justin)
6. JT is Awesome
7. (Eye) Could Never Take the Place (of JT)
8. He's New and (Eye)'m Old
9. Planet Earth (Featuring Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, and Timbaland)
10. Justin Timber Lake Minnetonka

(Hidden Track)
11. This Track is Hidden (Cause JT Said 2 Hide It)

4.
5. Cabbage Head (Til Your Fiber's Red)
6. Answer Me Motherfucker!
7. U 2 4ever
8. It Really WAS Just Around the Corner, Wasn't It Ingrid? (RIP Aura Mix)
)