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Since Prince didn't give a Golden Globes acceptance speech - you write one! Prince [genuinely shocked]: "I got an award? What song is this for again? What? Song Of The Heart? I don't remember that one. Oh, the penguin thing? Wow! Seriously? You gave Song Of The Heart a Golden Globe? I mean, I like the song and all, but I wrote it in like an hour. I have much better songs, you know... How come you didn't give one to Fury? What? This is a movie award? How about Batdance? That was definitely in a movie - I remember the paycheck. What? They didn't use that in the movie? Are you kidding me? That was a number one! What the hell was Burton thinking..." [rants at the mic until the orchestra starts and he gets pulled away]
 this is an edit of the heart [Edited 2/2/07 13:15pm] | |
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ummmmm.....wowwwww.....shhhhh.....
I'd like to thank.....mmmmm.....Jahovah for giving me this.....mmmmm.....this gift... {eye shift} and i ummm.....like to thank... those giving me this award.....im..ummmmm.....honored.....and i um.....uhhhhh also like to thank.....the penguins.....DO YOU OWN YOUR MASTERS?.....thank you..... {weeble wabble off the stage} | |
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Too easy!
Prince {Pimp strolls up to the mic...looks at Justin Timberfuck...shakes his head and snatches his award from him then simply says in that deep sexy ass voice of his... "This is what SEXY is all about! Goodnight!" He then turns...looks at Timberfuck again...laughs out loud and pimp strolls off!}  | |
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merci motherfuckers.
 and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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"Thanks. I need water, air, food... and love. And I want you to know - I haven't built any walls around myself. Prince. Best? On record. Slave. In concert? Perfectly free. Could be 1492. Your body deteriorates. Aooowah!" | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: Too easy!
Love this! Prince {Pimp strolls up to the mic...looks at Justin Timberfuck...shakes his head and snatches his award from him then simply says in that deep sexy ass voice of his... "This is what SEXY is all about! Goodnight!" He then turns...looks at Timberfuck again...laughs out loud and pimp strolls off!}   | |
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After taking the Golden Globe,
P swings it at Justin's head, barely missing. Justin jumps off the stage running away scared. Prince jumps after him. They run around , weaving thru the befuddled Globe attendees tables. Jusin mannages to lose Prince behind the Desperate Housewives table. Prince yells out, "WHERE ARE YOU? ANSWER ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" | |
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ooooh shiny! Why do you like playing around with my narrow scope of reality? - Stupify | |
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"in your face, Charlie Murphy."  Sex Kitten
 your face looked so good, i wanted to touch your mouth | |
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I'm the prettiest mofo in this room! I DON'T WANT TO BE NORMAL,because normal is part of the status quo,which I don't want to be a part of- Tori Amos | |
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Illustrator said: After taking the Golden Globe,
P swings it at Justin's head, barely missing. Justin jumps off the stage running away scared. Prince jumps after him. They run around , weaving thru the befuddled Globe attendees tables. Jusin mannages to lose Prince behind the Desperate Housewives table. Prince yells out, "WHERE ARE YOU? ANSWER ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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Eye'd like 2 take a few moments 2 enLIGHTen U all...
[LONG PAUSE] Golden Globes? Hmmmph... If we could all embRACE God as the true reward 4 our creative endeavours, we would all have access 2 a golden globe... The world existing within a golden age of music; freedom; peace... [LONG PAUSE WHILST BLINKING AND SMIRKING] What is artistry without sacrifice? What is Ernie without Bert? What is the true destination of Oceanic Flight 815?... God... Music... Tater Tots... We live in a time, in which we all have a program implanted inside our brains from the earliest age. Some would call this program CONsumerism - or greed - or lust... I choose 2 call it "Spooky Dookie". [ANOTHER LONG PAUSE WHILST ADJUSTING THE COLLAR ON HIS SHIRT] We must rid the world of Spooky Dookie and his Earthly manifestation, which we know as Hollywood... Hollywood... Hmmpf! Holy wood? Like the wood of the cross which so many believe our saviOUR 2 have been crucified on 4 our sins? Yet another CONspiracy perpetuated by Tinseltown's slaves of superficiality and hatred. Ain't nuthin' "holy" about that place. God... Dog... Log... Fog... Eye'd like 2 thank Beyonce 4 making me look better on many occasions... Sly Stone 4 showing us all the path 2 righteousness... Sharon Stone 4 her magnificent tits... Jackie Stallone 4 her positivity - U go girl! E.T. - phone home. God... Jesus... The son... The moon... Uranus... Full of grace... Full of grace... And don't 4get 2 come 2 my house! U're all invited! 3121! Love... Music... Freedom... 3121... 3121 dollars will get U an extra rack of ribs and a signed t-shirt. Peace! | |
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"Thank u, this is indeed an honor. Eye'd like 2 take this opportunity to tell u about a new song called 'Guitar', available on www.3121.com on Feb, 2nd. Please check the site all day, it will be on sometime after midnight. Love4onenaother." | |
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'I shat this out and win. I'm fucking great, I am. You wait til you hear 'Guitar'. I said YOU WAIT!!!!' | |
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"Thank You" (old school 1985 American Music Awards style) | |
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Justin1972UK said: Eye'd like 2 take a few moments 2 enLIGHTen U all...
Ha ha! Love it! | |
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"I'm sorry I'm late. I was bringing the original sexy back and it wouldn't fit in the trunk of my BMW.(Applause) Oh yeah. Penguins are funky. Peace" [Edited 2/3/07 14:37pm] "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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U love me...u really, really love me... "Just like the sun, the Rainbow Children rise."
"We had fun, didn't we?" -Prince (1958-2016) 4ever in my life | |
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Haystack said: 'I shat this out and win. I'm fucking great, I am. You wait til you hear 'Guitar'. I said YOU WAIT!!!!'
still waiting, dang credit card  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: Too easy!
Prince {Pimp strolls up to the mic...looks at Justin Timberfuck...shakes his head and snatches his award from him then simply says in that deep sexy ass voice of his... "This is what SEXY is all about! Goodnight!" He then turns...looks at Timberfuck again...laughs out loud and pimp strolls off!} RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Illustrator said: After taking the Golden Globe,
P swings it at Justin's head, barely missing. Justin jumps off the stage running away scared. Prince jumps after him. They run around , weaving thru the befuddled Globe attendees tables. Jusin mannages to lose Prince behind the Desperate Housewives table. Prince yells out, "WHERE ARE YOU? ANSWER ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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