i gave up masturbating to Prince during the Emancipation era. It was at this point that I realised his love for Mayte was real and did not warrant my own acts of self abuse - whilst imaging the firty-something popstar with his nubile and bendy wife. Emancipation cleansed me. Which of Prince's albums stopped you from onanism. Is that a word?

BoySimon said:

Hahah yeah right like this concept is even possible!!!

BoySimon said:

That's interesting considering that in 96 when Emancipation came out, he was 38.
I'm a man so I never really jerked off to his music although I do laugh everytime I hear him jerking off at the end of "Do Me Baby".

"So are you just gonna sit there and watch?"

I never started to be honest.

r1ghteousone said:

not even to do me baby? lol

Christopher said:

you know thats our song.

r1ghteousone said:

he does say "im not gonna stop till the war is over"? its been a while since i heard the magic that is do mebaby lol

Christopher said:

...the thing's like the perfect mix of sex & comedy.

r1ghteousone said:

i love when the heavy synth part comes in and CUTS right thru the sexy talk lol!

Christopher said:

...not sure about the gong though...kinda ruins the mood.

yes, i stopped jerking off to prince songs, now HE just gives me a hand job.

but for some reason, he always does it to mazaratti's version of jerk out.....

"I'm sooo Cold." "Hold Me"

tricky2 said:

heeeeere we go.

i'm masturbating to "jughead" right now

IstenSzek said:

sicko

r1ghteousone said:

especially the segue at the end makes me bust a nut every single time

IstenSzek said:

God knows what Wedding Feast does for ya

r1ghteousone said:

my landlord forbids me to play it anymore, it's in my new lease

[Edited 1/31/07 23:34pm]

While the intensity and frequency have moderated, the urge is still there.

How bout if he "releases" a new single:

All The Critics Spill Seed in New York

LOL

What?