It's been seven hours and fifteen days. Since u took yo momma away

If U ain't got no partner U can use YO MAMMA
Shake her like a hooker, baby, I don't care

why should eye do that when eye can do yo momma?

Underneath yo momma

Yo Momma was a waitress, on the promanade,
She worked the night shift,
Dish water grey, tall and fine, she got a lot of tips,

SammiJ said:

Imago said:

blonde!

The minute, the moment that I first laid eyes on YO MAMMA
I guess I knew that sooner or later this power
Would manifest itself into YO MAMMA

ass like a fine cut diamond
mounted on 2 legs of stone
the prison i'd do some time in
if i ever got yo momma alone

Said I'm willin and Im able.

I'm ready to place yo momma on the table




Im goin the fuck to bed

MY MOMMA SAYS : I cant go out to play with Dan ever again

this whole damn thread rocks

'Cause me and yo momma could have been a work of art

in a word or 2
its yo momma i wanna do

"Yo mama
Can't u understand
Yo mama
Is better with yo dad"

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve,
but there's a rumor going 'round that yo mamma ain't been getting served,
They say that she aint' you know what, and baby who knows how long?
It's hard for me to say what's right, when all I wanna do is Yo Momma.

Get Yo Momma,
23 positions and a one night stand,
Get Yo momma,
I'll only do Yo momma if she says I can....




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[Edited 12/23/06 4:59am]

Mach said:

I'm reading all these blasphemous lyrics and tiles trying to use my fake "street" voice out loud.

Wish eye had a dollar

for everytime u say

Don't u miss the feeling

yo momma gave ya

Back in the day?

SammiJ said:

The momma I was referring to was 57 years old!

don't Talk 2 Yo Mamma

I'm not gonna let yo momma bring us down

oh no, let's go .. let's go crazy

don't need no reefer
don't need cocaine
yo momma does the same 2 my brain
and i'm high
[Edited 12/22/06 21:19pm]

BabyGoGo said:

x 1 billion

In Yo Mama Eye Scream

sitruk7 said:

thats deep!

i feel for yo momma

BabyGoGo said:

"Wendy?"

"Yes,Lisa?"

"Is yo mama warm enough?"

"Yes,Lisa."

"Shall we begin?"

"Yes, Lisa"

Damn yo momma

sitruk7 said:

When I found yo momma she was just a piece of clay.


DAMMIT DAN I gotta go to bed but I cant