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Thread started 08/19/02 1:39pm

Haystack

As advertised by Prince

So come on all you potential advertising executives. Think of a product and then think of the Prince song that you'd use to advertise it. Slight lyric changes are allowable.

Any electric company: Power Fantastic
Health insurance: Condition of the Heart
Car breakdown service: Jack U Off
Tuna meat: Dolphin
Relationship counselling service: She Spoke 2 Me
Dating agency: The Greatest Romance Ever Sold
Xerox photocopiers: Joy In Repetition
Funeral directors: Dig U Better Dead/ I Wish U Heaven
McDonalds: Animal Kingdom
Central heating systems: Hot Thing
Telecom company: Hello
Tampons: Scarlet Pussy/ The Flow

Any more for any more?
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Reply #1 posted 08/19/02 2:01pm

herbthe4

American Express: Take Me With U
Duracell: Everlasting Now
Smuckers: Jam of the Year
Compaq: My Computer
ATT: How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore
Trojan: 200 Balloons
Gold's Gym: the Human Body
Republican Party: Do U Lie
Bug Repellent: Gett Off
Certa Mattresses: In This Bed I Scream
TJ Maxx: The Max
Prince Tennis Rackets: My Name is Prince
Ex Lax: Let It Go
Lucky Charms: The Sun, Moon and Stars
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Reply #2 posted 08/19/02 2:06pm

Handclapsfinga
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kids safety campaign: don't talk 2 strangers

ladies' fashion line 4 the fall: pink cashmere

dairy products: cream

travelers' cheques: a million miles (i love you)

e-dating service: cybersingle

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[This message was edited Mon Aug 19 14:06:52 PDT 2002 by Handclapsfingasnapz]
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Reply #3 posted 08/19/02 2:17pm

Aerogram

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I tried guys, but it's too obvious. Someone's going to say Lady Cab Driver for cabs, Soft and Wet for moist towelettes, Something in the water for water filtering systems, etc.
[This message was edited Mon Aug 19 14:18:05 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]
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Reply #4 posted 08/19/02 2:22pm

fairlite

herbthe4 said:

Trojan: 200 Balloons



I LIKE that one to funny biggrin
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Reply #5 posted 08/19/02 2:33pm

origmnd

I hope this doesn't give him any ideas...
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Reply #6 posted 08/19/02 2:33pm

SexLovely

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Treadmills + Excersise bikes: Work That Fat

Aid 4 the Deaf: I Hear Your Voice

Atheist Union: God (long love instrumental)

Domestic Building Work: Housequake

Paranoids Anonymous: Theres Others Here With Us

Dole Office: When Will We Be Paid?


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"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real."
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Reply #7 posted 08/19/02 2:55pm

adorable2

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Haystack said:

So come on all you potential advertising executives. Think of a product and then think of the Prince song that you'd use to advertise it. Slight lyric changes are allowable.

Any electric company: Power Fantastic
Health insurance: Condition of the Heart
Car breakdown service: Jack U Off
Tuna meat: Dolphin
Relationship counselling service: She Spoke 2 Me
Dating agency: The Greatest Romance Ever Sold
Xerox photocopiers: Joy In Repetition
Funeral directors: Dig U Better Dead/ I Wish U Heaven
McDonalds: Animal Kingdom
Central heating systems: Hot Thing
Telecom company: Hello
Tampons: Scarlet Pussy/ The Flow

Any more for any more?

Funeral directors: Hide the Bone
I'm an org elitist... totally unapproachable.

www.myspace.com/prinsexed
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Reply #8 posted 08/19/02 3:02pm

mrchristian

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herbthe4 said:

American Express: Take Me With U
Duracell: Everlasting Now
Smuckers: Jam of the Year
Compaq: My Computer
ATT: How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore
Trojan: 200 Balloons
Gold's Gym: the Human Body
Republican Party: Do U Lie
Bug Repellent: Gett Off
Certa Mattresses: In This Bed I Scream
TJ Maxx: The Max
Prince Tennis Rackets: My Name is Prince
Ex Lax: Let It Go
Lucky Charms: The Sun, Moon and Stars


lol my fave's:

Trojan: 200 Balloons
Ex Lax: Letitgo
Too funny !!
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Reply #9 posted 08/19/02 3:12pm

allanb

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Dyslexia Helpline - Alphabet St

Para-Olympics- Walk Don't Walk

Viagra- We Gets Up

Depression Helpline- Mr Happy
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Reply #10 posted 08/19/02 3:16pm

chewymusic

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adorable2 said:



Funeral directors: Hide the Bone

lol LOL!
"Hyperactive when I was small, Hyperactive now I'm grown, Hyperactive 'till I'm dead and gone"
__ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ ___

"Midnight is where the day begins"
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Reply #11 posted 08/19/02 3:34pm

feltbluish

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U guys R cracking me up !!
lollollol
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Something new for your ears and soul.
http://artists.mp3s.com/a...dadli.html

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Reply #12 posted 08/19/02 5:23pm

XtrueX

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K-Mart: Blue Light
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Reply #13 posted 08/19/02 7:21pm

Nep2nes

US Government- White Mansion

Buns Of Steel- Wonderful Ass

Vibrators- Electric Intercourse

Catering- Wedding Feast

Libraries- Shh

Nyquil- The Rainbow Children album (Ouch! Don't hit me! cry)
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Reply #14 posted 08/19/02 11:08pm

theC

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Reply #15 posted 08/20/02 1:16am

REDFEATHERS

Love them all!! What a great thread! big grin Why do the good threads come up when I am in bed? Must get back to work now!
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Reply #16 posted 08/20/02 4:24am

DavidEye

How about some "Raspberry Sorbet"? smile
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Reply #17 posted 08/20/02 6:16am

Aerogram

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DavidEye said:

How about some "Raspberry Sorbet"? smile


That joke is so old the laughs came out of my mouth with little walkers. smile
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Reply #18 posted 08/20/02 6:50am

tiger2

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eye drops- "4 the tears in your eyes"
zimmer frames- "strollin'"
viagra- "do it all night"
friends reunited- "when u were 9" (sorry)
home insurance- "sometimes it snows in april"
equity trusts- "wonderful assets" (sorry again)
laxatives- "loose!"
coffee- "le grind"
courses in information technology- "IT"
hormone replacement therapy- "if i was your girlfriend"
neverfail stockings/tights- "the ladder"
britney spears albums- "don't play me"
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Reply #19 posted 08/20/02 7:52am

SensualMelody

Great thread!!!lol
Give us some more!

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So...how's everybody doing? smile
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