Who can understand men?...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

Too Funny.

Men don't even understand men,
so women have got no chance!
[This message was edited Mon Aug 12 11:21:46 PDT 2002 by AmoebaOfDoom]

1. rational women do not exist.

If men are like a fine wine... women are like carbonated soda. They are nice and sweet (some have that fizz)... but eventually, they will be the death of you.

Men snitch on women always get blamed.
Women deserve not to be worried.

If you never apply pressure to a berry you wouldn't receive its juice

If you never applied pressure to coal you wouldn't have a diamond

rkriheli said:

theC

All men unite!!
That was a good joke Harlepolis.

:LOL: :LOL:

funny

Who understand women?

If men understood women / women understood men, the attraction would be gone LOL.

Hahaha

Thanks!