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Iassac "Who the hell is this calling so late?" 
Lady "Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to call Prince." 
Prince "Oh shit! Somebody's gonna find out I've had sex with a woman darker than me! There goes my reputation!!" 
"Sweet Jesus,My heart!Elizabeth! I'm coming to getcha, honey!" [Edited 7/25/06 16:43pm] | |
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sitruk7 said:
Iassac "Who the hell is this calling so late?"
Lady "Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to call Prince."
Prince "Oh shit! Somebody's gonna find out I've had sex with a woman darker than me! There goes my reputation!!"
"Sweet Jesus,My heart!Elizabeth! I'm coming to getcha, honey!" [Edited 7/25/06 16:43pm] LOL!!!   Fucking HilariousI graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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sitruk7 said: loveletter said: 
"don't worry... i know its your first time but your gonna love it.. trust me" "Uh...Tricky? U know the song is called Mountains. Not Brokeback Mountains, right?"  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: sitruk7 said: loveletter said:
"Uh...Tricky? U know the song is called Mountains. Not Brokeback Mountains, right?" | |
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Mary: If you two bitches ever sleep with Christopher again, then it is going to be a bitchfight at the ring. And the best bitch wins! | |
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Narrator: Once upon a time in Minneapolis there lived a little black man with more money than sense (or fashion sense)...
Prince : "In a B&W movie they won't know what color I am!"
Narrator:...who loved playing the androgyny angle until one night it changed his life FOREVER... Tricky: Tonight you're gonna be waylaid and I'm gonna get La-aid.
Narrator: ...and it just might make him lose the bank account of his dreams!... Mary: You're so silly sometimes, mother. My inheritance is perfectly safe around Christopher. Everyone in France knows he's married to Tricky Dickey! 
Narrator: Starring Kristin Scott Thomas KST: Well if you would pay me a little more then I could have AFFORDED acting lessons! 
Narrator: ..and France's official Terrence Stamp Replacement... Isaac: Mary, such an inspirational dress. It's covered in hundreds of tiny nipples. 
Mary: Tricky, I know we've become best friends but I've been hiding a terrible secret. I'm in love with your husband Christopher. 
Narrator: Prince brings you a sensitive, thought provoking movie... Christopher: I could never love you... unless you have enough money to buy back my masters. 
Narrator: ...that earned the award as worst movie of 1986... Prince: HA Ha! I knew it was an award winning idea! Ha Ha!
Narrator: ...and earned each actor some of the most infamous reviews of their respective careers. Isaac: What do you mean they said my performance could have been phoned in?
Silly Rich Character: Prince didn't even give me enough money to fix these teeth!
Narrator: This movie may cause constipation...
Narrator: ... it has even been known to cause near death experiences... Christopher: ...Ugh! 
Katie: Tricky.. what are you doing? Tricky: Watching my acting career circle the drain. Narrator: ...but it will leave you with the best Feel Good thought of the decade; There is no possibility of EVER having to sit through a sequel. Under The Fairy's Moon. Rated PG-73. Not suitable for Adults under 73 unless accompanied by an obsessed Prince Guide. [Edited 7/25/06 21:30pm] |
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Narrator: Once upon a time in Minneapolis there lived a little black man with more money than sense (or fashion sense)...
Prince : "In a B&W movie they won't know what color I am!" Narrator:...who loved playing the androgyny angle until one night it changed his life FOREVER... Tricky: Tonight you're gonna be waylaid and I'm gonna get La-aid. Narrator: ...and it just might make him lose the bank account of his dreams!... Mary: You're so silly sometimes, mother. My inheritance is perfectly safe around Christopher. Everyone in France knows he's married to Tricky Dickey! Narrator: Starring Kristin Scott Thomas KST: Well if you would pay me a little more then I could have AFFORDED acting lessons! Narrator: ..and France's official Terrence Stamp Replacement... Isaac: Mary, such an inspirational dress. It's covered in hundreds of tiny nipples. Mary: Tricky, I know we've become best friends but I've been hiding a terrible secret. I'm in love with your husband Christopher. Narrator: Prince brings you a sensitive, thought provoking movie... Christopher: I could never love you... unless you have enough money to buy back my masters. Narrator: ...that earned the award as worst movie of 1986... Prince: HA Ha! I knew it was an award winning idea! Ha Ha! Narrator: ...and earned each actor some of the most infamous reviews of their respective careers. Isaac: What do you mean they said my performance could have been phoned in? Silly Rich Character: Prince didn't even give me enough money to fix these teeth! Narrator: This movie may cause constipation... Narrator: ... it has even been known to cause near death experiences... Christopher: ...Ugh! Katie: Tricky.. what are you doing? Tricky: Watching my acting career circle the drain. Narrator: ...but it will leave you with the best Feel Good thought of the decade; There is no possibility of EVER having to sit through a sequel. Under The Fairy's Moon. Rated PG-73. Not suitable for Adults under 73 unless accompanied by an obsessed Prince Guide. DAMN!! No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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BananaCologne said: [fresh breath ad was here]
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What am I? Man, woman or lamp shade? Is it really important?
You should practice your scales first!!!
He can play 23 instruments. And the flute too! | |
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off screen assistant director: i said....cut!! prince: jerome, get the hell off me, he said cut! jerome: huh? | |
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prince: we gonna settle this right here and now! take off the shiny skull cap and let Jerome be the judge of who's finga waves is da tightest! | |
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Prince: I wonder what that matador is gonna do when he finds out I stole his shoulder pad! Wanna hear me sing?  www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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Imago said:
Mary (yelling loudly over the party music): He said, "If you want to buy a Sam Cook Album, where would you go???" Interesting thread. I'm sure the subject of this thread would get a kick out of it too... From a pure "subtle" wit standpoint, (while matching with expression), this one is the best so far. Actually made me laugh a bit...Look at her expression- it completely matches her saying the above verbiage... Rule #1 in comedy- subtlety is the best policy... | |
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Anx said:
OMFG, Robert Smith SO TOTALLY just walked past me, I think I'm gonna touch cotton!!! From a more "direct comedic" standpoint- this one is the 2nd best one. Though I can't picture Prince himself saying that, based on his expression, something like that could have come from someone w/ that expression's mouth... Not bad! | |
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Eclecticali said: Rule #1 in comedy- subtlety is the best policy... Thanks professor! ..... Just say "NO" to cow mucus consumption! | |
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Eclecticali said: Anx said:
OMFG, Robert Smith SO TOTALLY just walked past me, I think I'm gonna touch cotton!!! From a more "direct comedic" standpoint- this one is the 2nd best one. Though I can't picture Prince himself saying that, based on his expression, something like that could have come from someone w/ that expression's mouth... Not bad!  | |
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christopher... can i join vanity 6? you know i miss you HAHAHA! | |
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Christopher said:
christopher... can i join vanity 6? you know i miss you HAHAHA! | |
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Anx said:
Mary: What's black and white and smells like shit? Christopher: This movie? Mary: No. Panda farts. Christopher: Kiss me. OMFG, I'm giggling for a solid minute off of this shit!!!   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Mary : I'm going to join Morris's band. ...cut to ultra fast bitch-slapping scene. | |
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gcu1 said:
Prince: If you don't own your masters, then the master owns you! Cher: Just ignore him....he'll shut up eventually. ..... :::CRYING!!!::: I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Christopher: You'd just better get your little purse out Miss Thang and pay for this! You had lobster, 18 jumbo shrimp, and steak! Tricky and I only ate chitlins,...that's our world!
Mary: He said he wants to make a bloody album with me called, "Milk & Honey" and wants both of you to be backup dancers for the promotion! Intelligent people talk about ideas. -->Average people talk about things. --> Small people talk about other people. | |
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"What u thinkin' bout?"
"Thex."
"Doh!!" [Edited 7/27/06 12:13pm] | |
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sitruk7 said:
"What u thinkin' bout?"
"Thex."
"Doh!!" [Edited 7/27/06 12:13pm]
Hahaha! | |
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eikonoklastes said: This is the guy who dared Takumi's woman to a game of strip pool and keeps his booze at Takumi's.
"Go ahead, empty the bottle bitch! My REAL booze is at Takumi's!!!!" I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Christopher: I am not an animal! .... I am a man...!!!! ..then dies | |
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THANK YOU! This is the perfect diversion (along with Purple Rain) from the "D" thread. | |
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