Awww Tricky...your impotence is nothing to be ashamed about.

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What? Do I own my masters??? Who the hell is this? Quit calling me!!!

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Good evening, everyone! And now for my next act I'm going to whistle "Flight of the Bumble Bee!"

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gcu1 said:

oh

my

god

gcu1 said:

I can't stop laughing.

Imago said:

Thanks for starting this thread, Imago! I'm a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan. I always found it ironic that I'm such an enthusiastic fan of both Prince and MST3K and they're both from Minneapolis (MST was based in Eden Prairie where I think Prince was considering setting up shop in the early days of his career). Not only that, but Prince shares his last name with MST head writer and host Michael J Nelson.

If you ever watch MST3K you already know that they are merciless when it comes to "His Royal Badness." I wonder if they ever secretly attend any Paisley Park parties...probably not.

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TRICKY: Quit copying my hairstyle.

MARY: Quit wearing my bras.

Anx said:

You know what? I'm getting out of this thread before I bust something laughing.

Prince: If you don't own your masters, then the master owns you!

Cher: Just ignore him....he'll shut up eventually.

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Imago said:

Larry cracks me UP!

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Tricky: If you show me your little snake, then I'll show you my big snake!

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Imago said:

! my powers are low right now. but you know i can be on this bitch all day ill return later once i got some pimp juice back.

Imago said:

cant resist one



miss wellington,mother,and mary sharon:king kong? ~french LOLz~

prince:if only you all werent so tall

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Imago said:[quote]ok, here's the deal.

UTCM was o.k.. Not great. but not horrible like the GB.

So let's rework the storyline a wee bit, and mayb add some caption to these scenes shall we?


Look what Liberace gave me...


"Chocolate in my butterscoth?"


Mary: "Cabbagehead?" "You no cane Charlie Chaplin wannabe."


Tricky: "Return his LoveSexy outfit & all will be forgiven. Keep the bow."

Imago said:[quote]rework the storyline a wee bit, and mayb add some caption to these scenes shall we?


CT: "You stole that from my "Purple Rain" wardrobe, didn't ya!"


"Hundaliasiliah!!!"


"Urghhh...these damn heels!"

Boriqua1130 said:

I don't care 4 one night stands with trolley cars that juggle 1??? What the hell does suppose to mean Christopher!!?
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Christopher said:

french LOLz

Tricky: You like my snake on your plane, don't cha?

Christopher (in his head, looking towards mrs. sharon): I AM CRRRRRUSHING YOUR SOOOOOUL.

Imago said:

...and then he was all like, "Well then, fuck you! I didn't wanna see yo ass no more anydamnway! Errybody know yo dick is stank as hell!" And I was sitting there like "oh no he just did NOT read out my business in front of everybody else!" I swear ta gawd, I was this close to taking off my cufflinks and Bali shoes and stompin' his ass right there in the Dairy Queen parking lot...ooooh, it woulda been ON! But then my girl Shaytay was like 'no Isaac, don't do it, you gon' get locked up again!' so I didn't beat his ass and--what?...oh, you got another call comin' through? Okay, I'ma wait....

In all seriousness, I think we're really fucking the movie up big time.

Imago said:

how much more fucked up can utcm already GET?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Well, we could make the stage props look like highschool play backdrops, make the dialogue so serious it's comical, add a quasi spiritual element, then let the roll of film it was recorded in rot in a humid basement for a couple of decades.


It might be halfway to being as bad as Graffiti bridge by then. might.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Tricky: I made a poopie...

Tricky: Don't 'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!
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Imago said:

"closingggg the dooorr...."

Imago said:

"you smell like old lady again.i know i should be mad but it turns me on."