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Thread started 05/25/06 3:17pm

Anx

What products would you like Prince to endorse?

This is the time to make your suggestions, because in 2006...anything goes!

I would recommend he do commercials for Little Debbie snack cakes. I mean, you NEVER see commercials for Little Debbies, and they've got some of the yummiest and cheapest snacks you can find.

In fact, he could sing a tribute to the tune of EMPTY ROOM:


Nutty Bar, Nutty Bar
How'm I gonna eat you?
How'm I gonna eat this Nutty Bar?

In my car, on the couch
Do I eat it wafer by wafer?
How'm I gonna finish up this Nutty Bar????


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What's your choice? And you have to make up a jingle or else you're uncool. nod
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Reply #1 posted 05/25/06 3:19pm

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Cream-filled was my favorite double-entendre when I was a kid. So yeah, Little Debbies. falloff

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Reply #2 posted 05/25/06 3:21pm

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The synths he used to play. lol
Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #3 posted 05/25/06 3:24pm

Anx

Little Deb Snackcakes
Baby, you're much too moist
Little Deb Snackcakes
These Zebra Cakes are gonna laaast hey hey
LITTLE DEB SNACK CAKES
*CLAP CLAP*



coming soon...Swissy Cakeroll (r u ready?)
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Reply #4 posted 05/25/06 3:32pm

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I go OWWWAH! for...
















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I love where this thread is going
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Reply #7 posted 05/25/06 3:40pm

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I think he should do a cologne and call it Essense of P. Wait didn't he have one called Get Wild?

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Reply #8 posted 05/25/06 3:40pm

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FOODTOWN
Where I wanna b
FOODTOWN
Let your cart free
FOODTOWN
Buy some tater tots
FOODTOWN
Or a big bag of brats, yeah

OWWWW!!!
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Reply #9 posted 05/25/06 3:42pm

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Anx


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Reply #12 posted 05/25/06 3:49pm

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He should push Velveeta



ow, ow
Cheese it baby

U're a velvety at least 2 me
Come here and show me some cheese
Eye know U're fine when youre being pumped
On my food devine I pump pump pump
U're much 2 good even on my potato hash
U're tryin' 2 make food even meat can't cash
U can't melt with this, girl

Velveeta
U're sweeta
but U'll never make a cheater out of me!

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Reply #13 posted 05/25/06 3:54pm

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The commercial would have Extraordinary playing

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Reply #14 posted 05/25/06 3:55pm

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HOT POCKETS
buy two for the price of one
HOT POCKETS
eating them's big fun
HOT POCKETS
what you gonna eat?
HOT POCKETS
they got cheese and they got meat
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Reply #15 posted 05/25/06 3:56pm

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superspaceboy said:


The commercial would have Extraordinary playing


i'm afraid he'd confuse that with his outfit and start eating his sleeve! lol
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Reply #16 posted 05/25/06 3:58pm

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headbang There ain't no Fury like a Woman's Scorn!

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Reply #17 posted 05/25/06 3:59pm

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Anx said:

superspaceboy said:


The commercial would have Extraordinary playing


i'm afraid he'd confuse that with his outfit and start eating his sleeve! lol


falloff

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Reply #18 posted 05/25/06 3:59pm

Anx

superspaceboy said:

I think he should do a cologne and call it Essense of P. Wait didn't he have one called Get Wild?


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i just got the joke. falloff
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superspaceboy

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Anx said:

superspaceboy said:

I think he should do a cologne and call it Essense of P. Wait didn't he have one called Get Wild?


dunce

i just got the joke. falloff

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Reply #21 posted 05/25/06 4:03pm

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superspaceboy said:


headbang There ain't no Fury like a Woman's Scorn!



why does the midol box look so much like the viennetta box? he might end up eating something worse than his sleeve!
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OOOOH...Pussy Control OW!

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Reply #23 posted 05/25/06 4:07pm

herb4

And no one's mentioned "Revlon" yet?


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herb4 said:

And no one's mentioned "Revlon" yet?


we were waiting for you!
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Reply #25 posted 05/25/06 4:08pm

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For his Black Sweat!

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Pancakes!

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