OK, This is an experiment. I’ve got an idea that I think will be really cool or suck really bad. I’m sure a lot of people have seen several stories made using the title of Prince’s songs. I was wondering with the varied minds on the ORG what kind of a story we could come up with collectively. It would work like this. Each person would only be allowed to add one paragraph at a time. The paragraph can be from one line up to a maximum of 10 sentences. That way no one person can write a novel on their own. You can add as many paragraphs as you want, but you have to wait until at least two other people post before posting again. This keeps the plot twisting, also no posting to the thread except to add to the story.

The basic idea is to try and use every song title we can think of. Bootlegs are cool to use also. It’s OK to use a title twice if it fits the story. When writing the song titles make them stand out with either all caps, bold type or colored type. And since this is Prince ORG we’ll make him the lead character of the story.

I’m sure with all these imaginative minds we could come up with quite a story. I really would like to ask for everyone to take a crack at. I think it could be really fun.

I will start the first post.

One day LAST DECEMBER, Prince woke up in his room at PAISLEY PARK.

They already create enough stories about him. Then they try to pass them off as facts or news.

He was screaming "MY NAME IS PRINCE and I Am FunKY!"

Whenever I think about me zippa rippin' so cool
All down the body and double between da thighs
Ripopgodazippa and U get a big surprise

I just hate to see an erection go to waste . I'm just Rockhard in a Funky Place. Can I fuck you baby? Can I suck ya Baby?

Prince noticed the PURPLE RAIN coming down outside of his window and decided to call his GIRL. He said,"HELLO, can you tell me WHY YOU WANNA TREAT ME SO BAD because WHEN YOU WERE MINE you know I was just DELIRIOUS about your lovin', but now you're just acting like a SCARLET PUSSY." She said, " HATE U!" Then she hung up the phone. Prince sighed and said,"Damn I feel SO BLUE."

It's been 7 hours and 13 days
Since U took your love away

So he picked up the phone and called his ~Darling Nikki~. She said I will always be here ~For You~. Between you and I, we have ~The Greatest Romance That's Ever Been Sold~. He said ~Lat's Pretend We're Married~ and climb ~The Ladder~ and see if we can't find ~The Rainbow Children~... and don't forget to wear your ~Raspberry Beret~!

He then opened the window and saw a flash of Thunder as it began to purple rain, he smiled and said really calm. Look at all the beautiful ones here on earth looking to find the dawn, as he slowly glanced over at Mani, she said to herself in a whisper... I wish all those mofo's would gett off the lawn... so you can come to bed and get your groove on!

Let's get started with some Head.

and Prince said "Fuck U, Had U"

suddenly they heard a knock on the door, it was Larry preaching the "Everlasting Now", He said Kid dontcha know U are a "good Man" now, U don't need this "love bizarre"
"2 whom it may concern" "your name is Prince and U are Funky" "Come" and play "thieves in the temple" with me...
The girl got mad and whispered,Prince "a woman's gotta have it" "do yourself a favor" baby I'm so "delirious" when I think how much "I love U in me" ...

prince and mani decided to go for the ride so they got in his little red corvette and crossed graffiti bridge, prince showed his talents by going down on her scarlet pussy whilst passing the white mansion, but mani said gett off i got the pussy control. mani suddenly noticed the car was automatic, and said u big poof thats scandalous , prince lost concentration and crashed the car , manis arm was severed , princed looked over pointed at the bleeding stump started to giggle and said ha ha u look like venus de milo

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They finally arrived at THE HOLY RIVER, which
was the UNDISPUTED center of MONEYAPOLIS.
Prince turned to Mani, and said, "I'm so glad to
b here, WITH YOU".
Mani replied, "I'm glad you could TAKE ME WITH U,
but, Prince, this is such a STRANGE RELATIONSHIP!"