The WHOLE of "i love u in me" stinks like burning tyres... which brings me on to lovesexy...

"making music naturally, me and wb"...

I love U in me is great, and I think Wedding Feast is absolutely hilarious! It is just so silly!

"If the stars ever fell
one by one form the sky
I know Mars could not b
2 far behind"

Insert vomit here

or:

Why settle 4 a star
When u can have the sun

The sun IS a star.

Insert more puke here.

Taken from Adam and Eve's Mix (Greatest Romance):
"Together we make the remix, a big seller"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"If im working, at my jobba
im the victim, & your the robba
no matter how much i try to stoppa
I cant help thinking about...(wait for it)...CHA"

I think some of you appear to be interpreting the songs the wrong way. That's why you don't like them. I don't think Prince ment the Holocaust wasn't terrible beyond words, but I interpret it as 'besides the Holocaust' get it.

N E Way

Blue Cashmere
Dont play me

"Jus' because me tallywhacker suckin is all u want", from "come".

Cool song, with this one amazingly corny line jamed in there!

WOW u guys are funny as hell ...keep them coming.

btw I agree with some of u. As for me, I don't like it when he tries to rap...It usually ruins the song for me.

From "Baby Knows"...

She makes you feel like you're stuff ain't brown tonight
And her perfume smells like the weekend.

Can't stand that line.

Leighsa said:

LMAO!!

...what about..."Smooth, as another glass of wine / Bubbly, bubbly..." Last I checked, wine wasn't bubbly...and, if it was, it wouldn't be "smooth"...

and who can forget 'the latest fashion':

"all in all I'm still the king and all y'all the court
if you thinking about ruling me ya better get abortions, yes! its jacked, cause I'm back, and I'm harder than a heart attack"

--huh?

"Psyche!!! T.E.V.I.N.- in the lion's den!"

Folks, this is a line that came from a musical genious. Should be on Ripley's Believe it or Not.

this one isn't necessarily bad poetry, just bad English:

"I anticipate a FEW turbulence along the way..."

(International Lover)

"If I gave you diamonds and pearls, would you be a happy boy or a girl" I don't think this has to do with bisexuality at all, just finding a word that rhymes. It's a nice song, unless you listen to it.

Tonight I'm a star... and you're the big dipper.
(GLAM SLAM '91)

If that didn't sound GAY I don't know what did. He obviously felt that way and changed it when it was released as GETT OFF.

I would also add that Adonis and Bathsheba has some crappy lyrics (printed in a book sold at the Glam Slam night club)

nananananananana from get off.

i hate it when singers do something like that.

THIS THREAD IS SO INNANE IT DOESN'T DESERVE MY RESPONSE.

How can U "criticize" lyrics that can be
intentionally obscure or comical or just
plain weird? He does his best to be different and cover a lot of specctrums.

origmnd said:

but it is dubiously humorous that my account in kyoto, japan will end in profits up to more than $3 billion. Who is the richest billionaire? What is the best investment in? amusement parks? perfumes? underwear for children? whA?

from Get off

On the positive tip
I am equipped with a whip
But i won't let you spank me cuz
this is my ship...get off!

(and so I guess she then proceeds to jump off the ship)

piepie1976 said:

I am with you on that! The first time I heard it, I literally said "What the fuck?"

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I don't understand how such a musical genius can be criticized so thoroughly by supposedly true fams. For one, it must be rather difficult for a musican to try to please everyone's needs and musical interest. What everyone must remember is he writes what he feels is true and real. I think if you can't begin to even try to accept that then what is left. To judge someone's peace of mind is like critisizing a persons soul. Yes, some lyric's appear to be a bit odd at times but that's what draws people to listen. To say that some songs are completely crap says to me "open ur heart open ur mind." Diamonds and Pearls I feel is passionate and beauty. Man O' War is a deeper side of his heart and saddness. And finally TMBGITW is just a masterpiece in how much he values and respects the fact that a woman is beautiful just being who she is. I love all songs and lyrics and just feel the vibe while it's there. I think more people should try to be less critisizing of others and more of themselves.

Love4oneanother84 said:

Thanks, you made my day!

Just had a boring morning... now i cant stop laughing!

Novabreaker said:

moi citizen!

Who needs real fish and chips when u can go and buy a big sack of frozen frenchpotatoes (orwhatitscalled) and put them in oven when they bcome wet, wet, wet. Or burnt. Just horrible! And half of the nation is eating them.

BTW, this is one of the most entertaining topics for a long time! Keep it coming people!

FACEDOWN1977 said:

That's the line I meant. I love the song but that line makes me a little uncomfortable.

Chica said:

I never agreed with that, although a lot of people here seem to dislike the "rap" stuff.

"Funky Design", "Days of Wild", "Face Down", "The Flow". "Mr. Happy"...I like all of those songs. Oh well.

I forgot about 18 AND OVER, I WANTS TO BONE YA.

Damn that sounds stupid coming from a man in his 40s.

with help from Eileen:

"tippy tippy tin my friend" shall we begin

Hello-o-o-o-o-? Tippy Tippy Tin?

"the dippy dippy wave of my do"

as well as

"frontin more booty than Peru's got keys"


great song/bad lyrics