DON'T mess with Mayte's man. Tommy Lee's girlfriend used her dancing prowess to vanquish a rival Monday at Lotus. A scantily clad strumpet was bumping and grinding atop the tables of Scott Stapp and his band Creed, DMX and Lil' Kim, popsters BB Mak and singer Everlast before she jumped onto Lee's table. Miffed that Lee was drooling over the dancer, Mayte - who used to jiggle on stage with ex-hubby Prince - jumped up and out-shimmied the interloper. "It was basically
a go-go dance-off, and Mayte won," says our spy.

From: NY POST...PAGE 6

Essence said:

Now I'm sorry, but I just don't belive THIS!

yeah mayte garcia what a waste of bloody time and money they are 10 a penny mayte garcia`s now then

Alanis Morrisette, Sheryl crow, Alicia keys, Rosie Gaines
Sheila E

now your talkin music and cuteness even big rosie

garcia go back to wherever you came from and take that shithouse with u Cat rocks mayte wiggles her fat little arse nouff said

Maradona said:

You've made quite an impression with your first post!

Maradona said:yeah mayte garcia what a waste of bloody time and money they are 10 a penny mayte garcia`s now then

Alanis Morrisette, Sheryl crow, Alicia keys, Rosie Gaines
Sheila E

now your talkin music and cuteness even big rosie

garcia go back to wherever you came from and take that shithouse with u Cat rocks mayte wiggles her fat little arse nouff said


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LMAO...now thats funny, + could she possibly go any lower and be so hard up 4 attention, lawd!

I'm embarrassed for her...

Anyway, what would've really been impressive is if the two women went at it via BreakDance Fighting!

AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said:

You are damned right!!!

I could see it descending to a point where they were both breaking the ROBOT and popping and locking!

GODDAMN, THAT WOULD BE GREAT!

:LOL:

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[This message was edited Fri Aug 2 10:54:46 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

And when they wanted to spin on their backs or do the centipede, the crowd would get some awesome crotch shots looking up their skirts! Facial expressions would be very important in the judging process, too--no dancers allowed to smile, only very competitive, serious expressions.

AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said:

I wonder if Mayte carries a carboard box with her for occasions like this... I would hate to see her try to break out with a radical head spin only to grind her hair into the dirty floor...

At least she did win. How embarrassing that would have been if she'd gotten her ass up there on the table and didn't win Tommy's or the other judge's approval.

I heard Tommy then handed her a Watchtower. Poor girl got out-danced, then witnessed to. So sad!

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[This message was edited Thu Oct 24 12:00:20 PDT 2002 by LadyLove]

CarrieLee said:

Right. Is NY Post an unreliable source? That said it doesn't sound all that unbelievable to me.