jocelyn wildenstein, victim of an addiction to plastic surgery...before

after

she's a millionairess due to a divorce settlement
[Edited 5/29/06 8:28am]

13 ) Have you ever tired to dress like Prince ? No, but I dressed as Lisa last year for Halloween.

1 ) Parade or Sign of the Times ? Sign
2 ) 1999 or Purple Rain ? Purple Rain - and that's a tough choice
3 ) Any version of the NPG or The Revolution ? another tough choice, but having to choose I will always go with the '93-'95 NPG.
4 ) What is Prince's best collaboration? ? "Providence" with Ani Difranco, no question
5 ) What is Prince's worst collaboration? ? GCS2000
6 ) Which Prince album is his most essential? ? Sign O' The Times
7 ) Which Prince album is his LEAST essential? ? For You
8 ) What is your opinion of the years? ? his most prolific and exciting era
9 ) Have you ever met a person in real life who like Prince more than you? Did they creep you out ? yes, but she still posts here occasionally so I won't mention her by name
10 ) Prince: The best years are yet to come, or the best years are over ? Who fucking knows? I just know that this year has been the most exciting year to be a prince fan since the mid '90s.
11 ) Prince takes out an add in the personals. What would it say ? ATTENTION ALL INTERESTED PARTIES: I INVITED LARRY GRAHAM OVER 4 A SOY LATTE 10 YEARS AGO AND NOW HE WON'T LEAVE. PLEASE SEND HELP. AND A CAMEL.
12 ) What do your parents think about Prince? ? My mom loves the Purple Rain era the best and my Dad says he's never have a better band than The Revolution. My dad also thinks he looked like a "faggot" in the Raspberry Beret Video.
13 ) Have you ever tired to dress like Prince ? nope.
14 ) Have you ever tried to do your hair like Prince ? ha! when Rolling Stone first ran the full page ad for the Graffiti Bridge album, I was amazed to see his hair looked just like MINE!
15 ) Would you sleep with Jocylin Wildenstien to meet Prince ? Who? I'm married anyway.
16 ) You answer a knock at your door--it's Prince and Larry Graham. How do you think the conversation would go? ? Not very well at all, especially if my Wife was home at the time; she remains highly offended at some of the content in Rainbow Children!
17 ) Be honest. Wouldn't you like to see Prince dress up circa Dirty Mind again? ? at the age he's at now? gods no. I don't think anybody truly wants that, not even Zelaria, who I am convinced is actually a figment of prince.org's collective imagination.
18 ) When do you think Prince will release the followup to 3121? How do you think it will sound ? there's no way to predict either of those questions.
19 ) Prince agrees to have a video game made about him. Describe what you think it would be like. ? this would never happen, but it would be a BLAST if it were a remake of the Journey: Escape game. Someone has stolen The Revolution's instruments (or '95 NPG] and you (a band member) have to get them back. Once you've done that, you have to make it to the show, dodging drug dealers, ticket scalpers, groupies, etc. Then at the end of the show you all get into your Spaceship and fly home.
20 ) What was the first momment that you KNEW you were a Prince fan ? When I asked my mom to buy me a bunch of blank tapes in time for New Year's Eve, 1984, when DJ Electrifying Mojo announced he'd be playing Prince for his entire 5 hour slot. I wanted to tape the entire show! And did!

1 ) Parade or Sign of the Times ? Sign of the Times

2 ) 1999 or Purple Rain ? Purple Rain

3 ) Any verion of the NPG or The Revolution ? NPG

4 ) What is Prince's best collaboration? ? w/ George Clinton playing "Flashlight" on the Rave DVD!

5 ) What is Prince's worst collaboration? ? w/ Sheena Easton on "Arms of Orion"

6 ) Which Prince album is his most essential? Sign of the Times
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7 ) Which Prince album is his LEAST essential? ? The Vault

8 ) What is your opinion of the years? ? Kinda depressing.

9 ) Have you ever met a person in real life who like Prince more than you? Did they creep you out ? No.

10 ) Prince: The best years are yet to come, or the best years are over ? The best years are yet to come..maybe not commerically but artisticlly.

11 ) Prince takes out an add in the personals. What would it say ? Uhhh..."Do u want to come and play?" hahahah.

12 ) What do your parents think about Prince? ?My mom loves him and his music...thinks he is really sexy. My father thinks he is vulger and perverse and does live sex shows at his concerts!


13 ) Have you ever tired to dress like Prince ? No

14 ) Have you ever tried to do your hair like Prince ? NO

15 ) Would you sleep with Jocylin Wildenstien to meet Prince ? I'd sleep with anybody to meet Prince!

16 ) You answer a knock at your door--it's Prince and Larry Graham. How do you think the conversation would go? ? Jehovah!

17 ) Be honest. Wouldn't you like to see Prince dress up circa Dirty Mind again? ? Hell no! Only if it was for me in private. LOL!

18 ) When do you think Prince will release the followup to 3121? How do you think it will sound ? Maybe next year...I think he'll do something really experimental again like the Rainbow Children.

19 ) Prince agrees to have a video game made about him. Describe what you think it would be like. ? Probably making music, learning cords, learning how to sing...

20 ) What was the first momment that you KNEW you were a Prince fan ?

1 ) Parade or Sign of the Times ? Sign, but only by a smidge.
2 ) 1999 or Purple Rain ? 1999 Definitely
3 ) Any verion of the NPG or The Revolution ? The Revolution Apr 1980-Jul 1981 when Andre left
4 ) What is Prince's best collaboration? ? With Martika on love thy will be done
5 ) What is Prince's worst collaboration? ? Anything with Tony M
6 ) Which Prince album is his most essential? ? Sign o the Times, Dirty Mind
7 ) Which Prince album is his LEAST essential? ? Chaos and Disorder
8 ) What is your opinion of the years? ? Some OK music but not a fuckin lot
9 ) Have you ever met a person in real life who like Prince more than you? Did they creep you out ? Yes, I am he
10 ) Prince: The best years are yet to come, or the best years are over ? Theyre over, the best years were the early and mid 80s, still good years tho
11 ) Prince takes out an add in the personals. What would it say ? My experience seeks yours, let me be ur muse, let me b the water u cleanse urself with. I want an aura, can u relate
12 ) What do your parents think about Prince? ? Very little and that I have an unhealthy obsession
13 ) Have you ever tired to dress like Prince ? A bit, I am not his body type though being tall and plumpish
14 ) Have you ever tried to do your hair like Prince ? A lot, I have his hairdo now.
15 ) Would you sleep with Jocylin Wildenstien to meet Prince ? Who is she, is she an ugly bird, as I am a gay guy I dont do girls anyway.
16 ) You answer a knock at your door--it's Prince and Larry Graham. How do you think the conversation would go? ? Have you openned ur eyes 2 Jehovah and that shit
17 ) Be honest. Wouldn't you like to see Prince dress up circa Dirty Mind again? ? Hell yeah
18 ) When do you think Prince will release the followup to 3121? How do you think it will sound ? Late 97, alittle less electronic, maybe a bit more adventorous, some more guitar perhaps, no more cutesy female vocals. Hes gonna come back hard
19 ) Prince agrees to have a video game made about him. Describe what you think it would be like. ? U go thru life mastering instruments, dominating over bands and collecting symbol points as stamina a long the way, you finally reach the role of Prince Divinity, but watch out for the Undertaker who is really Morris Day.
20 ) What was the first momment that you KNEW you were a Prince fan ?

1 ) Parade or Sign of the Times ? SOTT
2 ) 1999 or Purple Rain ? PR
3 ) Any verion of the NPG or The Revolution ? Revolution
4 ) What is Prince's best collaboration? ? Kiss
5 ) What is Prince's worst collaboration? ? Where to start...Lovesong w/madonna, maybe
6 ) Which Prince album is his most essential? ? Not my fave, but SOTT
7 ) Which Prince album is his LEAST essential? ? Not my least fav, but there are loads like it: Rave
8 ) What is your opinion of the years? ? Decline of a genius
9 ) Have you ever met a person in real life who like Prince more than you? Did they creep you out ? Fuck, yeah
10 ) Prince: The best years are yet to come, or the best years are over ? Long, long way over.

PurpleRein said:

Cat woman

kpowers said:

She is hideous, she looks like Medusa, yuk!!!

Imago said:

I'd rather kiss Jabba.

You have a very narrow definition of beauty

Imago said:

If you sleep with me, I'll do everything in my power to get you to meet Prince.

Imago said:

I have to think!


No!

I'm getting mixed signals from you


I'll be here waiting.

Imago said:

I'm afraid you want me for one night only...

I'm not looking for a one night stand.
I only want to feel u up.

Imago said:

imago+cheek+=

1 ) Parade or Sign of the Times ? parade
2 ) 1999 or Purple Rain ? 1999
3 ) Any verion of the NPG or The Revolution ? neither
4 ) What is Prince's best collaboration? ?
5 ) What is Prince's worst collaboration? ?
6 ) Which Prince album is his most essential? ? 1999
7 ) Which Prince album is his LEAST essential? ? 1999: the new disaster
8 ) What is your opinion of the years? ? a vast bowl of pus within prince's repetroire
9 ) Have you ever met a person in real life who like Prince more than you? Did they creep you out ? yes and hell yes
10 ) Prince: The best years are yet to come, or the best years are over ? far as i'm concerned, it's in the middle
11 ) Prince takes out an add in the personals. What would it say ? it'd be illegible most likely, in between all the usual abbreviations and all that fuckin gobbledygook ol' boy spells with
12 ) What do your parents think about Prince? ? my dad kinda-sorta likes 'im, but not by much
13 ) Have you ever tired to dress like Prince ? no
14 ) Have you ever tried to do your hair like Prince ? no
15 ) Would you sleep with Jocylin Wildenstien to meet Prince ? th' hell's The Cat Woman gotta do with that?
16 ) You answer a knock at your door--it's Prince and Larry Graham. How do you think the conversation would go? ? not very well
17 ) Be honest. Wouldn't you like to see Prince dress up circa Dirty Mind again? ? nope--people should be relieved that he got that outta his system at a young age as opposed to doing it now
18 ) When do you think Prince will release the followup to 3121? How do you think it will sound ? within a year or so--it'll prolly be yet another musicology, pt. 3 affair
19 ) Prince agrees to have a video game made about him. Describe what you think it would be like. ? you know about interactive, right?
20 ) What was the first momment that you KNEW you were a Prince fan ? after i took my sister's copy of dm outta the tape deck

19 ) Prince agrees to have a video game made about him. Describe what you think it would be like. ?
A racer in the vain of Mario Bros: "New Power Kart"

*beep beep* "haawt stuff coming thru!" Prince returns 2 his dressing room a...

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