I don't use them, I smile and stare, that gets them sometimes.

I just act like me, I'm not arrogant at all, but most of the time my conversation alone intrigues women.

Here's a pick up line I heard..

"God really took his time and shaped and molded your butt (ass)!"

Go figure, I haven't used it. But I have seen it work with a friend of mine. Lets just say that, the butt emded up looking better in jeans...

Blue Cashmere
Dont play me

Sensual said:

That is just so cool!
And just so right!
I'll bet you're never lonely!

-[/quote]
First thank U 4 that...in keeping things honest...yeah I know lonely...But hey, I also know it won't B like this 4-ever~

I have stolen lines from Morris Day and Prince over the years... Like...

"Where'd you get that ass???"

"If I come back as a woman, I want a body like yours"

"You should see my home. It's so exciting."

UsexyMF said:

You r right here. the commenting on a womans scent, (as i mentioned) really ISNT a pick-up line but a compliment, and a very nice one. it's just what comes after THAT that u can decifer if ur being hit on or someone really means it.

If someone is sweet and kind then nice,flattering comments are welcome. But course and too forward ones are never welcome and quite RUDE!

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[This message was edited Sun Jul 28 1:31:44 PDT 2002 by Starmist7]

Paris9748430 said:

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Agree, All those krayzee lines from Morris on "Chilli Sauce" should work on any girl!

this one's better giotto

can i pick you up in m,y pick up truck at 8?

Abrazo said:

Thank u, both of you!!! Hilarious!!

wellbeyond said:

That's reverse psychology wellbeyond - I bet you'd have the ladies ending up using their lines on you!

Sooo...erm, ya come here often Wellbeyond? (cant believe no one mentioned this old classic)

"let's get naked and kiss and shit"

it works!

purpleMAN said:

Dude, you are a pimp.

i usually go for the traditional "do u take it up the shit track, baby". go on, give it a whirl, it works for me!!

EvilWhiteMale said:

LMAO...

My future husband's favorite line "Excuse me, is your husband married?"

Any Vulgar remarks from guys like what Evil White Male said Would definitely turn me off. Ladies want ROMANCE not VULGARITY!

when I Die will you come to Heaven with Me?

CalhounSq said:

It's been known to have an effect, yes... 8)

Therapy said:

LoL...yeah, actually...lol

How about: "I'm new in town...could you tell me how to get to your bedroom?"

wellbeyond said:

Vagina wrote: Any Vulgar remarks from guys like what Evil White Male said Would definitely turn me off. Ladies want ROMANCE not VULGARITY!


EWM: Come on honey, I know you didn't take that one seriously. Let's kiss and make up.

I just show the ladies my very rare Hello Kitty vibrator & let the good times roll.

EvilWhiteMale said:

Is that what your boyfriend says to you sweetheart before he woops your ass all over and flips you doggie style!

You are the epitome of Sleeze...But it don't suprise me...
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The corniest and stupidest had to be Is that a bottle of windex in your pants.. Cause i sure can see myself in them!

"Awww, go on...please???

I thought this one was kinda cute,



''Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.''

have u read this book before

AUSTIN POWERS CHAT UP LINES FROM THE NEW FILM 'GOLD MEMBER'

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

3) Nice legs... What time do they open?

4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only light switch away.

13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do that thing with your tongue.

15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them

lol@redfeathers!

Really works every time:
"Hi, I'm lonely. May I talk to you?"

CalhounSq said:

Simplicity at its best!

sag10 said:

Mine is: "What's a sexy half-horse half-woman doing posting in a joint like this?"