i bought my prince tennis racket when i was about 15, and i was big in my prince faze then. I only bought it because it said "prince" I have no idea about tennis rackets so i thought why not?

thesexofit said:

make a song, make a song!

herb4 said:

now that's just lazy!

Anx said:

"yo baby, tell me what rackets that? (the prince)
yo baby, i wanna racket that i can swing fast (the prince)
u can smash it if u wanna, u'll never have to take it back (the prince)
more grip for ya buck u can bet on that"

thesexofit said:

you WOULD go for a tony m. rap, wouldn't you?

Anx said:

Yeah but as its a racket, u need a song thats punchy, and that kids can relate too. Demographics show that tony m is about as cool as mc skat kat.

Anx said:

It's Versace. I was looking for gold mesh and I found this.

You want lazy? I'll give ya lazy...

ya

This is a great thread! Anx, you are very clever with the songs! I'm laughing my head off!

herb4 said:

Wait, I totally think he should create is OWN make up line. I've mentioned it before. I would totally buy the eyeliner.

It just needs a catchy name...

Drive down to the Rockland before it’s too late
Before it’s too late, ‘fore it’s too late
Drive down to the Rockland before it’s too late
They just wanna quench your thirst

You can go to the Starbucks, but they ain’t got no Internet
Can’t get your Interweb, right-wing fanatica
Go to the Starbucks, but don’t feed the Hummer Hogs
Who wanna heat up your world

Rockland, if you’re dead before they get to meet ya
For they get to sip ya, taste your appletinas
Rockland, if you’re dead before they get to meet ya
Don’t say I didn’t warn ya

Come down to the Rockland to hear some live music
Real live music, not some hackneyed pabulum
Park at the curb in your tiny electro
Before you can tan in the shade {x2}
(My world, don’t ‘cha, don’t ‘cha dilute my world)
Don’t you dissolve my cream!

Ow!

superspaceboy said:

So Funny! So is Velveeta, and Aiwa...

What a good thread.

i think he should endorse wrigley's doublemint gum

he and the twins could work up something truly funky

XxAxX said:

Yeah, chew that baby.

(tune of The Word)

What are those new strange markations
That you just cant erase?
What is that new growth sensation
Comin' up out your face?

Who's gonna sleep with that feeling
brushing all through their legs?
You can't get no somethin' somethin'
Don't you wanna go get shaved?

Anx said:

why should i chew this when i could chew that?

XxAxX said:

Chew Me, Baby!

Anx said:

i want to chew it all night long

i'm surprised he hasn't been in any local commercials here in mpls, like for variety beauty supply (he'd give fancy ray a run for his money) or for white bear subaru ("i'm prince nelson, and thanx for watching!")...something like that...hell, it'd be trippy if he did a spot for target. yeah, tina turner did "baby, i'm a star" a couple christmases ago for a target commercial, but it just ain't the same!

*mental pic of prince singing & dancing around on an oversized target logo in a red suit, holding up a toaster oven or something*

Anx said:

...and i got dirty mind playing right now, too.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

you? listening to dirty mind? SHOCKING!

Anx said:

i know, right? i've never warmed up to it until now...WHY didn't i get hip to this album sooner?!!!

Imago said:

I just knew you would pick that one. But I thought it would have been in the form of and adult hot-line ad.
1-800-Dirty Fun Twenty One.

I'll give you a little more credit from now on. That's a good one.

anon said:

dirty fun twenny-one...u can come, but change the sheets b4 u leave

anon said:

I have no clue why you'd say that.

Imago said:

Prince loves to hate it when fans are hate love!

ThreadBare said:

wuollet bakery and earl may?