What is your technique? What has been the most successful line you've ever used on a woman. Also ladies what's the stupidest line a guy ever used on you?

Do u taste as good as u look??

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[This message was edited Mon Aug 26 3:17:55 PDT 2002 by LatinaAngel4u]

I am starting my own company and I think I have a position for you on my staff... get it STAFF. You see, I just made a double entendre about you on top of me. Oh and there is room to move on my staff. By staff I mean my penis of course. Do you have a sister?

Oh and I've got a rolls royce limo custom painted plaid.

Yes sirree. Those two get the broads, um, I mean women. Where is that delete button. Maybe if I press return, it will return to the way I wanted to say it. I just hope it doesn't post it on this website or my goose is cooked.

I never use lines, I'm just myself, but here are a few my lame friends use, 4 entertainment purpose of course...

1/ Oh my, if God had made U more beautiful than U are He would have kept U for himself...
(Huhuhuh)

2/ hey wait... U dropped sumthing... (the lady usually says "what?")... U dropped ME!
(Huhuhuh)

3/ (last but not least, the reverse approach)
Hi there, I saw U and I thought, what a beautiful lady, too bad I'm more into wits than looks, so I guess there is no point 4 me wastin my time trying 2 speak 2 U, U couldn't possibly have both... Have a goodnight... ( walks away, and usually the lady will pick up the conversation)
hehehehe (I think that one's funny)
[This message was edited Fri Jul 26 23:57:05 PDT 2002 by johnny]

"Was your father a meat burgler? 'Cause it looks like someone shoved two fine hams down the back of your dress." - Leon Phelps

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[This message was edited Sat Jul 27 0:09:41 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

2nite ur a star...and i'm the big dipper...yeah, right, cuz you know that ALWAYS works for peeps who ain't Prince.

Would you like to go get some pizza and fuck? ..or.. wait.. you don't like pizza?

Hi--u dont remember me? that's ok cause
u dont know me...Prince sent this note
to Ingrid in a club.

Yes, It's real...

That seems to work for me.

"Hey,I lost my number,can I have yours?!"

"Do you have a quarter?...I need to call my mother and tell her I just meet the most beautiful girl in the world!"

"Hey,dont I know you?...yeah,I am sure you've heard that one before!" (this guy looked to be about mid to late 20s and came in my store with his mother...she was buying him underwear and other clothes!...hello...loser...yes sir...i am talking to you!)(oh,and he wouldnt go away until he got my phone number...so I gave him a number I used to call-nobody had the number. He asked me to repeat it,probably to see if I was just making it up, but since i had memorized it...he never found out.)

Why do some guys have to be such losers...maybe a girl doesnt want to hear some cheesey pick-up line!

Just show some respect and no matter what never stop showing respect. Oh, and never hit a woman...that doesnt make you look tough...it just makes you look stupid and a jerk.

This is not pointed at all guys, cause I know that there are alot of nice guys out there that know exactly how to treat a woman. And any girl who's lucky to have such a guy, should treasure him and remember...to get respect, you need to be the one to show repsect first.

A woman is like a flower...if you speak to her softly and hold her gently and care for her and give her lots of love...she is sure to grow in these things and give you back all that you've shown to her. I flower that is cared for,will be less likely to go away and will stay where good things are planted...the seed of hope is where it all starts and the supply of love will keep it growing.

And if you are alone...love the one you're with and true love will not be far behind. For when its love you seek, sometimes its when you are not looking that love finds you!
Learn to enjoy your time of singleness...once you get married...you will be wishing you had the endless time you have in front of you now. Enjoy life,dont let it pass you by!


, and God Bless!

Do i know u?, AND you smell nice. what is it you have on?

"Hi..."

wellbeyond said:

I bet it works like a charm too...

CalhounSq said:

lol

this one's better giotto

can i pick you up in m,y pick up truck at 8?


[This message was edited Sat Jul 27 13:43:00 PDT 2002 by Abrazo]

Sounds like you're trying to pick up a CORPSE, Abrazo...

giotto said:

well you don't know what it would mean would you?

Get yer coat luv, yer pulled!

What would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?

or the classic...

Do ya shag?

(how's that for romantic!)

btw why do you guys call it 'pick up' ? It sounds like you really have to 'pick' somebody up...

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[This message was edited Sat Jul 27 13:43:27 PDT 2002 by Abrazo]

"Bitch, shut the fuck up and suck my motherfuckin dick before I smack the shit out of ya."

It works every time.

LatinaAngel4u said:[quote]Here's one I got told to me,

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

that's funny


I personally melt when they say HI!

I have this faux-fur coat that's black and white like a holstein cow. While walking downtown one wintery evening to meet some friends for a drink, this guy says to me,

"Damn, cowgirl, can I ride that ass? Shoot!"

Being alone at night my defenses are usually up and normally I would have stared him down or made a flippant remark back, but I was caught off-guard and it struck me as so hilarious that I ended up laughing.

These fools say to me when I'm wearing a flowered dress. Can I pick a Flower? Then another screams out That's the kinda Pussy that makes you scream. Here's another your Tits are Fake. Or How much to Ride You?

U know whats interesting...is that not all lines are said 2 pick up somebody...If U truly dig the scent of a woman etc..& U make it your mission 2 relay that heart felt vibe with respect... then thats all it means with me...

Nothin more or less...but if being sweet honest & kind giving props 2 a woman means your tryin 2 get with her...then I'll watch what flows from me.

On the real some nose's B a little 2 high, & sometimes (alot) woman think automatic (Oh he's tryin 2 get at me)...lol, That's cold, ladies sometimes a mature man only wants 2 say sweet somethings & expect nothing but the words "thank U" in return...

I'll leave them chessecake lines 2 another man, 4 I know many fools do live & die by the "lines"...the positive is that they make 4 some funny ass rejection scenes.

pick up lines are for bald men

My all time favorite is "Do you have good kidneys" when someone asked me this question all I could do is scream! And guess what, sad but true it worked! Man I ended up kissing him right there on the dance floor! And the answer to his question was "yeah i used to have good kidneys until i met your best friend."

Christopher said:

theC
So!!!
anyway my line is...LOOK AT ME BABY THERE AIN'T ANOTHER FISH LIKE theC (4 u therapy )

EvilWhiteMale said:

Works for me, give me your number!

UsexyMF said:

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Sensual said:

That is just so cool!
And just so right!
I'll bet you're never lonely!

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