As usual orgers were discussing our Purple Prince.


Anx said: I dont remember E.T having legs? I dont even remember E.T having a name?

Sonny T got hipnotised by Prince and tony to say he saw an alien. Thats the theory i came up with. Seems plausable.


Maybe Prince was playing with his hair extensions from the Sign O' the Times days in the middle of the night and Sonny came downstairs to get a glass of Mango Tang and there was a wacky mix-up with celestial overtones.

That's all I can figure.


Thesexofit said: No, because if u look at the home video, sonny is being prodded by an off screen tony m to tell the story. So, tony is involved somehow? Maybe damon dicksons hair came off the alien?

Also, in the "gangster glam" video, isn't sonny t seen kicking his exact self in the gutter? Maybe sonny t got cloned?

Anx attention was drawn to the television he had on in the background. It was a special announcement, Prince was holding a press conference.

Anx orgnote everyone he could to turn on their tv's to see Prince.

Prince: I have decided to announce today that as many of you have theorized, I am not of this earth. My past up to 1978 has been a clever charade. I am actually an alien from a purple planet far far away. I have come here to....
[Edited 5/13/06 11:38am]

"fornicate the taste out of your mouth. Can U relate?"

People across the world shouted "NOOO!!!" in unison. Prince continued...
[Edited 5/13/06 12:01pm]

"fornicate the taste out of your mouth. Can U relate?"

People across the world shouted "NOOO!!!" in unison. Prince continued...

But my time here on earth has changed my mission as it has change aspects of my music. Now all I want to do is accomplish seven key missions before the year 3121. They are....
[Edited 5/14/06 13:12pm]

"1...Get the Family's album on CD.

2...Have an orgy with the cast of Desperate Housewives.If they can't do it then the cast of the Golden Girls will suffice.

3...Find Cat Glover. Cat! Where u at???

4..."

4. Teach you people how to dress. I thought my example would inspire you to do better, but noooo!

5.....

Prince finished his list to the shock of the world and open the floor to questions.

"You back in the corner, what is your question?" Prince said.

The reporter asked....

The reporter asked, "Where were you the night OJ Simpson's wife was murdered?"

Prince, sensing that the reporter knew he didnt' have an alibi quickly responded like a polititian, answering the question he wished he were asked rather than the one he was actually asked.

"Yes, my next album with be full of surprises and..."

A loud burst could be heard from behind the reporter. Everyone turned to see a gun had been fired at Prince. However, it missed him.


Rather, it hit.....

...the charts at numbers one. But, like 3121, plummeted quickly after it's debut.

Unfazed, Prince turned back to the audience...

.....and said

" i think i get it now . im supposed to get over myself before she will love me 4 real "

sacredwarrior said:

Another reporter asked, 'Who's is she?'

Everyone's head turned to see....

littlemissG said:

turned to see Prince.


"No you idiots!" Scott Mclellon shouted from the audience, not him/her! THAT person over there!"

He was pointing to Tamar.

Everyone turned around to look at Tamar. There was silence for all of a minute or even more--it's hard to tell when your at a Prince press release cuase it feels so much longer.

"Is that Macy Grey?" some dude asked.

Tamar looking rather preturbed said, "no fool".

Suddenly a loud screem could be heard from the library.. or was it the kitchen? No, the screem was definately coming from the Study.

Everyone rushed to the study to see....

everyone rushed to see...

her symbol

sacredwarrior said:[quote]everyone rushed to see...

her symbol

Flavor Flav!

FF"Flav-or Flaaaav! Yo P.As you well know I've been lookin' for love for a minute now and I ain't got nothing but a broken heart from my girl Hoopz! Did you know her web site is named Darling Nikki?"

P "Nikki? Hoopz? Those names mean nothing to me anymore."

FF"Really? I guess you ain't never seen her before.(showing Prince a wallet size photo of Hoopz)Here, take a look."

P "Game! Blouses!"

FF "See man, P. You know what time it is!"

P "Actually, no. I don't. I never carry a watch."

FF "No P. What I mean is..."

P "Fool! I know what u mean.I was mearly joking. U know how we aliens do it."

FF "Aliens? Oh, I get it. You made another funny!"

P "U mean u're not an al...er uh. Let me see that picture again. It inspires me."

Before Prince can look at the photo again, in comes...

PurpleCharm said:

co-

and there it iz

sacredwarrior said:

Joe Jackson said,"There it iz! That Skinny Mother Plucker From Outer Space!" rushing as fast as his legs could carry him, " I'm going to beat him like Tito!!!'

It's against Prince's belief to open a can of whoop ass on a senior, but he was prepared to defend himself. "Security!!!" Prince screamed, and instantly JJ was surrounded.

Jackson pointing, "Prince you broke our agreement by revealing yourself!! Now Michael will...."

littlemissG said:

symbol interrupted and she said

" all things hidden will be revealed .

ego gets rich by keeping secrets .

sell all your worldy goods to feed the poor .

what you've tried to do has failed becuz you wouldnt listen . "

littlemissG said:

"beat your ass as if you was one of my kids!"

sitruk7 said:

The reporters had witness the scene and where screaming "WHAT AGREEMENT??! HOW IS MICHAEL JACKSON INVOLVED??! WHO IS THE SYMBOL??"

Prince answered....

littlemissG said:

" ehehe "

smirk