Check out the competition at www.bulwer-lytton.com Here's a sample:

The professor looked down at his new young lover, who rested fitfully, lashed as she was with duct tape to the side of his stolen hovercraft, her head lolling gently in the breeze, and as they soared over the buildings of downtown St. Paul to his secret lair he mused that she was much like a sweet ripe juicy peach, except for her not being a fuzzy three-inch sphere produced by a tree with pink blossoms and that she had internal organs and could talk.

Absolutely--and without realizing it...

AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said:

:LOL:


Unfortunately for Prince, I think he would still lose... it seems that the winners actually strung together an intelligible thought...


Prince would have gotten a dishonorable mention.


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[This message was edited Wed Jul 17 16:05:49 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

yea, a dishonorable mention.

no wonder his lyrics never meant a thing for me.