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Prince rides the ponies I saw Prince at the racetrack the other day. I said "Prince, I didn't know you bet on the ponies". He said "What bet? I'm here to ride". Then he whipped off his suit and he had on racing silks underneath.
BTW, the horse he was riding came in first. I bet everything I own on it and won a gazillion dollars. Prince divorced Mani and married me. And we lived happily ever after. God, now I'm really depressed. Why couldn't stuff like that actually happen to me?  | |
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shygirl said: I saw Prince at the racetrack the other day. I said "Prince, I didn't know you bet on the ponies". He said "What bet? I'm here to ride". Then he whipped off his suit and he had on racing silks underneath.
BTW, the horse he was riding came in first. I bet everything I own on it and won a gazillion dollars. Prince divorced Mani and married me. And we lived happily ever after. God, now I'm really depressed. Why couldn't stuff like that actually happen to me? Isn't Prince a little small to be a jockey? :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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You know, I just posted on the boxing thread about Prince and the ponies without seeing this thread.
Isn't that weird?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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shygirl said: I saw Prince at the racetrack the other day. I said "Prince, I didn't know you bet on the ponies". He said "What bet? I'm here to ride". Then he whipped off his suit and he had on racing silks underneath.
BTW, the horse he was riding came in first. I bet everything I own on it and won a gazillion dollars. Prince divorced Mani and married me. And we lived happily ever after. God, now I'm really depressed. Why couldn't stuff like that actually happen to me?  | |
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bkw said: You know, I just posted on the boxing thread about Prince and the ponies without seeing this thread.
Isn't that weird? Hmmm, sounds more drunk than weird, but I see your point.  | |
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Isn't Prince a little short to be a stormtrooper?
Isn't Prince a little small to be a jockey? :LOL:[/quote] | |
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Shygirl: I'm taking it that this is a dream you had? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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starboy126 said: Isn't Prince a little short to be a stormtrooper?
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Isn't Prince a little small to be a jockey? :LOL: I wasn't even thinking about Star Wars when I insulted Prince... but now that you mention it... Isn't Prince a little short to play Yoda? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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We mustn't mock the vertically challenged, stop it. [This message was edited Thu Jul 11 15:16:52 PDT 2002 by Chandrasonic] | |
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Chandrasonic said: We mustn't mock the vertically challenged, stop it.
[This message was edited Thu Jul 11 15:16:52 PDT 2002 by Chandrasonic] I am a short prick too... I am 5'10"... most guys are 7'2" or so nowdays, so I am a damned midget too... Can't I talk about the blight of my people? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: We mustn't mock the vertically challenged, stop it.
[This message was edited Thu Jul 11 15:16:52 PDT 2002 by Chandrasonic] I am a short prick too... I am 5'10"... most guys are 7'2" or so nowdays, so I am a damned midget too... Can't I talk about the blight of my people? WOW! you are practically a borrower | |
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Chandrasonic said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: We mustn't mock the vertically challenged, stop it.
[This message was edited Thu Jul 11 15:16:52 PDT 2002 by Chandrasonic] I am a short prick too... I am 5'10"... most guys are 7'2" or so nowdays, so I am a damned midget too... Can't I talk about the blight of my people? WOW! you are practically a borrower I don't know what a borrower is, but I do tiptoe in elevators to keep my head away from the asses of all those tall fuckers who get on there... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: We mustn't mock the vertically challenged, stop it.
[This message was edited Thu Jul 11 15:16:52 PDT 2002 by Chandrasonic] I am a short prick too... I am 5'10"... most guys are 7'2" or so nowdays, so I am a damned midget too... Can't I talk about the blight of my people? WOW! you are practically a borrower I don't know what a borrower is, but I do tiptoe in elevators to keep my head away from the asses of all those tall fuckers who get on there... Sorry i meant to say Lilipution
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Chandrasonic said: my god, if i turned round and found a midgets head sniffing around my pert rear, well, i just dont know what i would do That's what I'm saying!!! I am so damned short that I can smell the fabric softner on everyone's friggin' socks! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: my god, if i turned round and found a midgets head sniffing around my pert rear, well, i just dont know what i would do That's what I'm saying!!! I am so damned short that I can smell the fabric softner on everyone's friggin' socks! I dont think that is Fabric softner you are smelling, unless you wash your clothes in cheese | |
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Chandrasonic said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: my god, if i turned round and found a midgets head sniffing around my pert rear, well, i just dont know what i would do That's what I'm saying!!! I am so damned short that I can smell the fabric softner on everyone's friggin' socks! I dont think that is Fabric softner you are smelling, unless you wash your clothes in cheese Is that what that smell is? I thought I had a brain tumor! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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2the9s said: bkw said: You know, I just posted on the boxing thread about Prince and the ponies without seeing this thread.
Isn't that weird? Hmmm, sounds more drunk than weird, but I see your point. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: my god, if i turned round and found a midgets head sniffing around my pert rear, well, i just dont know what i would do That's what I'm saying!!! I am so damned short that I can smell the fabric softner on everyone's friggin' socks! I dont think that is Fabric softner you are smelling, unless you wash your clothes in cheese Is that what that smell is? I thought I had a brain tumor! Do brain tumours smell like cheese? :-/ When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: my god, if i turned round and found a midgets head sniffing around my pert rear, well, i just dont know what i would do That's what I'm saying!!! I am so damned short that I can smell the fabric softner on everyone's friggin' socks! I dont think that is Fabric softner you are smelling, unless you wash your clothes in cheese Is that what that smell is? I thought I had a brain tumor! Do brain tumours smell like cheese? :-/ Not really, but people with brain tumors often times have weird sensations of smell... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: my god, if i turned round and found a midgets head sniffing around my pert rear, well, i just dont know what i would do That's what I'm saying!!! I am so damned short that I can smell the fabric softner on everyone's friggin' socks! I dont think that is Fabric softner you are smelling, unless you wash your clothes in cheese Is that what that smell is? I thought I had a brain tumor! Do brain tumours smell like cheese? :-/ Not really, but people with brain tumors often times have weird sensations of smell... I know, I was kidding but I dont think my joke worked very well.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: bkw said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: IceNine said: Chandrasonic said: my god, if i turned round and found a midgets head sniffing around my pert rear, well, i just dont know what i would do That's what I'm saying!!! I am so damned short that I can smell the fabric softner on everyone's friggin' socks! I dont think that is Fabric softner you are smelling, unless you wash your clothes in cheese Is that what that smell is? I thought I had a brain tumor! Do brain tumours smell like cheese? :-/ I think you have forgotten that I am stupid... :LOL: Not really, but people with brain tumors often times have weird sensations of smell... I know, I was kidding but I dont think my joke worked very well. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I think you have forgotten that I am stupid... :LOL: No, I haven't forgotten. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: I think you have forgotten that I am stupid... :LOL: No, I haven't forgotten. Werd up! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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