JediMaster said:

NOOOOO!!!

So that's your diabolical plan to make me talk?

You'll never break me. Fearless Purple Leader, (aka, ol' scragglyhead), will save me in the nick of time!



Runs to send up the batsignal.....

babynoz said:

This one is difficult to crack. We need the "special" CD, chocked full of Tony M, TC Ellis, Carmen and Kirky J drum samples!

YOU WILL TALK!!!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!

Greetings fellow Raspberry Berets, TITT'ers, Dirty Minders, Controversialists and/or 1999'ers! Sorry about the extended leave of absence, but Tony M. tried to extort money from us. So I had to fit him with some cement shoes. But first I played him a tune on my violin.


Now on to the torturing. Listen to T.C. Ellis and Tony M. defiant one, you will give us the information we want! If that doesn't work, I'll play Vanity's Pretty Mess until his ears bleed. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

DO IT PLEASE!!! SAVE YOURSELVES FROM THAT!!! 'walks backwards out of the room with hands over ears'

brothaluv said:

AAAAARRRGGHH!!! Not Carmen AND Vanity! Is there no limit to your cruelty? How low will you stoop to realize your evil plot?!!! Eeeevil, I say!

I must be strong. Fearless Purple Leader is riding to my rescue as we speak. Ol' scragglyhead is onto you mugs and he's gonna use his death stare to turn all your brains to purple mush.

ON TO VICTORY!!!

babynoz said:

Ol' Scragglyhead has been captured, and is now undergoing an intense torture session involving "Wedding Feast" and "Jughead" being played over and over again!

Don't make us break out New Power Soul or the Carmen outtakes! We also have unreleased Tony M tracks! You WILL crack after repeat listenings of the original version of "The Flow"!!!!

Ah HA! Little do you mugs know! Fearless Purple leader is immune to your torture methods, (you forget, he recorded this stuff in the first place)

Surrender while there's still time! A couple of guitar riffs and the death stare and it's curtains for you craven bandits. Give up NOW I tell you, or suffer the consequences.....

already a screenplay... and a funny one at that i think my screenplay would make prince laugh see below

babynoz said:

I had to laugh myself on that one! By the way, I think Nurse has defected to the other side. She went undercover days ago and we haven't heard back from her. Meanwhile, Larry Graham came to my house with a Watchtower tract. Coincidence? I think not!

On a serious tip, I'm wrote a similar screenplay. But Prince didn't get kidnapped. It was a Vault Heist which inspired this thread by the way. If you ever hope to get yours filmed, you better change the names quick. Like in my treatment, we have a character named Norris Mayes you know who that is, right? The protagonist is Sovereign Neilson. You can't use Prince's music either unless you have his permission. Anyway, my script is more in the vein of Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob series....

brothaluv said:

Unhand Ol' Scragglyhead at once you fiendish cads or feel the wrath of the purple heel where the sun don't shine! You should have known that Nurse would never betray Fearless Purple Leader. She went for reinforcements and you are now surrounded by the NPG Freedom Fighters. Larry was just a decoy.

Ol' Scraggly Head is wearing a wire, (thought it was just a moonwrap, huh?) and your wicked plot is foiled! Lay down your funky weapon NOW!



PS, LOL @ Sovereign Neilson and Norris Mayes. Sounds hilarious.

Ooh ooh i've got it! The Purple Ninjas! We go in dressed in purple ninja suits carrying those ninja stars and exterminate anyone in our way with our amazing martial arts skills and poison darts! I'll carry a samurai sword too just incase Or go as people out of Mortal Kombat! I'll be Sub-zero cause his outfit was cool (better in blue)

Isn't this what Tom Cruise is trying to do in Mission Impossible 3?

I'm pretty sure that's the plot! Break into Prince's vault!

AzurePanther said:

oh dont worry about the ninja stars
i'll log onto the online store now
and buy you guys a box of symbol's and moon earings

i'll strap chains too a few of them so you can use them
to get up onto the roof

OK....My mom just finished knitting me a Purple Balaclava, can I come too??

Isnt Tony M a janitor now? Maybe he has a special set of keys.

babynoz said:

Ha! That's what you think! In reality, Ol' Scragglyhead had been turned over to a group of crazed Jacko fans! THAT is who you have surrounded! The TITT members are currently in an undisclosed location, plotting their next move! All of the events on this thread were just a distration, so you wouldn't know our REAL plan! Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!
[Edited 1/16/06 7:56am]

madhouseman said:

I'm not, I know mine is in the garage !!!

JediMaster said:

Double Ha! and Ha again! Jacko fans are no match for Fearless Purple Leader, (they're still too exhausted from all that camping out at the courthouse).

Fearless Purple Leader utterly destroyed them with his death stare, (twas truly ugly) and he is now free. HE IS COMING FOR YOU!!!

I assure you, the Paisley Empire is quite safe from your pathetic attempts and the location of the vault material remains a well guarded secret. Fearless Purple Leader is firmly in control. The TITTS vill be vanquished by a secret weapon that Ol' Scraggly head has yet to unleash!

And any poor misguided peeps who think they wanna join your gang should know that you mugs will be lying FACE DOWN very shortly.



HA!

babynoz said:

Foolish Paisleyhead! The Jacko fans were but a distraction from phase one of the operation! Soon your leader's vault material will be in our hands, and there is NOTHING you can do to stop us! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!

JediMaster said:

DAMN U JACKOPATHS! You wanna be starting something? Mess with the RASPBERRY BERETS (Name subject to change at any moment) and we'll leave you SOFT AND WET in a pool of your own blood. We'll beat you guys up like it was 1999! So keep talking and we'll run over you in our LITTLE RED CORVETTE!

HELP HELP

THE JACOPATHS HAVE GOT ME AND MY COPY OF 1999 LP WITH THE MASTER IN THE GREEN JACKET THE SAID IT WILL BE DESTROYED IF WE DO NOT HAD OVER THE KEYS TO THE VAULTS.

NO NO THEY COMING AT ME WITH AN ADJUSTABLE SPANNER!!

Will you TITTS never learn??? Crime does NOT pay!

To mess with Ol' Scragglyhead, (he of the bionic hips) spells certain doom for your pitiful little gang. We have received a report from our mole inside your camp and we know what is in your twisted little minds. You may rest assured that your days are numbered.


Here is a sample of what awaits you Razzies courtesy of the NPG Freedom Fighters!



Do not force us to use force! It's not too late to go straight and live a respectable life. I hear Mr. McGee still has job openings at the Five and Dime.

brothaluv said:

Oh, the Jackopaths are merely pawns we are using. We have merely pitted them against you Paisleyheads to distract from our next phase, which is well underway.

It's all going according to plan!

babynoz said:

Foolish Paisleyhead! Your Bionic Midget is no match for the TITTs!

As for Mr. McGee, we now OWN the Five-and-Dime!

Muwhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

TITT vs. the Jackopaths! When's the movie coming out???

WARRIORS TO THE READY!!!!!

Its finally going down. The brawl for it all! The battle of the century, Prince fans (aka TITT, Raspberry Berets, 1999'ers) vs Michael Jackson fans (aka Jackopaths, Mariposas, Thrillers)! Choose your sides and come out fighting! Purple freaks on this side. VIVA LA VAULT!