Are you really a nurse? If so, we might need your services. You never know when one of us will get hurt fleeing the scene.

You know what else we need? Someone on the inside. They can give us the layout to Paisely Park. What's Robin Power or Martika Nelson doing nowadays? Okay more on that during the meeting later this week.

Y'know what I'm really looking forward to? Grooving to all those Oberheim synthesizer/Linn drum songs he's kept from us for years. I love that sound..

brothaluv said:

Yep! I'm really a nurse. Might be willing 2 help if U only knew what 2 call yourselves But, I'll be ur silent partner. Mkay .

OOo a real nurse. I love female nurses. Why did the industry switch from dresses to scrubs anyway? Those short dresses and white stockings could cure whatever was ailing a man. But I hated the shoes though.

So you wanna be a silent partner? Okay, that's wise. But you gotta show up to the ocasional meetings just to create romantic tension in the group.

brothaluv said:

Okay, I'm in! I'll B sure to bring a short dress and white stockings just 4 U Brothaluv . Love ya .

nurse said:

Bless you my child.

brothaluv said:

just let me know when and where.

Cool. Alright, don't get your hopes up. But I've been in talks with Tony M. to be our inside man. He says he needs the work. Nothing has been finalized yet, we're still in negotiations. But things are looking pretty good. I know conspiring with Tony is like necking with Judas Iscariot, but we need an insider. This shows you how committed to the heist I am. I figure the most it'll cost us is a blunt and a plate of buffalo wings...Wish me luck, I resume talks with Satan's hypeman this afternoon.

I can't believe that I'm volunteering for this job but what the hell. I will do some research on becoming a Jehovah's Witness and chat with him about it while you guys jimmy open the vault. That should free up a good five hours. Just promise that you won't leave without me.

rstokey2 said:

This is some sacrifice right here

I'm in! I'll hang from those string thingies like Cruise in Mission: Impossible, so as to not set off the alarms inside the vault!

As for a name, I really like "Thieves In The Temple"! TITT will set the music free! Hey, it beats "Crystal Ballers"!

babynoz said:

I know! all we'll find is two mismatch heals, ripped panty hose, and some box wine. but still, i'm in!

madhouseman said:

rstokey2 said:

Now that's the spirit! But it has to be voluntary. I can't ask you to make that great of a sacrifice, man. What happens if you actually convert? I'll never forgive myself. But if you insist on going undercover, take some reading material from Thomas Paine, David Hume and Darwin with you. You feel yourself slipping, read Paine! We won't leave without you, man!

Oh and by the way, Tony M. bailed on me. Actually, I'm the one who bailed. He started rapping and I couldn't take it anymore -- I bolted! Sorry guys, we'll have to find another insider. Dealing with Tony M. was more than I can bear. There should be a surgeon general's warning on his throat...listening to this guy will give you ear cancer!

So, even though Tony M. left, the plans the same right? Or was their ever a plan Brothaluv?

I think we NEED to do it.

It's for Princes own good .



PS Is everybody "still" looking for the ladder ? Have we found it yet ??

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Moonwalkbjrain said:

Moonwalkbjrain said:

LOL. And half a jar of honey left over from his encounter with Kim Basinger.

Ok hold up....DO NOT go into Paisley Park calling yourself a "Chocolate Invader". Prince is gonna take one look at you and chuck a moonwrap earring right at your forehead.

nurse said:

Okay, the plans was never finalized. We were kinda waiting to see what our name would be. So far, our choices were between 1999'ers and TITT (Thieves In The Temple). Feel free to offer more suggestions if you like.

So now on to the plan at hand. We've had one volunteer who'll go undercover with the JW's and distract his purple badness while the rest of us sneak into Paisley Park. You know it might be better, if you (Nurse) added to the distraction. Well all know Prince's weakness for the ladies. So here's the pitch. You, wearing your short skirt and white pantyhose, pose as a wannabe singer. If you can sing, fine. If you can't, even better. Prince will too busy trying to "produce" your album to notice the rest of us breaking in. How about that? I'm still working out the kinks. Others feel free to offer suggestions.

By the way, Pepper7 is right! We're only doing this for Prince's own good. After the release of Te Amo Corazon, I don't think Prince psychologically fit to retain sole possession of the Vault.We the fans must take that burden off his hand and release his material accordingly for his own artistic (and commercial) good.

How about calling ourselves "The New Breed Leaders". Because we are standing up and organising...!!

Or "The Little Red Corvettes" because we have to be small and fast so he doesn't see us.

Or the "Prince Vault Freedom Fighters" for obvious reasons.

Ohh I've thought of some more names...

1. The Dirty Minders
2. The Purple Rainers....

Oh well I guess you get the picture...!!

I think we've been grassed up on this one guys. He know we're on to him now. time for plan b: digging that tunnel. we need to release the sounds they calling to us to be released!!!!! I've done a recce (mind you that back in the day) if we pray hard enough Nana will help us PLEASE!!!!!

Last I heard, Prince was back in Minneapolis looking defensive with Mani by his side. Okay which one of you mugs tipped him off? Talk! Talk!!!! Alright, I just did that get everybody's attention. No doublecrossing, alright? See now this is the part where the love interest (i.e. Nurse) comes in and reassures me all our plans will work out.

Milty said:

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nurse said:

brothaluv said:

right on brotha! viva la vault!

babynoz said:

mmmmm honey

brothaluv said:

Mark my words! All you Raspberry Berets, (as opposed to Green Berets), are gonna find is a half used bottle of Get Wild Cologne and other jizz-clockin leftovers. The real loot was moved eons ago to a location I am not at liberty to disclose.

Viva Geraldo!

Moonwalkbjrain said:

Love it!! Great plan .I'll try to sing so good that Prince will forget all about his big vault! If not, my short white dress will do the trick .I'll be a partner for life or at least until the vault is open, then, who knows .

babynoz said:

You're not at liberty to disclose the location? We have ways of making you talk!!!

Brothaluv, go get the TC Ellis and Tony M albums! A few hours of those spinning will make this one sing like a canary!