It's late at night, and I needed something mindless to do; thus, I give you a transcription of the following video presentation of an orger who must remain nameless or else one of us might decide to put him out of his misery... (kidding)

http://video.google.com/v...2prince%22

Didn't you get the picture?
You are not engaged in a kiss
Sweaty my body covers you
Tell you my darling, can you picture this?
Didn't you care, a courtyard
Oceans and violence and blues
Add M.O.s signed kitties in bozes
Between the heat, the heat between me and you
And they just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold
Ain't it just too demanding?
Maybe I'm just like my father, too poor
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satis... never satis...
Why do we dream of each other, aah?
This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
What's it sound like?
Hello.
What's it sound like?
Eeee, eeeh! Eeeeh, OOoooh, hehaha
Eeeeee.... eahwwiaaee
Touches you care my picture, must duh
You are the vembles inside
You are the butterflies all tied up
Cheek to cheek, even does that cry
Just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold
Maybe you just too demanding
Maybe you're just like my father, too poor
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied
Why do we dream at each other, why?
This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
Eeeeeh! Eeeeewoowoowooheeheeheeewhaaa
Do weyaaheh huh
So you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold
A world that's so cold
You're demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, too poor
Maybe I'm just like my mother
She's never satisfied
Why?
This is what it seems like when doves cry
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
Do wha?? Do wha?? Whoa uh...
What's do wa-wa?? What's do-wa-wa??
Who? Who!?! Who!!?!?!?
Dododododadadadadadadadadada
When duds dry
Don't cry
I, I, I, I, I.... Prince, you the man!!




btw, when does Prince EVER stick out his tongue and lick his hands
except for a quick moment during "I Would Die 4 U" in the PR movie
why is he always imitated as doing such??
[Edited 12/2/05 1:59am]

omg
I only saw the first 10 seconds and they were hilarious

imagine being his girlfriend and finding out about this AFTER the wedding

I kept having to pause and check the transcription just to make sure that I was hearing correctly. I've never seen anything that funny.



Or that repulsive.

This actually could be one of those rare times when Prince's infamous cease and desist orders might be warranted!!

Nah, I'm kidding!! Dude may butcher the hell out of the songs but you've got to admire his moxie for putting those videos out there. Besides he's funny as hell!
[Edited 12/2/05 10:02am]

OMG. im laughing so hard I cant breath!

ALL FRED MARSHALL VIDEOS NEED TO DIE. seriously. they're not funny anymore.

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AsianBomb777 said:

That dude be high as hell.