ya'll old-school orgers may know what i'm talking about: remember back about...oh, at least 2 or 3 years ago during the holiday season when the orger BlueAgave reworked that "christMESS" poem that the npgmc sent out in a mass e-mail? what i wanna know is if any of ya'll may have saved/printed her poem, because i'm desperately looking for it. that shit was an absolute org classic and i'd love to see it posted again! i had printed it out when it originally was posted but i lost the damned paper, and i can't find it anywhere via the google org search function (since, as you know, the org's own search function's been busted for years now), and it's driving me crazy!

heeeeelp meeeee...and thanx in advance.

The Nite B4 Xmas (Org Style)

It's the nite b4 X-Mas
NPG shut their place
not a Nep2nes a stirrin'
not even a trace

The stockings aren't sexy, no chimney, no care
'Cuz Prince cut that shit out, when Larry got there
The children r rainbow now, tucked in2 their jazz
While visions of funk fill my wishlist (or cash) 8)

And I am at home, with my NPG cap
Had just settled in 2 take a much needed crap
And just as the water n' shit made a splatter
I rose off the pot, in the mood 4 some chatter...

2 what do my monitor and screen name appear
But my favorite site... prince.org is still here.

Yeah ben is in Spain, and matt's all but gone
But Icenine is here and his posts carry on...

On forums, on chat rooms, on orgnotes and threads
10,000 post he will boast on his head

Then there's mistermaxxx chillin' with his musical wit
And DavidEye knows every Santana hit

Wellbeyond speaks of others so kindly, so sweet
And at this type of website, that's quite a large feat

shausler is loved, we have written him poems
And ian is here, so much that u'd swear that u know 'em

Supernova is super, in her knowledge of sports
Vagina's Natasha wrItes In tall LetteRs, and ShoRt.

KingSausage is missing, he don't post all that much
the "lord of all meat" it appears has lost touch

EvilWhiteMale and Irish Echo r gone...
kellyanne 2, and life still goes on

Moonbeam is here, and he's bummed about thieves
and 2the9s still has some tricks up his sleeves

SupaFunkyOrgan***, and Tom, and a Gooey so free-ah
As bad as it is... that's no tuff Gay Mafia

POOK talk like monkey with dream 2 fling poo
Then there's GregoryAlive and his DreamFirstBorn Jew

SensualMelody is the sweetest u'll meet
and SaffireSeven is another .org treat

This one's from England, he's called cherryloon
Reminds me of Prince's Under Cherry Moon

Giotto,an architect, a job using blueprints
Build houses, makes homes and still chillin' with Prince

Check out his profile, he lookin' G.Q.
He spends lots of time here, what else do he do?

Wining & Dining the ladies he says
But on Prince.org brother, u ain't gettin' laid!

Cracula, Cracula... why b so mean!
Xmas ain't here yet, and u on Halloween!

U cannot 4get one who's called Random Duck
Who remembers, like me, when Prince said "Shit" and "Fuck"

Remember the dayz when he played funky music
Remember the dayz when the radio used it...


SexLovely's an orger who writes all in blue
Then there's NuPwrSoul... who's pics make girlies drool...

Therapy, Boob and the bright AzureStar
keep the threads lively, and funny and sharp

There's an orger here, who thinks he's so clever
Leaving as Aaron, and returning Forever

In spirit and arrogance, often uninhibited
Forever, whatever...now he's AaronUnlimited

Of course there is XxAxX, that I cannot pronounce
In order 2 say it, I'd smoke me an ounce

Applekisses from Detroit, takes the sweet with the sour
And Sag10, like June7, uses her date 4 power...

U can't make a list and not include my girl Battier
Who plays in a band, and writes threads that r Phattier

Harlepolis is a fan and a mother and friend
who starts heart felt threads that go on 2 no end

Endorphin comes 2 us from the year '74
A nice guy is he, u could not ask 4 more

Mr.Bliss adds a spark 2 the org u can't pass
rdhull, we know better, u do have some class

Then there's Bellebeyond and another named Sparxxxtress
who's names remind me ot others, and one that I miss

REDFEATHERS and DORA, spell their names in all caps
Is their Caps Lock key broken, hey y'all what's the haps

FunkyStrange is a man who tells it like it is
CalhounSq is another, and that's just the biz

No orger more stronger than the great Aerogram
JNoel's more quiet, with Suby on the lamb

And even tho Tommy we no longer see
U gotta give props 2 my girl, CarrieLee

Billysparxxx with the sauce, made me laugh everyday
Just like SkletonKee, they're both M.I.A.

CHEECHWIZ... and theChronic, so full of themselves...
With egos so big, there's no mo' room on the shelves

DigitalLisa's a cutie, it's true...
But if u have 2 ask, then yes, u're still new

jthad is nice, u could tell all along
And Teller makes avatars that r truly "da bomb"

Now there's some Cream of Chemist, making the news
And another new orger from FirstAvenue

They'll have 2 go slowy on this place called PrinceOrg
If they hang like us "fams" do, time 2 call Betty Ford!

Cloud9Mission plays music inspired by Prince
And he just may "make it" if given a glimpse

Oceana, Oceana... girl, r u that one?
DJEmale, spins a record of fun

Pochacco's white cat, confuses June7
Then there's lillith and LaViSHh and my buddy Mkevon

I don't know them well, but u see 'em 4 'eva
In posts and in threads, their writings so clever

JediMaster & TRON take their names from a movie
And PaislyPark's from a song, add the "4" and it's groovy

James Brown is his avatar, he calls him yamomma
and Diva's so cool, got one eye and it's on ya

Then there's bkw and his alter ego wkb
tho it seems like it's flattery, is it just 2 confuse me?

Now a Friend has appeared and a Friend's always there...
Like my friend who insists on a PlastikLuvAffair

And Lleena, I mean, uh, she's jammin', like Bam!
And frankly, dear Scarlett, I do give a damn

Cuz it's not my intention 2 leave people out,
If I may have not placed u, just give me a shout!

There's so many peeps on the Org, on this site
I could sit here all nite and still not get it right

Oh the list could go on, 4 days in2 nite
Of the orgers who post with such flare and delight
That I fear I must end this without mentioning all
And 4 those that I missed, my apologies fall

This story went longer than I meant it 2 b
It got somewhat off track, for a reason, u see...

It's important, remember, we all share this space
We laugh and we cry, and we've met face 2 face

We have someone in common, with our lifestyles so vast
Still, we meet on here daily, and we all have a blast

Let us not 4get, tho we fight and we flame
That there's feelings inside us, it's not all just a game

So go on, get mad...say some things of regret...
But when all's said and done, u'll come back here I bet

In closing I say it's been cool, it feels right
2 say "Merry Christmas 2 all, and 2 all a good nite!"


Originally posted December 13, 2002

Oh, yeah... all hand typed and from memory.

squirrelgrease said:

Nice Job!!

SexyBeautifulOne said:

Thank you. I like to help the people.

squirrelgrease said:

but that's not the one i was lookin for...there was another one that was done before that, right after the "christmess" e-mail was sent.

'Tis the nightmare called ChristMESS that has the whole earth
Practicing pagan rituals in the name of Christ's birth
The stockings r hung, yet none seem 2 care
The Bible makes no such reference 2 this affair
The children r told of some nice guy in red
While the truth about Santa is Satan instead
And mama passes tradition 2 her kids' little laps
Enabling the origin of ChristMESS 2 remain under wraps
2 lazy 2 research what u've bLIEved since ur youth?
Then sit back and listen while eye tell u the truth...

Away from the lies that r simply rehashed
Eye opened the Bible and threw up, quite aghast
No mention that Jesus was born in December
So, who is it, each year, that the people remember?
O, what 2 my wandering eyes should eye find
But a celebration called Saturnalia - then, further backwards eye
climbed
He bgan a fake religion that competed with God
Eye knew at that moment it was Nimrod!

More rapid my heart beat the blood thru my veins
If Christ was never in ChristMESS, what then remains?
The wreaths, mistletoe, ChristMESS goose and the fixins
ChristMESS trees, gift-giving and holey day mixin
From the whole list there's none u should leave
All pagan in origin, they only dceive

B4 u knew the whole truth, it wasn't a lie
But, now that u know, it's on u 2 deny
Now on2 the icon, of course, u all knew
Bhind that long, flowing beard Santa hid something 2

All eye had was an inkling, so eye went in search of the proof
That Santa was not what eye'd learned in my youth
Eye drew in my breath when the truth hit my eye
Xposed were the roots of this so-called good guy

He's dressed all in red - take note of the hue
And that right there provides the first clue
With a bundle of toyz 2 teach children greed
Walk in2 any toy store and watch him succeed
Y yes, it is true, as the anagram will suggest
SANTA is SATAN, just festively dressed

His wry, little mouth is drawn up in a sneer
As children continue their worship year after year
Upon his mind, do u suppose that it gnaws
The telling morph of his name 2 spell SATAN'S CLAWS?
Yet, the characteristics of God he assumes as his own:
Omniscient, omnipresent - he's after God's throne

He is cunning and wicked, sure no jolly old elf
Now eye cringe when eye c him, no longer kidding myself
This nightmare called ChristMESS - how eye was misled -
In honor of Jesus, upholding Nimrod instead!
Churches ignore this truth tho it lurks
Eye guess appeasing the pagans wins over converts
ChristMESS lies warrant cleanup or else they r liable
2 put one at odds with what's taught in the Bible
Celebr8 how u like - the way u did in ur youth
Or recognize God as a Spirit 2 b worshipped in TRUTH

Eye heard it xclaimed while thru Jeremiah eye was breezin',

"Thus saith the Lord, learn not the way of the heathen."

- an NPG Music Club Member

that's not it either, phx--the one blueagave wrote was a spoof of that e-mail.

With all the crap I have saved to disc and still floating in my computer I'm bound to have it (and yes I still have "I Wanna B a Barbie" )

I'll dig it up for you if I can

Wasn't all jazz that just hilarious!

Satan's Claws, gotta love that!

My lady blue agave did write it and it seems every year it is looked for, but not found by her or anyone else. I have tried looking but I would not give up. Since it was posted here before, it should be able to retrived.

I will let her know it is being looked for again.

jseven said:

yay! thanx, jseven.

Man, the Org is a walk through memory lane today! Good stuff!

lol i remember that psycho drivel

I am suprised she hasn't posted on this thread. I know I printed it out after it was first posted and she has it somewhere, she just doesn't know where. I think it was on the old version of the org and was posted on amp (not by her but it was forwarded there) but looking at the cached pages of both, I did not find it last time I looked.

Anyway the old format of the org can be pulled up by the togdog account?

I am trying but running out of ideas I haven't used before.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Damn, girl. I can only type so much per month. My internet provider charges by the word.

squirrelgrease said:

You think that's bad? My internet provider charges me by loads blown at hairyslits-hanginjuggs.com. I owe them $40,000!

HobbesLeCute said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Hey, that URL takes me right to NPGMC.com.

phxnpg7 said: