Ted Casablanca, in his Eonline gossip column "The Awful Truth" gives a little blurb about Prince at a club last night...hmm...I didn't know Prince drank like this...
It's short, so here it is in its entirety:
"Prince, makin' like Goldilocks and the three vinos. Spider Club. Hell-Ay. Friday night. Entourage: two chums, two goons, no Carmen Electra-type gal, sadly enuff. After rolling into the club at 1 ayem , the Purple One tried several types of wine. In the end, the dude killed his Sideways tasting and sucked down a Long Island iced tea. Remember the last time you had one of those? I think I was 17 and wearing acid-washed jeans."

post the link please.....

whoops...forgot the link...here it is: http://www.eonline.com/Go...1117b.html

Ted Casablanca is such a bitch. This has nothing to do with what he said about Prince, hell, I switched from Long Island to Long Beach Ice tea but I still drink them. If it was good in the 80's it's still good


Anyways, back to what a bitch Ted Casablanca is...he tries so hard to be snarky that he comes across as an idiot. If he didn't try so hard to be sarcastic and droll, he might be worth half a damn....MIGHT.


Rant over

these impersonators jet-set worse than p does.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Another impersonator!!! I wanna see! I could use a good laugh today!

AND TODAY will PRINCE be TASTINg SEVERAL BOUJALAIS? It is NOUVEAU. Now Prince ya gotta try BLUE LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS. They put HYPNOTIQUE in it and also the POMEGRANTE MARGAURITAS. AND there are LYCEE NUT ONES.....OH LYCEE NUTS.....

Zelaira said:

I would have thought the idea of Prince with licey nuts would put even you off ....

... then again.

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langebleu said:

I wAnt to EaT his CRAB LICE on a hot SeXaY plaTTer and jump UP and DOWN with them IN MY MOUTH I also like pizza.

FunkMistress said:

Please ... I was just getting ready to eat.

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YA CRAZy..... Hey! PRINCE I have a DESERT you MUST ask them to sell or get you... That sliced Bean Jelly at the ASIAN RESTAURANTS. Then get the LYCEE NUTS. Hey guys ya like EXOTIC FRUIT? The EXOTIC FRUIT is DELICIOUS....ALL different types. Go visit ANY ORIENTAL FRUIT STORE for all their PEARS and KUMQUATS and You will SEE... EXOTIC FRUIT RULES.....I just want PRINCE to be ALL BAD AGAIN and like he was with stuff in the 80's and 90's his OLD HORNY SELF...LOL! :-DAnd if he is shopping for FURNITURE did he EVER CHECK out CORDOVAN WOOD? GORGEOUS STUFF. I like that even better than CHERRY and THAT's AWESOME.
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Nothinbutjoy said:

actually, ted has a pretty good reputation within the industry. he double checks his sources..he isnt in the same league as cj.

Prince woulda dies at this French Restaurant...In between courses with FROZEN CHAMPAGNE.... CROCK MONSEUIER.... Chocolate SOUFLEE.....CREME BRULEE.... He could be eating his FRENCH BAQUETTES with GUYREE... CHERRIES JUBILEE....Hope his Chef Knows how to make this stuff. Some DELICIOUS Breakfast of EGGS BENEDICT ala Hollandaise.... Do ASPARAGUS....

Zelaira said:

god damn it, i love you zelaira.

Zelaira said:

i love you, but STOP!!!!

Sweet..... I just know my stuff. He could eat some STUFFED ARTCHOKES and some STUFFED EGGPLANT and MUSHROOMS. If he wants ITALIAN with some NICE GELATO and some Delicious SAMBUCA 2 coffee Nuts... Or he could do some TUSCAN BREAD. He can do Bread with flavored Oils and some nice cheese and Sundried Olives. Nice FUSSELLI , Nice Primavera. So could you ANXIETY. Diet after the Holidays. Don't forget the NEOPOLITAN ICE CREAM, SPAMONI, TORTONI, some DELICIOUS RUM CAKE and Pink,Green and Pink Cookies or PINOLLI COOKIES have a NICE CHIANTI....PARTY ON UP!!! My relatives make their own PIZZA and have BREAD SHOPS in NEW JERSEY.

Zelaira said:

OK Honey :

Croque-Monsieur
Soufflet
Baguettes

And I would love to cook french vegetarian dishes for P.

Zelaira said:

TIRAMISU (name of the masarpone rhum coffee and chocolate cake)

sosgemini said:

don' matter. shitty gossip's still shitty gossip.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

When is Prince gonna start going to strip clubs again?

They have the Tiramasu in a great kinda pudding also. LAYERED with LADY FINGERS on the side and that DELICIOUS KAHLUA.... A WHITE RUSSIAN on the side ....Hey ya ever have A RED DEVIL to drink? VEGAS MARTINI is PRETTY GOOD also . Black Russian doing it dRAMBUIE. I'll get Ya WACKED TONITE!!! LOL..

Krystal666 said:

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

langebleu said:

SexyBeautifulOne said:

licey nuts

FunkMistress said:

That's just too nasty, even for the org!

SexyBeautifulOne said:

okay...THAT much i didn't see. at any rate:

Zelaira said:

The best way to eat Tiramasu is off a pretty kitty's toes. I did it in Nice.

BSK3478 said:

is this that rocker chicks song? whats her name?

went to a party last saturday night..lita ford!!!