Christopher said:

And she runs up to him and gives him a huge hug.

SHe then turns around and shakes her booty.
Prince, now completely aroused, said, "hey, I know that ass from anywhere!!!!."

"You're....."

Imago777 said:

And she runs up to him and gives him a huge hug.

SHe then turns around and shakes her booty.
Prince, now completely aroused, said, "hey, I know that ass from anywhere!!!!."

"You're....."

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Star Jones! you said you were beyonce! star is ROFL and punches mani and grabs prince and stuffs him in her ford escort and drives him to her home and when she gets to the front...its already open.she walks in prince in one arm a cheese steak in the other and suddenly....

Christopher said:

Star Jones! you said you were beyonce! star is ROFL and punches mani and grabs prince and stuffs him in her ford escort and drives him to her home and when she gets to the front...its already open.she walks in prince in one arm a cheese steak in the other and suddenly....[/quote]


Suddenly Michael Jackson appears from out of nowhere.
He was wearing a long trench coat and his face looked like it had just freshly healed from more plastic surgery. Prince winced at the site of MJ. He knew that MJ looked different in real life, but this--this was REALLY a stretch.

"There he is, " Michael screaches.

"The little bitch who think's he had a great 2004/2005 year!"

"Erm, " Prince explains, "That's two years.??"

"Shut Up Bitch!!!, " Michael continues.
He threw down his trench coat to reveal his new body.
From the looks of it it appeared he did alot of working out coupled with a healthy dose of a surgeon's knife.

"I have a plan for you Prince."

"It involves....."



Image: MJ throwing off his coat

it involves this here beanie baby i got off ebay>>>shutup star! this is my moment! mj goes on about how hes misunderstood and he"d like to do a duet with prince and release it only in russia and orlando fl


prince is confused and his mascara is running mj laughing manicly says>>

Christopher said:

MJ says, "I think it's time!"
His hips start to swing slowly in a circular pattern and he starts to hump the air with his love muscle.

"I said, " MJ belts out loudly, " Dahhhh! I thaaaank It's tiiiiime!!!"
He throws both his hands up behind his head and starts to do a little slow bump and grind (Again, with the air).

"That you and me had ourselves, " MJ snarls and growls at Prince, "a little DANCE OFF!!!"

It was then that...

This shit is hilarious!

A white Hummer limo pulls up next to the pair of pop icons, and Usher and Justin Timberlake emerge.

"What!! You, you wannabes!" MJ screams pointing at the young stars.

"Easy Mike." Usher replies "You'll rip your face again."

"Yeah, Usher and I are big fans of you both, but we haven't studied and copied...I mean studied and incorporated any Prince move in our choreography yet."

Prince with his hands on his hips " If you try any of my moves...."

It'll just hurt ya!!!

Prince starts to shake his hips.

"Do ya know that Horny pony???" He screamed?

Justin, MJ, and Usher stared speechless. Only Star was shakin and clappin.

"Do ya know the Jughead???" He persisted.

"Well, I'm sure you know a little something about Le Grind!!"


"Bitch, shut the f@ck up, " Star calls out, "Just show them something ABOUT THE QUAKE!!"

MJ interupted, "I don't want to do this anymore. I have a better idea. Let's all...."

Imago777 said:

play "mystery date board game"...i brought it! everyone but justin is excitied but thats only cause justin is listening "i want a gangsta bitch" on his ipod" and singing along. star jones slaps him on the head and says come on bitch we're gonna get us a date..." prince still in his orange heels ask star if he can freshen up in her bathroom and if shes got any soy milk? star eats a cookie and ignores his demands. everyone seems to be having a good time untill usher is hating on mj for getting the jock mystery date...all of a sudden the phone rings and...

Christopher said:

Christopher said:

its Mani.
Mani 'PRINCE I'M TRIED OF PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!'

Prince replies....

littlemissG said:

"baby,look! i we're in the middle of a game..but please come over and bring me some of my flat pumps and some purple pjs.and hurry cause mj is still threatening me with another dance off.....i'll pull his nose off!" mani was reluctant but agreed.so she grabbed larry graham,tony m.,princes things,and a 2live crew mix tape to sing along on the way.meanwhile back at stars house everyone seems to be enjoying the game but mj is itching to have another dance off to prove hes bad! so mj says to prince....

Christopher said:

how do you keep your weave so natural looking?

littlemissG said:

Prince 'Weave! Why do you think this is a weave?'

MJ 'It takes one to know one friend.'

Prince 'I never been so insulted!' Prince takes a wild swing at the King of Pop and hits him in the shoulder. MJ 'OOOW! You Bastard!' Michael backhands Prince to the face! Enraged, Prince grabs MJ's long hair as MJ grabs Prince's royal curls throwing each other to the floor. Just then...

Janet Jackson shows up and Prince lectures her for twenty minutes about exposing her breast at the Superbowl.

JJ "But you wore assless pants when you sang Gett Off?"

Prince "Er..uh..but that wasn't the Superbowl. That was MTV."

JJ "You had Appolonia expose her breasts in Purple Rain."

Prince "But..but she purified herself in the waters of..."

JJ "Whatever."

Prince "Look woman. Nakedness is sin. Now enough chit chat. I want to fornicate the taste out of your mouth. Can u relate?"

JJ "But you just lectured for twenty minutes on how nakedness is a sin."

Prince "I'll keep my eyes shut."

JJ "Well..ok.Wait a minute. I thought you don't date sistas.That's what I read on Prince.org"

Prince "U probably read that I'm a gay Filipino with hooved feet as well."

JJ "Point taken."

Michael "What about me?"

Prince "I've read that u like it when little boys..."

Michael "No. Our fight."

Prince "(sigh) How fair would it be? I can't give you a bloody nose...u don't have a nose."

Michael became enraged! That's when he...

sitruk7 said:

announced, 'I got a new challenge for you Prince! Celebrity Trivia! The winner will be the Baddest Mother F...'

Janet 'HUSH YOUR MOUTH!!'

MJ 'The BADDEST of all time!'

Prince 'I accept your challenge Pale One! Star will ask the questions, and to make it more interested the loser will have be the others valet for a week!'

MJ (sigh) 'That's good I need my toy room cleaned.'

The icons shook hands on the deal, and everyone gathered around to watch the contest. Michael won the coin toss, and decided to go first.

Star 'What do I like on my veggie burger Michael?'

MJ answered....

Michael 'Uh...mustard?'

Star 'Wrong! I like tomato, lettuce, and thinly sliced smoked ham on my veggie burger. Prince, this question is for you....

"if I have sex with you, will you show up on the View?"

Prince answered...

sitruk7 said:

Imago777 said:

"Not only no but hell no"

Star "Um...right! Point for Prince! OK Michael, your turn,what was the middle name of my grandmother's 5th grade teacher's first boyfriend's mailman?"

Michael "Um...Michael?"

Star "(damn)...He went by Mike. Sorry Michael, point for Prince.OK Prince, your turn again...what color is my thong? Here's a hint...it rhymes with Lurple."

Prince "...
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Prince 'STAR! Ask a real question! My victory over Michael must be REAL, ok? Plus, I don't care if you drawers are gold plated and studded with rubies.'

Star 'That was for my wedding day.'

Star twists her face and thinks of a celebrity trivia question for Prince.

Star 'Prince,....

littlemissG said:

Prince, Star said, Who is the most celebrated musician in Mumbai…” – it was at this point that Star was shot in the back a reign of bullets.

“I am!!!” a voice screamed out from behind her. Prince and MJ watched in horror as Star slowly fell the ground, did a couple of half rocking rolls, and eventually settled in a pool of blood, sweat, and cheap cosmetics.

The voice came from none other than…than… THE ASIAN PRINCE!!!!
He was sporting his crunk ass 50 cent threads.

“Asian what???” Prince said.
“Shut Up Bitch!!!” AP said.

Me and my little friend here are gonna show yalll who the real Prince is.
Prince and MJ stared in wonder as a small figure stepped out from behind the AP, walked over Star’s still warm gelatinous body, and in front of them.

It was….



[Edited 8/12/05 21:09pm]

It was 'Lil John

EvilWhiteNegro said:

Prince "What's up brother?"

LJ "WHAT?"

Prince "I said 'What's up brother?"

LJ "WHAT?"

Prince "Nevermind. U know which is the real Prince and which is the fake,right?"

LJ "YEAH!"

Prince "R U sure?"

LJ "WHAT?"

Prince "R U sure which of us is the real Prince?"

LJ "YEAH!"

Prince "I'm gonna sue this fraiud 4 deflamation of my name."

LJ "OKAY!"

Prince "Can u make the court hearing?"

LJ "YEAH!"

Prince "It's next Monday...10 am sharp."

LJ "Dear boy, I regret that I've failed to recall the fact that my violin lessons are schedualed at precicely the same time.Please excuse my tardiness."

Prince "Is Tuesday better 4 u?"

LJ "WHAT?"

Prince " IS TUESDAY BETTER 4 U?"

LJ "YEAH!"

Prince "R u positive this time?"

LJ "Oh dear, once again I most humbly apologize. It would seem as though I'm due for a facial,manicure and pedicure on that morning."

Prince "(sigh) Wednesday?"

LJ "Aw no, I'm gettin' f***ed up that night playa!"

Prince "Thursday then?"

LJ "OKAY!"

It was then that...

sitruk7 said:

star broke up there little chat stepping out in her two peice bathing suit. a shocked lil john and prince stood silent..until lil john said
"NNAAOOO" everyone was LOL but janet who ran into her limo to LOL in there.star quickly killed the laughter by telling everyone "ill kick all yo asses..shut it!" LJ felt like it was time for a live performance and wanted prince and mj to join him.....to which mj and prince replied okay...giving eachother the evil eye fixing their hair.

and then....

and then Tony M appeared from out of nowhere sporting one of MC hammer's Samurai suits.

"Yo, P--wazzup." Tony called out.

"Say, P--did you listen to those demo tapes I sent ya last week?"

MJ giggled for a momment until Prince chimed in, "He's still better than that rapper you had on Black N White!"

Lil John looked at Tony M. and said, "....

Tony M said, "You P, you know last summer, when you and I was both swimming naked in the lake?"

"yeah?" Prince responded nervously.

"And you was like, Tony, I'd do anything for you."

"erm. yeah?" Prince responded nervously.

"Your body was all wet from that lake water, and your muscles was shining in the sun and all" Tony said flirtatiously.

"YEAH~~?? YEAH!!!????" Prince responded nervously.

"And I was like saying how I was gonna break up with my girl."

"oh lawd," MJ interupted, "Prince--Tony obviously wants to know we want to join him for a swim!!!"

MJ stripped off his clothes to reveal....

THE ELEPHANT MAN'S BONES!!!...

sitruk7 said:

x 100000 billion

This thread is soooo stupid.