He looks a little light in this picture




:princeonavespasticker:

it's a good likeness of prince, but who's the dude in the purple?

oh, ok that's funny

but if you could have heard cursing when I saw this thread

gotdammit noonblue, pull this shit again....

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I've been sitting on this since friday. We need to pass the hat and buy the guy a bike.

noonblueapples said:

i could go over to the vespa store here in downtown mpls and start callin dibs on bikes...

and that doesn't look like Mani, think maybe he's cheating on her?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Think they'de airbrush a symbol on it for him?

And make a call and see about a 3121 plate

noonblueapples said:

unless that's her in a wonderbra...

noonblueapples said:

oh shit, if i see somebody who actually gets a '3121' license plate here...i already saw one car with 'DMSR' on their license plate.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It's called a vepabra, defys gravity when you crank that machine up to a good 6 mph

noonblueapples said:

prince, step on the friggin gas! my boobs are starting to sag...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

or think of the poor inocent who was already issued one, gonna have people camping in his yard

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Somewhere in this situation are the lyrics to Glasscutter

noonblueapples said:

noonblueapples said:

Allright, I'm gonna go pick my son up at school, I promiss I will try to slow down on vegan/vespa jokes .

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I rang someone up at work today, it came to 31.21, that wouldn't be too bad, but he paid with check #3121
I guess I should play the lottery and then hide under the bed

noonblueapples said:

it's The Vespa's Curse!

your new signature collection =

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I couldn't let that line get away.


I can imagine everywhere I go having 3121 pop up and catching sight of a vespa out of the corner of my eye.

noonblueapples said:

and if the vespa's got purple on it...or if the person's helmet is purple or some shit like that...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Soleco UK's managing director Gerald Lacey said: “Due to significant growth in demand for our products and the market penetration of our new revolutionary salad snack bowl range, a new heat-sealing machine was required.

noonblueapples said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Wilson and Son Funeral Home in Paola was one of the first funeral homes in America and the only funeral home in the area to install a York Merchandising System display; a revolutionary method of displaying caskets and other funeral service products.

noonblueapples said:

omg, where's The Mistress....

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I know, we need to send her a memo or something

noonblueapples said:

Towards the end of the service a dirty old man shows up and throws down a shovel


"your gonna have to dig your own damn hole.."

noonblueapples said:

...cuz we don't wanna DIG NO MORE! :throwsdownshovel:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

What the hell kind of a sight is this that we don't have a throwsdownshovel emoticon?

There better be a :saladbowl:

noonblueapples said:

:vespa:

:oji:

:revolutionaryfuneral:


...i think it's time for more new emoticons.