It's GOTTA be "Movie Star"...even before Crystal Ball had dropped I KNEW this cut was designed for Mo'iss. Shit is hella funny!

'bob george' with his little amish aviator ass!

"Moviestar"



It's not just one of the funniest ones but also one of the
best ones. I would have loved to see it included on SOTT..

Movie Star is funny.
But "Work That Fat" is also funny.
And "New Power Day"

movie star hahahaha
cloreen bacon skin cracks me the eff up all the time...

SammiJ said:

LOL! Cloreen is funny as hell too!

got o be "work that fat"

Yo, yo - where all the fat girls at?/Get on the dance floor, baby /And let me work that fat (Woo!) /Yeah, let me work that fat /Yeah! /That's how we like 'em - fat and proud /Cuz when they sit down, they sit all around //The whole house - sidewalk and everything else /I'll be damned, baby, if U don't sit on yourself /But that's what I like U 4 /(Let me work that fat) {x2} /And take U 2 the crib - I swear 2 God U got stuck in the door /Say U didn't, U know U did /Opened up the ice box, ate everything in the crib /Midnight snack, my ass! //Bought 7 packs of cookies, thinking they would last /I'll be damned, baby ate the wrapper 2! /Then looked at me and said, "Nigga, I'll eat U, 2!"
(Let me work that fat) {x2} /But I guess 4 now that'll do /My baby's fat - I like her like that /I hate a skinny skench talking straight out her hat /About a credit card, and how I need 2 give her mine /I swear 2 God I'll step on that neck every time! //(Let me work that fat) /I'd rather hang out with my boys and cruise Plymouth /Lookin' 4 a fat girl toy so I can make a play /And take her 2 the way /And introduce her 2 my brother Sonny T's bass /Or maybe my guitar /I'll play so loud she'll quickly get her big ass in the car /Get in, shut up, get in! /Push the seat back - U can fit /Then sit on top of the monster, I don't care! /Just shut up, get in! /(Let me work that fat) {x2}
What? What? /Oh! {x3} /U in trouble now! /Mike, turn this shit up! /Aw yeah! /(Let me work that fat) {x2} /Told U U should... /Shut up! Sit down! /Got sho'nuff plenty nerve /(What, what?) /(Let me work that fat) {x2} /Ha ha ha...! /Damn, is this where U live? /How many food stamps did U have 2 give 2 get this palace? /Yeah, this is really nice /I betcha my thigh ain't as big as one of these mice /What kind of traps U use? /I know they don't work /Mice take the cheese and say, "D-d-damn, what a jerk!" /U must be nuts - think I'm go'n sleep here /Quiet as it's kept /There's several things 2 fear in this habitat /Let me guess, let me guess /"U like it like that" {x2} /So nobody'll rob ya /Well, as a matter of fact who is this brother? /
What's he doing in your bed? /Wake up, brother, 'fore I take this new 9 and tap U on your head! /No no, she's my girl - every last mile /Now I suggest U start explaining /Before I slap that smile in the living room /U got a lotta nerve /Why don't U get your clothes /And introduce your silly ass 2 the curb? /Damn, I shoulda known /Treat a lady wrong, she'll do U the same /Can I use your phone? /I wanna call Mike /Mike, gimme another solo /I'm through with these fat girls /They know they fine /They pop U out every time /Know what, U know what? /If I see your boyfriend outside /I'm go'n hit him with the car /That's right /Oh! /Fat girls /Let me work that fat

PrettyMan....

The short country song ("All My Old Biddies...") from one of the Ahdio shows. Short and sweet...

i hope he didn't consider "wedding feast" a serious track
cuz that was straight CLOWNING.

"The only good rapper is one that's Dead on it"

The Shopkeeper in Vibrator,
Arguing with vanity six in "IF a girl blah blah blah.."

If a Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)

and Prettyman!

SammiJ said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Straight up, when I heard that cut, I said to myself My Boy Done Lost his MIND!!!

Yeah, the whole Darth voice and The Wedding Feast are either the grandest misstep in an historic career, or the funniest put-on ever put down on wax.

Nah. Wait. He was serious?

Dinner With Delores

sitruk7 said:

?

"Girl"

"Sometimes I feel like all I have to do is think about you and I can have an orgasm. That sounds funny, doesn't it? HaHaHa, marry me!"

That, and "Lady Cab Driver...unless he was being serious.

OnionJuice said:

LOL! Dawg, he sounded like he was talkin' up on the ass on "Girl" so I gotta give him his props on that shit! And "LCD"...dude was puttin' it down.

glamslamkid said:

"Body Massager???"

8up said:

What album is "Work That Fat" on?

i cant believe no one mentioned tricky the outtake he did with morris day that was some funny shit

jamiestarr69 said:

"What Tricky say, yakety-yack?! Yackety-yack, my ass, muthafucka!" LOL!

To be honest, i find most Princes 'clowning' songs very weak.... I mean, i think in real life he sometimes feels the need to be a cool, smartass Morris Day kind of person.... but he just isnt like that, he's to sensitive and (dont bash me) to feminin for that....

Looking back on his career i think Prince was often jaloues of Morris day, and his easy going, cool persona (created or not)...I always did consider that a cheap move of him....I think that in his heart Prince is an insecure, searching person (and i truelly dont condemn that, i like pure persons), but from time to time he did bring up this cool, slick persona that ultimately doesnt suit him....

In the end Morris was way too busy snorting the white lines from the table, and Prince was / is losing his soul to the JW-movement.....I hope they both come out as a 'better' / wiser person....

Riverpoet31 said:

Actually, Mo'iss is Prince's alter-ego. What you see of Morris was basically dreamt up from Prince's head. So I wouldn't say he was jealous, cuz it was Prince's creation.

Eroticist said:

"Like a brontosaurus, she was packin' it in"

"Damn, Delores pick another song check please
introduce the carpet 2 something other than your knees"

"Dancin' like a white girl"(no offence white girls...just quoting the man)

sitruk7 said:

Oh ok

Does "chili sauce" on the Time's "Ice Cream Castles" album count?

PurpleRein said:

LOL! AW DAMN! I forgot all about CHILI SAUCE! GOOD ONE!

arron said:

What CD is this from? And Wedding fest?
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